I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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Party in the USA: The ILX Gay Crushing on Other Gays Thread

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

Party in the USA

I know when I'm not wanted...

have not engaged in any watersports with the boyfriend but our new apartment has a spacious stall shower and there have been preliminary talks

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

Was the roller coaster car on a roller coaster or like in the middle of a field or?

#REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it

pvmic

ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ (sic), Monday, 26 August 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

No blind items itt

s. cloverlandthug (The Reverend), Monday, 26 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

On a roller coaster.

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

Rollercoaster of love boners

#REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

this is all wonderful

homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link

I'll only reveal the identity of one

like climbing the first hill on the bonercoaster and never dropping ;_;

maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link

a burrito

#REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

does the other one not frequent this thread or what

mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

banaka

#REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

omg

mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

lmao

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

can you at least describe the boner

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link

like did it prevent the safety bar from engaging properly

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

they were jabby
moist, too, iirc

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

humming 'jabby boners' to the tune of 'tiny bubbles'

and-a one, and-a two

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

wait like we weren't even wearing pants?? Were we wearing SHIRTS??? Bcz shirts + no pants is like ultimate sexytime nagl imo

#REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link

porky pig style

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

moist boners ;_;

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

they were jabby
moist, too, iirc

fast n' bulbous
tight also

Rothko's Chicken and Waffles (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

i dunno about 'moist' can we say 'dewy boners' instead

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

humectant tumescents

maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

slick dicks

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

"Dewy boners" is the kind of phrase I'd imagine turns up in Fifty Shades of Grey.

the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

Everyone was fully dressed - Stevie, me, banaka, jay batman, Trayce, jaymc, deathdrone, carl agatha, etc.

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

lol

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

haha oh phew. I got worried when I got this email from Je55e - "are you still readintg the gay tmi thread? b/c i dragged you into it."

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

I was worried I'd end up with a cough drop in my asshole.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

after momentary consideration i decided not to post "my penis" on the 'things you love about yourself' thread

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

not because i don't love it tho

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link

now i want all of the posts in that thread to be autoreplaced with "my penis"

maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

I'd like you to meet my lawyers, Dewey Boner & Howe

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

and how!

#REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link

So, it seems that apple cider vinegar is "the" best way to treat an itchy asshole

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link

that stuff's just great for everything!

how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

No. It is hell when it gets in your eyes

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

would that be topically or internally administered?

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

you soak a cotton ball, lay it on the blossom and clench

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

omft @ "lay it on the blossom and clench"

#REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

apple blossom time

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

How is it that I love every aspect of bottoming except for the whole having a dick in your ass one? :(

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link

I'm totally incompetent at taking dick and it's distressing.

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link

I love every aspect of another guy bottoming.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link

does it hurt? or like

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

Yeahhhh. Using fingers or a smaller toy is very pleasurable but a D is just too much.

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link

have you tried using successively larger toys?

clouds, Friday, 11 April 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link


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