I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

I accidentally scratched him like really hard a lot and pissed in his mouth

I mean, the scratching was accidental; the pissing was p deliberate

And then we took a shower and went on an art-date to the Hirshhorn and talked about Donald Judd and Ai Weiwei and the use of indirect lighting in the Washington Metro stations. Best day!!

getting closer to doo doo in here. i wanna order my boyfriend around but since we only seem to have sex monthly.......

that doo-doo that you do do

Had a sex-ish dream about two ILXors. I'll only reveal the identity of one (S.D.). We were all packed in a roller coaster car in New Jersey and both of the others had boners, but the one who was not Stevie apologized and said it was just from friction, but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it. I woke up before it was put to use.

!

apologized and said it was just from friction

Ah, high school.

Party in the USA: The ILX Gay Crushing on Other Gays Thread

Party in the USA

I know when I'm not wanted...

have not engaged in any watersports with the boyfriend but our new apartment has a spacious stall shower and there have been preliminary talks

Was the roller coaster car on a roller coaster or like in the middle of a field or?

but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it

pvmic

No blind items itt

On a roller coaster.

Rollercoaster of love boners

this is all wonderful

I'll only reveal the identity of one

like climbing the first hill on the bonercoaster and never dropping ;_;

a burrito

does the other one not frequent this thread or what

banaka

omg

lmao

can you at least describe the boner

like did it prevent the safety bar from engaging properly

they were jabby
moist, too, iirc

humming 'jabby boners' to the tune of 'tiny bubbles'

and-a one, and-a two

wait like we weren't even wearing pants?? Were we wearing SHIRTS??? Bcz shirts + no pants is like ultimate sexytime nagl imo

porky pig style

moist boners ;_;

they were jabby
moist, too, iirc

fast n' bulbous
tight also

i dunno about 'moist' can we say 'dewy boners' instead

humectant tumescents

slick dicks

"Dewy boners" is the kind of phrase I'd imagine turns up in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Everyone was fully dressed - Stevie, me, banaka, jay batman, Trayce, jaymc, deathdrone, carl agatha, etc.

lol

haha oh phew. I got worried when I got this email from Je55e - "are you still readintg the gay tmi thread? b/c i dragged you into it."

I was worried I'd end up with a cough drop in my asshole.

after momentary consideration i decided not to post "my penis" on the 'things you love about yourself' thread

not because i don't love it tho

now i want all of the posts in that thread to be autoreplaced with "my penis"

I'd like you to meet my lawyers, Dewey Boner & Howe

and how!

So, it seems that apple cider vinegar is "the" best way to treat an itchy asshole

that stuff's just great for everything!

No. It is hell when it gets in your eyes

would that be topically or internally administered?

you soak a cotton ball, lay it on the blossom and clench

omft @ "lay it on the blossom and clench"