suncream, zits and wrinkles: rolling skincare thread?

They're not itchy, and not swollen, and they seem to be very slightly faded? Not sure yet. I'll find out when I get off this overnight bus.

Je55e, I'm familiar with denial prior to vomiting!

I get those whenever I have a particularly violent vomiting sesh.

so I am using this really mental woman's homemade face cream for night and it's actually kind of blowing my mind?? her website is TOTALLY CRAZY. It also smells WEIRD. I have no idea what the ingredients are.

http://www.hairgasm.com/products.php?cat=151&prod=114

http://www.hairgasm.com/content/ingredients

dang she sounds shady! glad it's working for you though

what if it's just mayo

It is kind of a light beige color, really sticky consistency, and smells kind of metallic-y. Its very strange. I am sure it's a BLESSED POTION by LOUISE LONGHAIRS. I also bought her wacky shampoo because I heard it's just incredible. I am not that impressed with the shampoo yet.

like, I wouldnt be surprised at all if the shampoo is just johnson and johnson baby shampoo. It kinda smells the same, even.

blood vessel things seem to be fading, so yay.

what if it's just mayo

― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, August 26, 2013 5:37 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lololol

it's "wholistic"

lol

Note: [redacted]'s products do not contain or involve the use of any of these Dangerous Ingredients in our products or treatments:

No Pills

Apparently it's not mayo

No Animal or Animal By-Products

No pills, no mayo. We're narrowing it down.

propane & propane accessories

WHERE do LONG HAIRS
ingredients come from and what are our ingredients principals?

EVERY
CULTURE IS DIFFERENT EVERY COUNTRY HAS DIFFERENT LAWS. We keep our
trade secrets a secret. It is alright to do that, we have trust. If you
have allergies, let us know:-)

that smiley face is a little menacing in its context...

sorry, I'm just slowly working my way through this site and every couple seconds finding something special.

It is actually not alright to keep her "trade secrets" a secret if she is defining "trade secrets" as "ingredients."

http://www.fda.gov/cosmetics/cosmeticlabelinglabelclaims/cosmeticlabelingmanual/ucm126444.htm

Sorry "alright"

Yeh, I was wondering!

H2, what led to your using this lady's product?

Now that we've roundly mocked the product and exposed this woman's illegal operation...

Well, it's working, apparently. Even if that means it's replaced H2's soul with a long-haired marketing demon.... Careful, y'all.

lol of COURSE she has a moon cycle widget on her site.

I know, isn't it mental? I was reading a PCOS message board and some of the PCOS-ers were talking about how awesome her shampoo is, and I just had to try it. I went for the skin cream kind of on a whim. GLAD I DID.

The most luxuriant wholistic mayo I've ever put on my face!

can someone in Toronto (ATTN: FINEFINEMUSIC) please go get their hairs done by louise longhairs, I guess she is really mean

http://www.longhairs.com/sites/default/files/CIMG0228b.jpg

also her products are insanely expensive

Wait, she's a mean hair stylist, too? Amazing. What a weirdo!

FFM's regular stylist just moved out of town! Great timing!

omg tempting

don't you want her to yell at you for dying your hair? sounds like a blast, right?

I do need a haircut (was thinking of getting one TODAY) but there is no price list (would've gone to reg stylist before she moved but need to cheap out) and I have to fill out an "about you" form before I can book an appointment! Xp

Hahaha no kidding. My hairstylist used ~organic~ dye so maybe I'll just be gently chastised. Or she will list out how the dye was not actually organic and aren't I glad she's here to tell me the truth??

I have to fill out an "about you" form before I can book an appointment!

Lmao

Mostly innocuous if self involved but:

"Do people try to pressure you into cutting your hair shorter for them or any other reasons? Tell Longhairs all about it... If this is preceeding a naturopathy-only session, list about what average doctor want to try to put you on. instead. : *"

...what?

I'm ready to pay pal you some money for a haircut from this woman, especially if we can fill out the about me form together as a group.

That's . . . that's totally incomprehensible?

doctor/want s/v disagreement is causing probs here

I like to think of my hair as long but I think I would get laughed out of there, also unsure where she wants me to indicate my hair's state vis-a-vis "yes/no"

"Do you presently have long hair (you get comments that tell you your hair's longer than most in society)? What do you think the state or length of your hair and skin is?: *
Yes
No
No, just coming for better hair and scalp"

what is the length of yr skin

Just tried to Google and was displeased to find out that there is no website where I can input my height and weight and find out the approximate surface area of my skin. Once I learn how to program, I know what website I'm starting!

http://withfriendship.com/images/d/15913/Jame-Gumb-picture.jpg

"What was the length of her skin?"

geez for real!

she is a long hairist

Geez, nevermind: http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/body-surface-area-calculator-mosteller xp

Omg at all of this, would also Paypal for FFM to go

I NEED to know what this woman is like

Yeah I mean I am an unemployed stoodent but I will still donate several days of lunch money to this cause, no kidding.

Too bad Tabitha's Salon Takeover is off the air because her visiting Long Hairz would be an amazing display of crazy.

You guys are too funny. I'm not sure I could keep a straight face! She feels like the type who'll insist I buy a lot of potions for my frazzled hair.

Ohh man yes rip TST

i think i found louise longhair's soulmate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RByqVJIfKCI&list=PL5D1247F885F0F167

good news -- the regimen is working! my skin has completely cleared up and i don't think it has looked this good in years. yay.
bad news - not really that bad of news, but the peeling has begun. there's a spot on each side under my bottom lip that requires constant supervision/lotioning

whole face still stings from time to time, but i think it's bc of heat/sweat/sun? overall, i feel better about my face skin than i did 2 months ago. i'll take it.

dud: shiseido sunscreen: it goes on nicely bc its a thin runny lotion, doesn't seem to leave too white of a cast but... Jesus christ by the end of every day its in my goddamn eyes and its so painful! Its supposedly ophthalmologist approved, too! I mostly bought it for jordan, bc I'm trying to get him in the habit of wearing sunscreen every day, but its fucking up his already allergy-irritated eyes too (he head/face sweats way more than me).

bad news -- whole face peeling in a way that is unsightly if not slightly alarming if left alone for more than 1 waking hr.

tips for gentle exfoliation of sensitive skin that seems to be molting?