why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

broccoli tastes like ass, and I WILL ACT LIKE A GODDAMN TODDLER ABOUT IT IF i WANT TO

From the tone of that letter, you'd think Obama stole fizzy lifting drinks or something

you could just act like you're from aus and not estella, same diff

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that doesn't seem like a bad point. pesticides and GMOs are bad.

what, all of them?

the whole Monsanto-gate thing is definitely key go-to evidence that us liberals have our crazies too

The dose makes the poison.

lol what is that guy even riding, it's tiny

vegetable oil = salad
wine, Bud Light, and Everclear = salad
paper = salad

if that's what kind of farm equipment monsanto uses, it's going to take years to cover 200 acres, so I wouldn't worry about it.

two ppl have posted this on my timeline today

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strange kisses
deep adventures
rambling swims
midnight conversations

For some reason that one pisses me off. Fuck your deep kisses etc.

life is too short for rambling conversations

get to the fking point imo

well there's rambling like discursive and erudite where one line of convo leads to another and you're exploring the world and thinking about this great mystery called lyfe and then there's rambling like stfu you're off your tits and been talking in circles about the Buildabearg Group for the last 2 hours

idk which is worse, the frequent "quote-GIF" shares, or the "completely obvious, cheeseball amateur life-affirming 'message' GIF' shares.

"LIFE IS FOR GOOD THINGS HAPPENING
AND TRYING TO MAKE BAD STUFF NOT HAPPEN"

guys i dont wish to alarm you but http://techcrunch.com/2013/08/23/facebook-feed-changes

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w1w9XBIk1r08q9io1_500.gif

i want a button that not only deletes friends from your list, but also eggs their houses

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this one's so incoherent that i'm not entirely convinced it's not a troll

also an itunes card would be cool thx

shut up im still talking

;_;

I am a true friend I drive slow on the driveway

also wapner

http://dentalsupportspecialties.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/tumblr_lih1ua9oen1qee43f.jpg

lol @ "Bill McKenna, Anonymous and in a Nissan Ad"

the people who put that moronic quote on their facebook obviously haven't fucked up their body enough yet, ffs.

loudly proclaiming: ow... my fucking knee!

I want to put that quote over a collage of Matt Hoffman's x-ray films.

I thought that was a Hunter S Thompson quote.

"Anonymous and in a Nissan ad" is hilarious

Hahaha every time ''shut up i'm still talking'' makes this thread, it's a good one.

i had a genuine shutupimstilltalking pop up in my feed one day, damn near accidentally liked the thing

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lock thread

if the joker's having trouble getting his head around it, what hope do we have

what if we send miley cyrus to syria and then bomb the shit out of it?

ALIGNMENT

SYNERGY

no one BATS an eye do you see

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betty white

There's definitely something to be said about manufactured/nothing-actually-surprising-about-this-at-all outrage over the Miley Cyrus performance. Outrage - disapproval - whatever, there's a lot of it going round and it's bizarre.

Like whoever posted that jamie foxx old woman snark jpeg to facebook presumably thinks there's a state of being called 'a stripper pole' and that MC, by doing an entirely standard dance routine entirely in keeping with what you'd expect from the MVA, has somehow ended up there, more so than anyone else

I don't remember that so fucked if I owe anyone an apology.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/some-stupid-thing-making-the-rounds-among-your-fac,33644/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151175254591894&set=a.283071796893.180582.500351893&type=1&ref=nf

xp to too much time on ilx fyi

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that macro so much

jfc

and FUCK warner brothers in general

yes. yes. fuck your quirky i'm a special individualistic star memes in the face for eternity.