A Good Day In Hell - The Official ILM Track-By-Track EAGLES Listening Thread

Frey: Hey, do you offer an asshole discount?
Henley: Yeah, me too!
Crosby: Can I get one also? By the way, you are a jerk.
Henley: You are a bigger jerk!
Frey: I'm not a jerk at all, but if I were a jerk, I'd be a bigger jerk than either of you, and better, too!
Henley: That's because you work harder at it.
Frey: Damn right! I've earned the right to be a jerk! When you put in the hours like I have, you get to be as big of a jerk as you want.
Henley: Fine, be a big jerk, then.
Frey: So you admit it? Then I deserve more money.
Henley: Jerk.
Crosby: Hey, has anyone seen my suitcase?
Frey to Henley, softly, gesturing to Crosby: What an asshole ...
Henley: Totally.

Guys in Steely Dan to Warren Zevon and Randy Newman: What a bunch of jerks. We should write a mean song about them.
Zevon: What did you say about me? (does drugs) I'm going to write a song about you assholes!

Buckingham: Did someone say asshole?

Newman: I'm not going to say a goddamn thing ...

lool

Did Stills not get an invite to that asshole salon?

Too big of an asshole.

he was at the bar

meanwhile James Taylor is cashing his asshole chips on the road

Stills: Hey, what about me?
A bunch of assholes: Oh, sorry, your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. Are you still in Buffalo Springfield?
Stills: No, that band broke up years ago.
Assholes: Oh, that explains why it got returned, then.
Stills: So, wait, you knew I didn't get an invitation?
Assholes: No. We never sent you one. Collective mea culpa.
Stills: You assholes.

James Taylor, sitting in a canoe, strumming his guitar and humming a song: "mmm, hmm-hmm, something about assholes, hmm-mm, mmmm ...." (sets down guitar and does drugs)

Irving Azoff: I'm charging $500 a head for you to witness the once in A lifetime reunion of assholes.

Parking is free.

$20 service charge and $3 facilities charge per ticket.

Jann Wenner: I would like to induct all of you into the Rock N Rol Hall of Assholes-er Fame

JD Southern: Hey dudes, I brought nachos!

Gotta get ray "women can't rock" manzarek in there

And granddaddy asshole Mike Love.

"i'm gonna carve you up and make you eat your own liver..."

http://www.therollingstoneyears.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/197_James-Taylor-69375-13.jpg

"I'm with stupid."

http://timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/james-taylor.jpg?w=720

xpost LOL

"glurrrrrglllslazzzzzzzz..."

http://usir.salford.ac.uk/27139/1/James-Taylor_low.jpg

happy couple

http://www.zoomerradio.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Carly-Simon-James-Taylor.jpg

former Apple recording star plotting the murder of John Lennon:

http://beatlephotoblog.com/photos/2011/09/135.jpg

okay sorry i'll stop.

"I'm with stupid" made me snortOL.

no keep going yr killing me scott

http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/1e76c86a50f2bc5bf7309a813fa3e7e1/1210942.jpg

http://eil.com/images/main/Can+-+Anthology+-+DOUBLE+CD-416805.jpg

the fuck?!

Wow.

Is there a story behind that (beyond "CAN are assholes")?

can you make that can cover with the eagles on it instead of can? i'll bet you could.

Kinda weird how much Taylor looks like Billy Crudup in Almost Famous.

Don't make me wonder who the Malcolm Mooney of the Eagles was.

Damn, too late.

Meisner always had the worst hair in The Eagles, which is some achievement

― Ismael Klata, Friday, August 23, 2013 12:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Leadon by far the best.

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/picture_11_3.jpg

The Very Best of Stalin

"Most of Us (including Stalin) Are Sad"

Witchy Stalin
Take it Stalin

Best of My Stalin

Hotel Kremlinfornia

I do believe we could chug all night
I believe we could hug Stalin all night

Joe Stalin, Joe Stalin
Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die
Bye Bye

in high school a friend and I changed the lyrics of "Let'Em In" to:

Joseph Stalin
Mao Zedong
Leo Trotsky
all sing along

Fidel Castro
Idi Amin
Vladimir
LENNNNNIIIINNNNN
(ooh yeah)

Frey = Stalin
Henley = Lenin
Felder = Molotov
Souther = Trotsky
Walsh = Mikoyan
Azoff = ?
Leadon = ?
Schmitt = ?

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/5359/ecdg.jpg

Young Stalin would've looked amazing on the Desperado cover

Would read a Dostoyevsky knock-off set in the 1970s Los Angeles music scene

The Laurel Depths

Schmitt = Akhmatova

Crosby, Stills & Punishment

young stalin remarkably dashing, I must say

Trying to figure out who the Rasputin is in all of this.

tom waits?

Maybe Zevon?