why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

SPARK UP, SHEEPLE!

― sktsh, Friday, August 23, 2013 9:33 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok lol

I like that last one if Art Garfunkel posted it

(pictures Art Garfunkel stalking comfortable people)

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makes u thihnk

peace god

how do i shot peace

I love this thread.

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Unfortunately this macro doesn't include an awesome ridiculous tag like STORMCLOUDSGATHERING. The tags are easily my favorite parts of these things!

uh excuse me but

http://people.westminstercollege.edu/students/jsa0603/cell-phone-palm-tree.jpg

my mentor, hero and the creator of my degree program was someone on the team of ppl who invented the pine tree version of those

theres one on the merritt parkway that always cracks me up so bad

my fav tree

http://i.imgur.com/WsE3Rn8.jpg

we have one of those trees by my office, right next to a national park. it makes me lol

like a spy in a fake mustache HEY YOU AIN'T FOOLIN ANYBODY

and yet so so delightful

Lol. Those don't really work outside of northern california.

If trees had wi-fi, we'd have dropped communication due to non-linearity issues. Too much signal.

Or maybe tree wi-fi is just noise. We would have to cut them all down. :o

what if we could breathe wifi

We'd have horror movie scenes where the victim is desperately trying to chop down trees in order to use his cell phone and escape certain doom.

they work here. they really do blend in. and even in that ridic pic upthread, it looks better in that landscape than a pointy pole

now is a crucial time for WHO GIVES A SHIT

haha wait I was trying to post that where people were talking about Batman Affleck

THANK YOU

i posted some snark about the 35,000 some odd people that posted about Affleck as if he'd just taken a shit on an American flag on live tv, and got angry jibes from comic-loving friends. Look, it's one thing to be like "hmm, I dunno that I like this", it's another to assemble a nerd-militia chanting a virtual "HELL NO, WE WON'T GO" and create fucking petitions over it.

but it's also incredibly fucking funny so...w/e.

I liked how someone replied by gathering a buncha angry old "wtf Heath Ledger as the Joker!? The Joker's a psychopath, but instead, goddammit, this is gonna be fancyman gayjokercowboy prettyboy AND I DO NOT ACCEPT IT shoulda been johnny depp instead!" posts.

yeah those replies have been even more annoying. WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE THAT ZACH SNYDER IS STILL ALLOWED TO DIRECT COMIC BOOK FILMS. I mean there should be some kind of "Megan's Law" for movie directors.

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i love on that Revolution show i'm watching when one of the militia people mentions "Governer Affleck" in California. such a funny throwaway line in a show that doesn't have a ton of them.

just glad there are people willing to take the time to police the quality of our children's movies

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Serj Tankyan's bibliography for "Prison Song" includes this jpg iirc

"Heart Attack

"

A TEACHER FROM THE GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI WILL LOSE HER JOB FOR STANDING UP FOR ALL OF US.

Give this teacher and true American a standing ovation.
This 4th grade teacher has said it all, and she was brave enough to attach her name to it.

... The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20500

Mr. Obama:
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.

You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of the United States . You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth.

I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe ? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th century?

Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States ? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this?

Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia .... You didn't show Great Britain , our best and one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of Saudi Arabia .. How dare you, sir! How dare you!

You can't find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation because you don't want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey ...... You offended our dead and every veteran when you give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from themselves. What's the matter with you? I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.

You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.

What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn't!
Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already been awarded $51 million not a bad take. Who authorized that and why haven't you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now?

I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you.

I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.

Sincerely,
Every real American
P.S. I rarely ask that emails be 'passed around'.................PLEASE SEND THIS TO YOUR EMAIL LIST......it's past time for all Americans to wake up!

Ms Kathleen Lyday
Fourth Grade Teacher
Grandview Elementary School
11470 Hwy . C
Hillsboro , MO 63050

(This woman may lose her job for this letter.. I believe we owe it to her for expressing the outrage that we feel but fail to address. Please pass this on.)

'Who authorized that? I surely didn't!' is my favorite part.

from that last para it looks like this imaginary racist wrote the letter before the last election? i wonder if they did lose their imaginary job

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The same person, hand to heart, even posted the whole Lincoln/JFK comparison list with WOW DID NOT KNOW THIS?

Just noticed that this right-wing talking point elementary school teacher "took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer" the public school district. She must really believe in that starving the government shit and hate herself.

i am all for enjoying your food and eating what you like but bad attitude towards fruit and salads and vegetables ought to be growed out of by what, 14?

Adults who still act like toddlers when it comes to broccoli or spinach are the worst. Broccoli is fucking delicious (except for raw) and you get to laugh at the fart smell that accompanies steaming it.

blame diet industry/"cathy" for turning eating into a moral conflict

broccoli tastes like ass, and I WILL ACT LIKE A GODDAMN TODDLER ABOUT IT IF i WANT TO

From the tone of that letter, you'd think Obama stole fizzy lifting drinks or something

you could just act like you're from aus and not estella, same diff

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that doesn't seem like a bad point. pesticides and GMOs are bad.

what, all of them?

the whole Monsanto-gate thing is definitely key go-to evidence that us liberals have our crazies too