why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

lmao

i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks

its hacking for all the wrong reasons

god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!

die

xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why

lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack

because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp

if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg

if you fall for this you deserve to

no one has ever done that

omg at MILK ->

"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"

and how the fuck is that a life hack

how is anything a "life hack"

That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to

i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.

give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack

it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)

It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.

ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you

Exclusive Party

Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...

A celebrity?
A professional athlete?
The owner of the local Pizza Hut?
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.

That reminds me of:

"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"Meeeeeeeeeee"

Gets them every time

Or, it used to.

Life hackin' across the universe
On the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks

That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?

LIGHTEN UP, MENTAL ILLNESS IS HILARIOUS

http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/life-hacks-how-to-make-your-life-easier-8.jpg

God, that person must hate drinking water!

They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.

http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/captainofthefootballteam.png

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1236669_10151510214376152_392558347_n.jpg

no you dont understand life mom and dad

"you don't understand life"
"shut up you're five"

that teacher's name? mark david champman

oof typos vmic

that teacher's name? mark david champion

- Bob Marley

mark david champion the wonder horse

that john lennon story is so something a 20-something y/o dude or chick makes up to be all "i was so beyond everybody, even as a young genius child"

god why did i ever instagram an index card what is wrong with me

can the healing begin

Instead he grew up to be an abusive asshole iirc.

Little do they know that the special guest is you.

http://slacktory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LastLinesFromGreatBooks-the-monster-at-the-end-of-this-book.jpg

https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1150183_699560966724650_1280945903_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1098210_699559860058094_1384450857_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998080_699401356740611_161803390_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1001722_694460693901344_330233771_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1157453_396762900424719_279206413_n.jpg

That's quite the harvest.

groanwing

stormcloudsgathering

a gathering front

a st0rmfr0nt if you will

i wasn't gonna say it!