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fuck your bowlsfuck your candy canefuck your cookies n' milkand fuck your grandma
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
there are very few people on twitter who actually want to help you hack your life, its very disapointing
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link
oh man the cookies n milk foul
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
wtf with the milk in the cookie tray
― i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link
i think by "fake" here regarding this twitter account we mean "satirical", or at least "insincere"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
lmao
i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
its hacking for all the wrong reasons
god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!
die
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg
if you fall for this you deserve to
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
no one has ever done that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
omg at MILK ->
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link
and how the fuck is that a life hack
how is anything a "life hack"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link
i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)
― i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link
It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:
http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you
Exclusive PartyAnonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...
A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 22 August 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
That reminds me of:
"Knock Knock"Who's there?"Meeeeeeeeeee"
Gets them every time
Or, it used to.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:19 (ten years ago) link
Life hackin' across the universeOn the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:43 (ten years ago) link
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
― Øystein, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link
LIGHTEN UP, MENTAL ILLNESS IS HILARIOUS
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link
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― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
God, that person must hate drinking water!
― how's life, Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
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― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link
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― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
no you dont understand life mom and dad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
"you don't understand life""shut up you're five"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
that teacher's name? mark david champman
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
oof typos vmic
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
that teacher's name? mark david champion
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
mark david champion the wonder horse
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
that john lennon story is so something a 20-something y/o dude or chick makes up to be all "i was so beyond everybody, even as a young genius child"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
god why did i ever instagram an index card what is wrong with me
can the healing begin
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
Instead he grew up to be an abusive asshole iirc.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
Little do they know that the special guest is you.
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― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
That's quite the harvest.
― oaiwfeowinf (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link