Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

I'm going to be drowning in dates if I just use this to crank out a profile, right

drowning in waterfalls of dates

third ear dang

1. Listen with a third ear.

This is my favorite song by The Head Shop, no joke.

should i be creeped out that i just got a flood of 12 new visitors in the last 2 hours, all but 3 are from other states, and one is a straight male

i get the occasional straight male visitor and it strikes me as odd

a girl you were talking with probably gave your username to her internet friends to judge

that was my thought but still, it seems like a strange motley crew, esp for before 9am on a thursday?

Maybe you got linked on a blog. Any fedora pics on your profile, gr8080?

i actually do have one photo of me that i really like in which i am wearing what is technically a fedora and i considered putting it on my profile w/ a "oh no a fedora" caption but decided that was not a good idea

these dont really look like very bloggy people idk

you made the right choice bro

i logged on once and had someone from south africa visiting my profile

lol @ 'bloggy people'

ive visted 99% matches from other states/countries out of curiosity but these are all like 60% and 40%ers

probably some sort of weird bot harvesting thing

"please be at least 5'10" and not a bot"

robots.sxt

Oh boy you guys. I stumbled onto a real MRA/public shooter-style crackpot here.

whoa

He's...it's...he's obviously desperately unhappy, lonely, suffering, but it's got all the MRA/libertarian/misogynist/racist tropes, weird capitalization, quasi-military code phrases, some PUA language but he has expanded and internalized it.... This guy is Out There.

can you reveal his d/n somehow? i'm morbidly curious as always

(totally understand if not)

Yeah, I just don't want it to be trackable back to here? Goggleproofed d/n: Gir1D@teM3.

name alone is already an eye-opener

It is?

wow. i'm 81% match, 71% friend, 22% enemy with this guy. maybe i need to rethink some things about myself.

I know!!! I'm 84%!

oh i'm not going to look at this guy w/ my real acct ;)

pro tip: you don't need to be logged in to see his acct

man this gets pretty heavy. mentions some other peoples' names.

fwiw his 'code' thing looks sui generis and unrelated to any pua systemization

Carpal's tunnel

This guy can converse on a really wide variety of topics

someone hxxp that junk

I don't know what that would involve. I think all the https are in the same format based on username, you should be able to put it together?

It's okcupid.comm/name fyi.

okcupid.com/profile/name if you're not logged in

I read through about two pages of that before realizing we were still in the first section.

Also I'm surprised there is seemingly no limit on profile size.

Yeah, I thought, well, at least know I know they really don't cut anyone off, ever.

Makes me want to start a profile and just paste a full novel in there, like "Catcher in the Rye" or something. I wonder what kind of messages it would get.

that guy is a real piece of work. when he got to the part about Islam I couldn't take any more

To me, it kinda had the ring of the entries found online by that guy who walked into a gym in PA and shot a bunch of women.

It's obviously an MRA thing, but can anyone explain exactly what he means by "Code Delta one-liners which come my way in e-mail"?

Also, io OTM about the gym shooter. I'm not sure "Delete this profile and I swear I'll depart this world with OKC to blame and make sure it hits the headlines. Most Unfavorably" is really about picking up women...

i think it means he's categorized the responses he's gotten. which i'm surprised he's received enough to do.

i'm finding it hard to be entertained by this. seems really damaged and sad and, yeah, potentially dangerous

also a kind of sick leaves of grass kind of vibe where you know he's been adding and adding and adding to it

Oh, shit, just thought, I probably shouldn't c&p on here, just in case he's weird enough to google bits of his profile, right? Any mod want to erase that stuff?

xp yeah, I'm not feeling 'entertained', really, but this stuff does fascinate me in a morbid way.

guys, the ladies will just swoon when you refer to them as "missy"

Is there any moral burden to let someone know about...I don't know? Even if OKC was responsive and say, deleted his profile, that wouldn't affect his irl crazy and could even push him further.

all i could think to do would be sending it to the local cops. but since it can't be tied to an individual it would be seen as very tenuous. "an unnamed/unseen person who may be in your area may be crazy."

yeah all okc has is an email address, an ip address, a zip code