(she said to boil them with lemons, but I let them boil too long and the lemon rinds disintegrated and god what a sloppy mess)
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
that toaster thing looks like it could start a fire.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link
One could only hope.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
ppl need their toaster privileges revoked if they are fucking with that kind of bullshit
also: get your stupid fucking cheese out of my fucking toaster
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
*hugs toaster*
put two pieces of bread in a pan w cheese in between get grilled cheese
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
<Screams, drops toaster, run to sink to run cold water on burned arms.>
― nickn, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link
When I was in college a friend was living in this weird-ass house that was owned by an old couple and all their stuff was still there; I remember being super baked and spending like an hour reading this book and thinking that I had found a brilliant guide to all of life's problems:http://www.plantingdandelions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6895928976_a54eea0576.jpg
― joygoat, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link
Hint #1: Get lots of cocaine.
― nickn, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 06:22 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 17 AugYou can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4
you can also create a line break by hitting the return key twice!!
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 07:09 (ten years ago) link
save power by turning your computer off
― j., Wednesday, 21 August 2013 07:15 (ten years ago) link
Why is she playing a banjo?
Oh, wait..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 08:08 (ten years ago) link
Heloise does look a little coked up on that book cover.
The real Heloise:
http://kingfeatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Heloise%E2%80%93in-blue-sweater-2.jpg
I swear she has looked the exact same since I was a kid.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
imo ppl need to check their toaster privilege afaict
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
Heloise? Made fifteen hundred and seven sideways toaster grill cheeses in one day? Biggest lifehack in history, style section New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black, man. YO THIS IS HELOISE!
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
FWIW I tried the coffee ice cubes trick and it's great. Iced coffee any time.
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
It SOUNDS like a great trick. I drink so much iced coffee. I'd totally do that if I used trays instead of an icemaker. : \
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
use ice cube trays & then put the cubes into a tupperware or freezer bag once they are frozen #lifehacks
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
turn a icemaker sideways
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
then make cheese toast in it.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
Freeze cheese cubes to keep your iced cheese toast from getting watered down.
Freeze your toaster and then use your toaster to defrost itself.
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
pour iced coffee onto a sideways toaster and catch the runoff in a mug for a awesome cup of hot coffee
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Put your smashed toaster inbetween two intact (etc)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
turn your coffee mug sideways to warm your lap during the winter
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
^^^ one HOT TIP that make the coffee stores MAD
― emil.y, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
What do you put the coffee ice cubes into? A glass of milk? Don't you have to wait until the ice cubes have melted before it's any good?
― badg, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
...
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
what
― badg, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
the picture shows them in a glass of milk, it's confusing
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
Cool so you get a weak super milky iced coffee, yum-yums!
― badg, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
No Time for Coffee? Spray Caffeine On Your Skin
Patent-pending Sprayable Energy is now available
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
Heloise nurtured in me a sense of ingenuity in handling even the most mundane problems. Without her, who knows if I ever would have boiled my undershirts?!
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yes, but how did they taste?
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
you can put coffee cubes into milk but that's the wrong way to make coffee milk
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
it's a hack
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
milkhax dot net
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
if you get to the point where you feel like you need to hack your milk, it's time to seriously rethink large chunks of your life
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1174679_10151613471386378_498290704_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
lactose intolerant? hack your milk with lactaid
― mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
http://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/dunk-oreo-milk-hack-0147430/
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
http://www.plantingdandelions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6895928976_a54eea0576.jpg vshttp://www.postconstructioncleanupchicago.com/soniamanicmaids.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
Live near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.
Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.
― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just confirming this one was from the twitter account that we're deeming fake now right
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
sorry late pass but i've been irrationally raging about that "bagel tote" for weeks
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
my theory is its real gone manic from having to think up so many hacks
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
I want to believe
― mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
but i mean...hail a cab/order a pizza, how far away does this friend live
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
not that that's the only problem with this brilliant lifehack
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
i think you're thinkin of bagel hack
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
it's like a computer hack... but for your life... but for your computer
― crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
hoos whut
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link