Bernie Taupin Is A Godawful Lyricist Whose Lyrics Sound Amazing Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth — ILM ARTIST POLL #41: ELTON JOHN

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05. Tumbleweed Connection (1970) [105 points]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51I1QW1hHWL._SY300_.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

Too low!

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

This album largely goes in one ear and out the other for me.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

elderberry wine is great, i dont care abt the lyrics

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

Just finished 17-11-70 and holy moley what a good live document.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

never seen the fuss with this, don't dig their country rock cowboy stuff at all.

piscesx, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

04. Captain Fantastic And The Brown Dirt Cowboy (1975) [106 points]

http://cdn.songonlyrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/r37907_300.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

03. Madman Across The Water (1971) [120 points]

http://www.qpratools.com/gallery/0002/elton_john-madman_across_the_water-front.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

His album covers are kinda meh, imo.

cops on horse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

The original gatefold of Captain Fantastic is neato, but otherwise I agree.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

How would he be regarded if he had quality control? If he had a discography the size of Zep's, say, and the aesthetics of Roxy Music?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

r.i.p. Caribou, you deserved better

some dude, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

Maybe he'd taken over QPR instead of Watford?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link

madman and captain fantasic are kinda sorta the same album.

also, best results thread title ever.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

i used to think the Madman cover was one of the worst most generic album covers ever, but knowing that it was embroidered on a jean jacket and not just drawn or whatever softened my view somewhat. still not great or anything.

some dude, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

thread title sucks tbh

some dude, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

like it's fine and good to joke a little at Bernie's expense but to have a big harshly worded insult right in a thread title celebrating his life's work is a bit much.

some dude, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

haha I didn't know it was embroidered! As it looks on the page it IS the worst ever.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

so bland for such a strong evocative album title too

some dude, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

It always looked to me like the corner of a much larger cover.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

02. Honky Château (1972) [138 points]

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/7f/23/c15cc060ada025ce6fa5c110.L.jpg

01. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (1973) [187 points]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_moklqtg3OJ1spo63jo1_1371527957_cover.jpg

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

no surprises – my two favorites

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

::camera pans down to a psychopath sitting on the edge of a river, embroidering a jean jacket::

some dude, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

xp I kinda like the <i>Madman</i> cover as an image. I pretty meh about the record inside though. <i>Tumbleweed</i> is the only pre-72 studio LP I really rate.

No issues with #1 and #2 - voted for both.

Jeff W, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

i possibly noticed this before and forgot, but the cover of "GYBR" shows the corner of the poster from "Don't Shoot Me"

sup (billstevejim), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

DUNH DUNH DUNH! Here are the tracks voting results, beginning with #50. Listen along with this Spotify playlist: http://open.spotify.com/user/mondosalvo/playlist/5W8p5XPPMrEoQ9cCx0HJFG

50. "Little Jeannie" (1980) [73 points, 4 votes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlz6mTyiMZc

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

I'm sure I noticed it at some point... I spent a decent amount of time during the single-digits years staring at the art in the booklets of the top 6.

sup (billstevejim), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

yaaaay she made it, I was worried

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

sorry I loathe this – so gormless.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

I WANT YOU TO BE MY ACROBAT indeed

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

also I wish they would do a special reissue of madman with an actual embroidered cover, it's so sad that they printed it as flat art all those years ago. Kind of dulled the effect of all that lady's work

The album cover for Madman Across the Water was embroidered over two weeks by Janis Larkham, wife of the album art director David Larkham. She used the back of an old Levi's jacket, and the original was gifted to John. There was no initial run of expensive album covers with similar embroidery, nor embossed versions; it was flat printed, though it did include a lavish booklet. Janis chose to credit herself as "Yanis" for this artwork.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

xpost it has heaps of gorm wtf are you talking abt

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link

lol

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

if he's saying "goodbye" to yellow brick road, why is he stepping onto the yellow brick road on the cover?

so much fucking gibberish nonsense with this guy

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link

and not the fun kind of Donovan/Marc Bolan gibberish, just malformed attempts at compelling imagery

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

(xpost, ha ha!) strange thing about the GBYR cover. he appears to be stepping on to the yellow brick road, not off it. more of a "say hello, hello" gesture than a "goodbye" gesture. unless he's backing out.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

mmm gorm I'm hungry

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

gormbye yellow brick road.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link

Little Jeannie sounds like a dentist's office. I kinda like it when the rhythm ace backing track comes in after the second verse but again distractingly bad lyrics right there in the chorus and the melody isn't particularly catchy or interesting. Drums are terrible. and then oh look a phased sax solo. barfolicious.

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link

bernie is the one saying goodbye to the ybr. elton just walked him out and is on his way back to oz.

wk, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

Nigel Gormson
Davey Johnsgorm

sup (billstevejim), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

The horns in "Little Jeannie" are what kill me.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

and not the fun kind of Donovan/Marc Bolan gibberish, just malformed attempts at compelling imagery

― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:03 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

17-11-70 cover always reminds me of this:

http://www.herbmusic.net/album/cover/2012/07/7326_elton_john_17_11_70.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/bryanburnett/2008/05/images/300_r_rex_electric_warrior_400v.jpg

Lee626, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link

49. "Too Low For Zero" (1983) [81 points, 4 votes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjzkGKczRNY

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

crossing my fingers for track-by-track trolling from shakey mo

i am.. a maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link

I hope he's up to it!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

the affection for TLFZ is awesome!

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

hahaha, ditto

GYBR cover would have been 100000x better with him stepping off of it, I agree.

xp

cops on horse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

I'd remembered this song before voting time, but the past couple weeks of listening has made it a favorite of mine for sure.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

Elton's visual statements were his glasses, not his album covers, guys. this is so obvious.

some dude, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link


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