CHRIS BROWN

this wack tired meta joke brought to you circa 2004

how is a passantino domestic abuse zing even a "meta joke"

does he beat his girlfriends through the fourth wall?

i think it's more about the wack tired part

i was using the loosened modern ilx meaning of "meta" as in anything about someone else on the board

if its tired and wack to enjoy imagining dom as
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3884/punchy0nu.jpg
then im tired and wack

i know i enjoy imagining dom as a high-ass moose on the reg

srsly i ain't never understood that dude's hat

^^^i dont get this post which makes it funnier to me

xp ohhhhhh his hat

maybe gr8080 can explain the hat to us

I have no idea what the fuck you Americans are talking about

RIP xp

i know i enjoy imagining dom as a high-ass moose on the reg

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, February 20, 2009 4:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is some top shelf big hoos

word

ty i just try to brighten the day a lil u kno

yourmommproductions (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | Spam
Chris brown is a wife beaterr. No Body likes him any more. Its going to be really hard for him to become famous again if he even does at all. Wow! Biggest mistake of his life.

TigerJon02 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | Spam
Watch out Jordan, he might slap you around if you piss him off.

dexmex91 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | Spam
he asked rihanna how is she supposed to breathe with no air?

UltimateLifeformSon (4 hours ago) 0 Reply | Spam
no one like chris brown shoot!i mean beating up girls,did your mom ever tell you boys cant hit girls!

topher19kid (7 hours ago) +2 Reply | Spam
he deserves what ever he gets i hope sum big man kicks his ass he does jail time would love that

zafir992 (7 hours ago) 0 Reply | Spam
I woulda beat that BITCH Rhianna if she gave me herpes too!

Nasty little bitch shoulda told him something before they got in the damn sheets

boy o boy o boy

So... she's pregnant and they're back together? (Can't wait for the movie version of all of this)

he asked rihanna how is she supposed to breathe with no air?

i'm lolling

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think this is actually true?

If it is then I'm torn between pattern of repeated abuse depression and the spirit of forgiveness christian optimism.

(xpost) What do you mean? Have you ever read anything on the internets that wasn't true?

rihanna, i have tina turner & ronnie spector on hold

http://i44.tinypic.com/28s99qp.jpg

lol for entertainment purposes

dunno how i feel about them being back together. i need the wisdom of surmounter on this one

I have been thinking this from the second I heard about it.

i wonder if the record company put her up to it...

This is all one big stunt before they release their duet cover version of "He hit me (and it felt like a kiss)"

rihanna needs to listen to her own fucking song 'rehab' :(

jesus christ

"Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

"A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

"Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

"Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the s--t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' "

The detective said she then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant ... who did not answer.

"Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'

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"After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'

"Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

"Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

"Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

"Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

"Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle ... and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

"Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

"She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

"Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order."

At the end of his statement, Andrews said Brown sent her text message apologizing nine days later.

"In the text message, Brown apologized for what he had done to Robyn F. and advised [the second personal assistant] that he was going to get help."

It identified the woman only as his girlfriend, Robyn F. Rihanna's full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty.

how did i not know this

Latest news (in Belgian newspapers lol) is that they got married in secret?

holy fucking shit, that is awful

i mean he almost killed her

that is even crazier than what I assumed happened

I mean, he had her in a headlock as he drove down the street? wtf

innocent until proven guilty, etc, but holy shit

;_;

srsly

Brown sent her text message apologizing nine days later.

^^ is it bad that this part incensed me as much as the details of the actual violence?

probably, but I had the exact same reaction

I think its un-fucking-believable that she is back together with him. Indefensible, really. This sets a horrible example for young girls being abused by boyfriends and how its "okay". It makes me sick just thinking about it, especially after a recent story I saw where 40% of high school students polled(male AND female) said she probably "deserved it".

kids don't know how to pick up the phone - my brother sent 1000 texts in dec., a majority to his gf, and i never once in that month heard him pick up the phone and talk to her once

I think its un-fucking-believable that she is back together with him. Indefensible, really. This sets a horrible example for young girls being abused by boyfriends and how its "okay". It makes me sick just thinking about it, especially after a recent story I saw where 40% of high school students polled(male AND female) said she probably "deserved it".

― ban everyone imho (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, March 5, 2009 5:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1) its totally unclear whether or not theyre actually back together

2) what survey

kids don't know how to pick up the phone - my brother sent 1000 texts in dec., a majority to his gf, and i never once in that month heard him pick up the phone and talk to her once

says some dude on a message board

It was a survey of teenagers in Chicago, trying to find the original article right now.

good comparison other jordan

kids don't know how to pick up the phone - my brother sent 1000 texts in dec., a majority to his gf, and i never once in that month heard him pick up the phone and talk to her once

― 3/5/09: today, we were all banned (J0rdan S.), Thursday, March 5, 2009 5:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

putting aside generation gaps, changing technology, etc. "nine days" is kind of a big part of my reaction there, ESPECIALLY considering that his first big public statement on the matter (which was as much about people claiming to be him on Facebook as it was about the incident) was EIGHT days after the incident. that it was a text message is just the icing on the cake.

actually i don't care that the kids text instead of talk on the phone, it's that they text constantly while carrying on conversations in real life.

but anyway, back to the sad and fucked up situation at hand.

Found the original article, but the stats have been pulled out of it. They may have been proven bullshit, so I retract that part of my earlier post. Still, just frustrates me the example this sets for young girls.

(xx-post)

yeah i'm not usually one for holding celebs responsible for 'setting an example' but there's something really chilling about the message that would send and how this whole thing has kind of played out in public opinion