Misdirected emails

Is your real name Becky Ditchfoot?

apparently that is a guy called mark!

I sent an email bomb today and had yahoo tell me that the adressess of about 5 people who had given me their addresses in the past two days and double-checked them don't exist. Yahoo wtf.

Sunday most of the places were closed or short staff so I was finally able to get through to all the places that are in the area and price range for what you are looking for. The good news is I found 16 possible options. The bad news is I found 16 possible options; I will list them below so we can start to narrow them down. I will put them in order for the places I think you will like the most.

Option 1 $1349 Immediate avail but they will hold one for you a little while. Offers $500 off your first month rent too. (great place to live).

Option 2 $1500, A little higher than your max price but I included it since it is such a terrific place and in the right area for you.

Option 3 $1365 tremendous property on the greenbelt. Not close to townlake but worth looking at.
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Option 4 $1378 Close to the townlake area.

Option 5 $940 $500 off of the first month rent. Close to the Townlake.

These are the top properties that meet the criteria you had given me. The rest are not as nice or in the area you wanted but are in the price range and close to the area you wanted. Please look this information over and let me know what you think. I can take you around to the properties and help you find what you are looking for.

Brian

the question you must ask yourself, caek: just how close to the townlake do you want to be??

i would love to live in austin, but with the dollar where it is, $1300 is out of my price range. i told him so.

Hi Michael..
Just thinking about you as we sit here in sunny Florida watching the Dayton vs WVU basketball game. Just came in from enjoying some cheese and crackers and a couple of beers, as we enjoyed the warm weather on our villa patio.

How are you and how is your job going? Have you ever heard of Basset Co? It is near Philadelphia and is owned by my first cousin David Milks. His company makes the blades and other parts for the windmill industry. He was at the Labor Day Picnic . He was one of those crazy guys who rode their motorcycles up.

How is Kate doing?

Love, Aunt marlene

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

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Living inside the solar system we can not see anything beyond 150 million kilometer in the
darken part of earth, but for other reasons we have been watching hundred of light years away
various space objects and mysteries i.e. asteroids, milky ways, galaxies, supernovas, white
dwarfs, nebulas, black holes, extra solar systems etc. that is other wise called at
“mysteries of space mirror” and it can prove that sun is the only luminous body and only star
in the total universe.
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This is a joke :)

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Hi Darling, I have a new email address, it's x✧✧@rocketm✧✧✧.c✧✧. This will separate my mail from Roger's and make life a lot easier, I hope. Please use this number for me and the old one for Roger. I've also had my laptop looked at by an IT man and he has removed some programmes that were running in the background and may have been overworking the computer and causing Skype to drop calls. It should be much better now. Please only use the xxx.xxx1 call name (my laptop). Hope you are all well. Perhaps we can Skype properly at the weekend. Lots of love to you. Mum xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello Meryll,

Great to hear of you from Uz0 M0kwunye. I trust all has been well with you
and your husband in the years gone past. Ernest and I have been well too
and still at the University of Ghana. Our daughter Na4 Dede1 turned 10
years in March.

I lost my mother in 2007 which was quite a blow, but the other members of
my family are doing quite well as they move on life.

Do you still sail a lot? What have you been up to since you left the World
Fish Centre? Things seem to have changed so much in the world since my
ICLARM days. Sometimes it feels like living on another planet! At the same
time so much is the same - Ghana is still hobbling along on the
development path and not quite getting to the take off speed!

I would love to hear from you.

Best regards,

Ellen

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I've received a lot of these lately. Sad that I'd forgotten about this thread when I got what appeared to be a response to a m4m hookup request. I hit delete really fast when I noticed the attached erection photos...

did we ever get an update on the rapist?

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The question of what Nature actually is and how it works is fascinating and has preoccupied humanity for thousands of years. Today we understand much 13 but far from everything. Many probably feel, as I do, that something fundamental in our understanding is still lacking and that some earlier interpretations might be incomplete or even incorrect. The Keon Hypothesis is the result of my attempt to see Nature from a slightly new perspective.
I hope you want to read The Keon Hypothesis and I believe you would find it interesting. I would very much appreciate your comments.
Yours sincerely,
Jan Mikael Hˆˆk


The Keon Hypothesis 13
A new explanation for Nature and the Universe
What is Nature and how does it work? The Keon Hypothesis is an attempt to explain Nature in its entirety with a simple common principle. The hypothesis describes a purely mechanical system. The basic principles are very simple and easy to understand.
The Keon Hypothesis can show, among other things, the following:

How the basic principle of Nature that exerts force and transmits information might work. The explanation turns out to lie in a new insight into the nature of vacuum.
What curved space actually is, how it relates to energy and how it can exert force. Force fields get a concrete physical explanation. The hypothesis shows what matter and elementary particles actually are, and what happens when they are created and destroyed. This gives us an understanding of the mechanism behind the formula E = mc2.
What color charge is and how it causes the forces that hold the atomic nucleus together.
What inertia is and why we need to view inertial and gravitational mass as separate properties, if we want to understand how inertia works. We will see why inertia is an inevitable consequence of the basic principle of force. This gives a whole new understanding of what motion is, and of how it is related to the quantum-mechanical wave function -.
Electromagnetism is explained. We show:
That electric charge is a mechanical phenomenon and that the Coulomb force is based on the same basic principle that causes the other forces.
What an electric field is and how it affects a charged particle.
What a magnetic field is and how it causes the Lorentz force on a charged particle. We will see how the force is caused by a manipulation of the inertia of the particle.

How the gravitational force works and why it can be seen as an almost infinitesimally small side effect of color charge and electric charge.
What light is, how it is closely related to inertia and electromagnetism, and how it is a consequence of the basic principle of force.
What causes the wave-particle duality of light and matter and how it is an inevitable consequence of the hypothesis 19 new explanation of vacuum and of the basic principle of force.
What time is and why the present, but not the past and the future, can be seen as existing.
The hypothesis proposes answers to how, and why, the universe came into existence. We will see that creation (which is a physical process arising from natural and logical causes) might still be going on and that there is an alternative to the Big Bang theory.
The hypothesis explains phenomena that have long eluded science: wave-particle duality, the double-slit experiment, the quantum-mechanical measurement problem and the collapse of the wave function. Perhaps is can also give a kind of explanation for the EPR paradox.
Is the Keon Hypothesis the answer?
Visit the Keon Hypothesis 19 web site at www.jmhook.com/en/, where the hypothesis can be downloaded as a PDF file.
Read and then judge for yourself.

Hi Jan,

Thanks for the email you simpering fucking retard. "wave-particle duality of light and matter" - really?? You still haven't got past that yet? Get with the times, chump.

Peace out,
Matt

Today we understand much 13 but far from everything

Every time this thread's revived I read that email carne asada got with the brick-bash guy and it gives me the creeps and I wanna know how that ended up.

This is from Terri Mason

Please pray as we are in the process of making an offer on a new home. God has been there everystep of the way and has opened doors we didnt even knock on. PRAISE YOU FATHER. Our prayer is that He will provide the financial peace and we get totally get approved with no potholes or loops. This is our heart's desire and a very big step in our future with Him and the home HE WANTS for our family.

Thank you Terri Mason and family

analog & NS10s‏
From: T1m Dav1s (t✧✧@recordingdataserv✧✧✧.c✧✧)
Sent: Tuesday, 21 July 2009 5:08:05 PM
To:
Been getting a lot of calls re analog & NS10s, so here's what we know --

ATR -- Now back from vacation and making & shipping tape ASAP, all widths.

RMG -- North American inventory lean, but European shipment expected before end of month.

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best,
Tim

i've been getting quite a few mails like this, clearly for some studio with a very similar hotmail username to mine.

Hi ____-

How is everything with this unit? CBC says they are done. Are we ready for final clean yet? Please make sure to Contact Isabel at Very Clean services. You can also email her at veryclean✧✧✧@sbcglo✧✧✧.n✧✧

I know you must be busy with transitioning between two buildings, please let me know if you need any assistance while you move. Would you like to continue to receive all office correspondence at this email address?

Thanks!

Tony


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Tony C______
L_____ Company, Inc.
XXXX Telegraph Ave
Oakland, CA 94609
O: 510.594.XX00 ext. 124
M: 510.205.8XXX

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Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2009 8:06 PM
To: t✧✧✧@laphamcomp✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: 40 Moss #302

Hi Tony:

Can you also let ____ know that the work for CBC was completed on 7/22/09? Please let us know if you need anything else.

Take care.

CBC

This is either misdirected mail or some of the most enticing spam I've received.

Hi ,

I am trying to start a USTA team for the kids and need to get an idea of who is interested. This is a lot of fun and a great way to play "real" tennis. side. I am very excited about this and know that they will enjoy the format while as well as improve their tennis skills.There are boys and girls singles, doubles, and one mixed doubles team. Being coed, I believe that we should be able to get together one or two teams. We have great parents in this group, which will immensely add to the their pleasure. I am hoping that you can help in spreading the word and for someone to be the team parent. This is really easy and not so complicated like the adult teams. It is basically organizing the snacks and seeing who is available to play. I can help with anything you need.Coaches are not allowed to be the captain. Are the girls in 10 and under or 12 and under?

I am starting up tennis lessons again after a break and getting Dara off to college. Is anyone ready to start taking lessons? I would also like to do a Friday night Pizza and tennis clinic and games once a month or so. The only charge would be for the pizza. What do you think?

Have a great day,

Robby

Hey Robby,
Taylor just doesn't have the time with cheerleading 3-4 days a week until March. Philip could probably play if you have a 12U team.
Thanks,
Melissa

Hi Mom! Here’s my email address at work. If you need me during the day, just send me a quick email and I’ll respond when I get a chance.

Love you!

Michael & Spike -

I wish I could, I told DL I would do my best, but unfortunately ... I
cannot. I have a customer luncheon scheduled. Probably wouldn't be able to
get there before 2:00p. , so count me out.

Now .... after golf ..... Jimmy & Stacie are home this weekend and we are
planning on meeting at The Oar House for beer & cigars. We will be getting
there early - around 5:00p.m., so please come join us !

Michael -
The Dirty Dozen is going to Stratton, VT On October 9-11 ( Columbus Day
Weekend ), we have a house up there that might be a little crowded but you
are more than welcome to join us. Be a good year for you to slowly get
back into the groove and then join us again next year for the 20th
Anniversary D2 Trip - we are heading back to Myrtle Beach !

Billy/Howie

Hi, Melissa!

My name is Laura and I was just writing to say "hi" and let you know how great it was to have you at Aletheia yesterday!!! You had filled out a first time visitor's card and marked that you were interested in learning about ways to serve at Aletheia. There are tons of ways to get involved and help out:-) If you go to our website aletheiachurch.com and click on "connect" and then on "serving" you'll see a long list of ways to get involved. Please let me know if you have any questions at all!

I hope you're having a great Monday!!! :-)

blessings, Laura Light

date	Tue, Nov 17, 2009 at 2:25 PM
subject	MEETING
	
	
 
Tonight.
 
TUESDAY, NOV. 17
 
6:00PM
 
 
High School Drama Kids…
Drama Mama’s (and Papas)
 
 
 
 
ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE
 
 
 
BIGGEST
 
 
 
WILDEST
 
 
 
 
MOST TECHNICALLY CRAZY
 
 
 
 
MUSICAL
 
 
 
IN
 
 
 
MHS
 
 
 
HISTORY
 
 
 
 
 
Be there. (music room at MHS)
 
 
 
If you don’t show up, no one will tell you what we’re doing.
 
 
 
You will feel silly being the only member of DRAMA CLUB
Who doesn’t know…
 
 
 
 
 
 
You will want to be part of this one…
 
 

r u gonna go?

nah

You will feel silly being the only member of DRAMA CLUB who doesn't know...

Just a reminder to all:

Monday, Dec. 7-6:30 pm Music auditions-sing whatever you want-we want your strongest and best.

Thursday, Dec. 10- 6:30 pm – DANCE- You will be taught a simple movement in the café, and then perform it in the theatre.

Friday, Dec. 11 – 6:30 pm DANCE- You will prepare a dance (1-2 min) showing us what you can do as a dancer. If you are proficient in ballet, do that

If you notice anyone missing from this list, please let me know.

ALSO….get Freshmen involved!!! And anyone else who can sing and dance. We want the best at MHS!

W

amazing

you are proficient in ballet, do that

it's going to be the

BIGGEST
WILDEST
MOST TECHNICALLY CRAZY
MUSICAL
IN
MHS
HISTORY

so you should definitely go.

still lolling at the subject of this email by the way:

Hi Michael..
Just thinking about you as we sit here in sunny Florida watching the Dayton vs WVU basketball game. Just came in from enjoying some cheese and crackers and a couple of beers, as we enjoyed the warm weather on our villa patio.

How are you and how is your job going? Have you ever heard of Basset Co? It is near Philadelphia and is owned by my first cousin David Milks. His company makes the blades and other parts for the windmill industry. He was at the Labor Day Picnic . He was one of those crazy guys who rode their motorcycles up.

How is Kate doing?

Love, Aunt marlene

― caek, Friday, March 20, 2009 10:22 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

― caek, Friday, March 20, 2009 10:23 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol i was gonna tell this guy he had the wrong person but decided against it and i am glad because

Subject: CATS

I received the contract this morning.

CATS is a GO!

Take a breath…maybe two.

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

This makes me laugh because its what my mum does, all her emails have the subject line "mum". Like I dont know who theyre from!?

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and i'm calling dibs

this one wasn't misdirected but I'm putting it here

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All,

Sorry It took so long to get pictures out, but here they are....

Also, if everything goes well, we are making a trip out to the dunes next weekend. I haven't heard back from one of the guys that wanted to go, so there isn't a camp location yet. Come join us and check out the calendar for the New Year's trip as well.

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thinking of going tbqfh

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