The Wisdom of Gaffers

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (713 of them)

Our aim is to constantly sustain wins

Sean Dyche, Burnley, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 17 August 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

You talk to a mountain climber and if he's too scared to let go to try and get higher then you're going to fall off, aren't you?"

Ian Holloway, Crystal Palace, August 2013

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Sunday, 18 August 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

We have made a good start. But what does that mean?

Billy Davies, Nottingham Forest, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link

I didn't get relegated many times in my career

Greg Abbott, Carlisle United, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

The only inevitability in football is that you are going to lose games.

Sean O'Driscoll, Bristol City, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link

It was a good challenge for us not to collapse and we didn't do that and deserved something from it.

Joe Dunne, Colchester United, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

You have to have a certain mindset when you come to places like Stevenage, not just physically but also mentally

Russell Slade, Leyton Orient, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

The only inevitability in football is that you are going to lose games.

Sean O'Driscoll, Bristol City, August 2013.

nothing wrong with that

dmacation problem (darraghmac), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

Ah, I mostly liked that one cos it perfectly complements his face:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65269000/jpg/_65269326_sod_sg.jpg

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

yesssssss

dmacation problem (darraghmac), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

will never forgive forest for breaking up the o'driscoll/coppell crawley dream fun train in its infancy

r|t|c, Monday, 19 August 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

trying to imagine sod's chin up lad negotiating technique for when he pops into coppell's office and finds him about to kick the chair away

― r|t|c, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Bookmark

r|t|c, Monday, 19 August 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

To be able to bring on Hoffi with this freshness and virginity, to see him spread so much joy, was a wonderful thing.

Jürgen Klopp, Borussia Dortmund, August 2013.

anonanon, Monday, 19 August 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

Football is strange. Even a midget can score a goal. Because he is intelligent.

Paolo Di Canio, Sunderland, August 2013

mizzell, Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

lol

There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

We had to show everything today - all four seasons in one game

Owen Coyle, Wigan Athletic, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 September 2013 00:24 (ten years ago) link

The big thing was, I was asking them in the team talk to go that extra mile, and there's not much traffic in that extra mile, and a lot of my players got there today.

Russell Slade, Leyton Orient, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 September 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link

Things aren't always going to go your way.

Sean O'Driscoll, Bristol City, August 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 September 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

You might say we've got no out and out attacking player, but Luke (Freeman) and Lionel Messi are a similar type of player and you wouldn't accuse Barcelona of playing without an attacking threat.

Graham Westley, Stevenage, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

gordon strachan had some choice thoughts about genetics after losing to belgium

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

He'll be expecting to play on Tuesday and I'll have to make a decision to go along with his expectancy or surprise him.

Roy Hodgson, England, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link

‘My kids don’t call me dad, They call me medal winner.

Graham Westley

cerealbar, Monday, 9 September 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

Anything can happen in professional sport.

Dougie Freedman, Bolton Wanderers, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:22 (ten years ago) link

We've got players who've got quality in the final third, and unfortunately it just vacated them today.

Richie Barker, Crawley Town, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

I will not get drawn into a situation where people have to make decisions and they affect me.

Ian Holloway, Crystal Palace, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 15 September 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

Calling me a donkey doesn't offend me because they are one of the most hard-working animals

Dunga, Internacional, September 2013

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

Nine times out of 10 your first reaction is the right reaction

Paul Dickov, Doncaster Rovers, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 07:42 (ten years ago) link

ha ha, that's superb.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

I want to design a football team that wins games.

David Flitcroft, Barnsley, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link

flitcroftstein

We have to start putting our opportunities away, but we're not always going to have Robert Green in goal against us.

Gary Johnson, Yeovil Town, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 September 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

He's got a heart as big as a bucket

Terry Butcher, Inverness Caledonian Thistle, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 September 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

We didn't quite hurt them enough in the second half in the last third, but neither did they.

Steve Davis, Crewe Alexandra, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 September 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

You spend your life in football being frustrated and disappointed and have rare moments of jubilation and success.

Sean O'Driscoll, Bristol City, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 September 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

:)

r|t|c, Sunday, 22 September 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

If we make a big issue of it, then it becomes the white elephant in the room

Sean O'Driscoll, Bristol City, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

We are slipping over in certain matches but we're certainly not falling down.

Dougie Freedman, Bolton Wanderers, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link

We have fallen off the bar stool and we want to get back on it

Terry Butcher, Inverness, September 2013

We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 09:55 (ten years ago) link

easier said than done.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link

I made it clear when Charlie Austin left that this was an opportunity for (Sam Vokes and Danny Ings) to become their own version of him

Sean Dyche, Burnley, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

so we got beaten 3-0 by ten men, that's what he's saying right

they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

We mark the players after the game and you have to have seven out of tens rather than fours.

Mick McCarthy, Ipswich Town, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

I thought Ben Gibson gave one of our best performances. For a young boy he's got a voice

Tony Mowbray, Middlesbrough, September 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

They say on average that 10.2 points qualifies. How will we make the 0.2 is a mystery but that is what is needed.

Arsene Wenger, Arsenal, September 2013

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

Gotta say I'm loving Wenger atm. Reminds me of when Ali climbed off the ropes against Foreman.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 30 September 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

it's as if that 40m cash in reserve was his balrog all along

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Monday, 30 September 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

When you're top of the league you naturally come over the radar

Sean Dyche, Burnley, October 2013.

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link

:D this season's flitcroft already anointed

THE SONIC UNREGULATED ELECTRIC CATFISH (imago), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link

dyche has been swygarts muse for some time now -- and quite rightly

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.