Boston - Third Stage

YOU DRAG ME ACROSS YOUR OPEN WOUNDS
I AM ON MY LAST LIMB

AMANDA

I WANNA EAT YOUR GASH
TASTES LIKE A TUNA MASH

AMANDA

I ARGUED WITH THE JUDGE
BUT THE BASTARD WOULDN'T BUDGE
'CAUSE HE CAUGHT ME LICKING FUDGE

AMANDA

AND THEN SHE CAME LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...MANDA.

GOT YOU WORKIN WITH SOME ASS
MAKE A NIGGA SPEND HIS CASH
AMANDA

I'LL EAT UP ALL YOUR CRACKERS AND YOUR LICORICE
HEY, YO, C'MERE FAT GIRL, ARE YOU TICKLISH?

AMANDA

GET DOWN GET DOWN
PULL YOUR PANTIES DOWN

AMANDA

THEY STAB IT WITH THEIR STEELY KNIVES
BUT THEY JUST CAN'T KILL THE BEAST

AMANDA

GEH WEITER, IN JEDE RICHTUNG
WIR HABEN WAHRHEITEN FÜR DICH

AMANDA

I STICK A KNIFE IN MY HEAD
THINKIN' ABOUT YOUR EYES
BUT NOW THAT YOU BEEN SHOT DEAD
I GOT A NEW SURPRISE

AMANDA

FROM THE WINDOW TO THE WALL
'TILL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS

AMANDA

Hahaha

I GOT YA A POUND O' BACON
LET'S DO IT IN MACON

AMANDA

FIRE FIRE FIRE, FIRE ON MY BRAIN
FIRE FIRE FIRE, YOU'RE MY WATER
FIRE FIRE FIRE, FIRE ON MY BRAIN
FIRE FIRE FIRE, GIRL I'M THIRSTY FOR YOU

AMANDA

EXISTING ON DAMNATION'S EDGE
THE PRIESTS HAD NEVER KNOWN

AMANDA

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I'M GONNA MAKE A POLL
AND THEN IN SACK WE'LL ROLL

AMANDA

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

AMANDA

IT WAS A GIRL MY LORD IN A FLAT BED FORD
SLOWIN DOWN TO TAKE A LOOK AT ME

AMANDA

YOU MIGHT HAD SOME BUT YOU NEVER HAD NONE LIKE THIS
JUST WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY DICK

AMANDA

I wanna slap you on the thighs
And lay my nuts across your eyes
Amanda

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, LASS
AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
AMANDA

Jesus H., listening to the actual song for the first time in a long while, that's a fucking ponderous break it has towards the end. Stately/boring classic rock that's almost an interesting glam descend at one point but then isn't.

Anyway

I WAS SO WASTED
I WAS A HIPPIE
I WAS A BURNOUT
I WAS A DROPOUT I WAS OUT OF MY HEAD

AMANDA

Gonna take you to my abode
You can munch on my choad
Amanda

I'm crying.

LOCK THREAD

YEAAAAHHHH!

AMANDA

A HANDFUL OF ELF PEE
THAT'S MY SOUL

AMANDA

I REPRESENT QUEENS
SHE WAS RAISED OUT IN BROOKLYN

AMANDA

HEEEEEEEEY
WE WANT SOME PUSSY

AMANDA

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY ARE THE EGGMEN

I AM AMANDA

GOO GOO GOO JOOB

ALL HAIL SATAN
YOUR ENVOY IS AT HAND

AMANDA

ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX!
ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT FUCKING!

AMANDA!

WHEN YOU'RE A JET
YOU'RE A JET ALL THE WAY

AMANDA

AND YOU START TO SCRATCH
WHEN THEY START TO HATCH

AMANDA

ARE THERE ANY QUEERS IN THE THEATER TONIGHT?
GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL

AMANDA

haha

you've got such big round breasts
gonna drop a steamer on your chest

Amanda

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOME FUCK
AMANDA

More than a Feel Up

GONNA LICK UP ON YOUR NIPS
WE'LL PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "JUST THE TIP"

AMANDA

IM GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND LICK BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

AMANDA

IM GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT AWAY
LETS GO ROLL IN THE HAY

AMANDA

IM GONNA SAY IT LIKE A MAN
MY DICK IS LIKE A CAN

AMANDA

ha

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS

AMANDA

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
YOU WISH I WAS CIRCUMCISED
AMANDA

^

Lets Grill In My Bathroom
Oh Wait

Amanda

oof