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dylannn, Friday, 16 August 2013 09:04 (ten years ago) link

http://i2.s1.dpfile.com/pc/6d2014e91974cf847735ff6861a650f8%28700x700%29/thumb.jpg

okay. because it actually looks edible in the promotional materials.

dylannn, Friday, 16 August 2013 09:06 (ten years ago) link

I've been in Beijing for 24 hours and seen the poster for that (with the cool dude in the half-white, half-black outfit) in probably twenty separate locations.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 August 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link

Your mission is clear.

emilys., Monday, 19 August 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

Went for the green rice-wrap burrito object instead. Not bad!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 August 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link

I had that too and thought it was awful

乒乓, Monday, 19 August 2013 10:25 (ten years ago) link

i just walked by a mcdonalds and thought about this thread and my obligations to the ilx community but decided on something else because it's a black hamburger.

dylannn, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

i think reading burgerbusiness is making me jaded

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=15146

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Bostons_PizzaBurger.jpg

j., Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link

Boston’s plans to support the Pizzaburger introduction with a social-media campaign that includes a contest playing off the online dating trend.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link

just... nope

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link

my god

http://i.imgur.com/BhyOaO3.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link

βurgerβusiness is absolutely my favorite blog on the internet btw. thanking u canks

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link

SsurgerSsusiness

Auspuff (doo dah), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

Like Tina Turner singing “Proud Mary,” Slater’s 50/50 never does anything nice and easy. It does over the top. Consider that its namesake burger patty is 50% ground beef, 50% ground bacon. So when the six-location, Anaheim Hills, Calif.-based chain decides to do breakfast, you know it’s going to be—like Tina’s rendition—nice and rough.

乒乓, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

Pro Yelping.

bioethical technothriller (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 1 September 2013 05:39 (ten years ago) link

the pizza burger has been out in canada for a while. it's kind of like a betty crocker cookbook or home ec recipe type of thing. the burger is like steamed meatloaf. it's not bad.

dylannn, Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

http://cache.5ikfc.com/imgs/kfc/2013/08/baopiannenniubao.jpg

this is an interesting concept but i think sandwiching more toppings between burger layers would improve it immeasurably.

dylannn, Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

does that say 'the flavor's got nowhere to hide'??

j., Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link

it should. but it just says: LAYERS OF FLAVOR / JUICY, TENDER AND DELICIOUS.

dylannn, Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

Beef up, stupid!

Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Friday, 6 September 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

burger king fryburger is available here.
i have been eating too much burger king this week, cuz it's cheap and close to Issue Project Room. i get two double cheeseburgers & a spicy chicken crip, it is under $5 and filling. then i go down the street and drink abt a gallon of water.

ian, Friday, 6 September 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link

spicy chicken crip saywhatnow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 03:59 (ten years ago) link

Spicy Chicken Blood nixed by the FDA, it was a big deal on Burger Business.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 September 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

Spicy chicken blood?! Sounds more like an ingredient for a hoodoo spell. I remember the good old days when MSG was enough.

PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

lol

les don't save me fav (how's life), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=15414

“One out of every two Burger King guests orders our classic french fries and we know our guests are hungry for options that are better for them, but don’t want to compromise on taste,” Alex Macedo, Burger King President North America, said in a release announcing the product rollout. “When it comes to what we eat, we know that small changes can have a big impact. We see Satisfries™ as one of the biggest fast food launches and are excited to bring this great tasting french fry to our guests.”

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

damn i really want some Satisfries™

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

http://www.qsrmagazine.com/competition/pizza-s-arms-race

incredible pull quotes in this article about the race to be the "chipotle of pizza," too

“This new generation, Millennials, they’re used to getting everything their way,” Grier says. “It’s just a customized world they’ve grown up in; they haven’t known anything different. They’re used to directing what they want because of the technology they’ve grown up with, and having those options and choices … we think is a big win.”

“We cater to all walks of life, all demographics, all genders, and up and down the socioeconomic scale,” Andrew says. “What’s cool is people get to be individualistic; it’s all about being yourself, and I think today that’s been more and more accepted as people want to express themselves even outwardly.”

“We think the paradigm shift to lunch for pizza is a major element in the success that we are having and will continue to have,” Zuckerman says. “Because when you can get an item like pizza—which is America’s favorite, basically—at lunch without having to take 45 or 50 minutes total, but you can actually order a pizza, choose all your ingredients, and then have it go oven to you in three minutes or less and be quality—not roller grill oven, but high-end, stone-hearth oven—people appreciate that.”

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

the chipotle of pizza is actually not the worst idea i've ever heard

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

yeah, guac + sour cream + corn pizza sounds really tasty actually

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

ketchup on the side

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link

wpro tip: you can already order a pizza with whatever toppings you want from any pizzeria #lifehacks

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link

http://gawker.com/5807591/grilled-cheese-sandwich-gets-10-million-in-venture-funding

i just

i don't even

fuckin a

j., Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

We think the paradigm shift to lunch for pizza

PIZZA FOR LUNCH WE'RE REALLY OUTSIDE THE BOX ON THIS ONE PEOPLE

Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link

All those years having pizza for lunch and I never once realized that I was DOING IT WRONG.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 07:25 (ten years ago) link

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening...but can you handle pizza at SUPPERTIME?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 September 2013 05:18 (ten years ago) link

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.

how's life, Thursday, 26 September 2013 08:16 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/

i've been away, god it's good to read burgerbusiness again

for some reason a lot of recent posts are talking about 'builds'

Cinnamon on a burger. I hadn’t considered it, but two burger spots—Kuma’s Too and Milwaukee Burger Co.—create Burgers of the Month for October that work cinnamon into their builds. Check them out. Not surprisingly there are a few Oktoberfest burgers among the monthly specials, but several joints—Grill ‘Em All and Kuma’s Corner among them—that peg specials to Halloween. By the way, Grill ‘Em All surely is the first to top a burger with a “savory pumpkin-sage polenta cake.” It might be the only place that would do that, which is why its customers love it.

j., Thursday, 10 October 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

it's really great - apparently gouda is "the trendy burger cheese of the moment" (their emphasis)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link

The October Burger of the Month at The Oinkster in Los Angeles is The Nick Offerman "American Ham" Burger, saluting the "Parks and Recreation" star. The build is a 6-oz burger patty topped with shaved ham, two layers of Gruyère cheese, hot-sweet mustard, mayo, and house-made bread and butter pickles on a sourdough bun.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

where are they getting their information from

do you suppose they guard their sources closely, to retain their edge

j., Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

i am into both gruyere and gouda as potential burger cheeses

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link

i'm generally into gruyere and gouda as anything cheeses so grain of salt

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link

i am into grains of salt

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

do you put those in your build

j., Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

was really distressed by the latest burger business post

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=15720

Pretzel Burgers Can’t Save Ruby Tuesday
Pretzel-bun burgers may be all the rage, but they couldn’t keep casual-dining chain Ruby Tuesday from a double-digit debacle. Fast. For its fiscal quarter ended Sept. 3, 2013, the casual-dining chain reported an 11.4% plunge in same-store sales at company restaurants.

Ruby Tuesday's Spicy Jalapeno Pretzel Burger
Ruby Tuesday’s Spicy Jalapeno Pretzel Burger
The dive came despite the chain’s biggest menu rollout in the last seven years. On August 12, Ruby Tuesday introduced eight new products, including four burgers on pretzel buns, three Crispy Flatbreads and a tempura green bean appetizer. Six weeks of TV advertising that included national cable plus spot advertising in select markets backed the launch.

President-CEO James J. Buettgen called the results “disappointing and did not reflect where we believe we can take the business as we execute our repositioning strategy.” He offered several explanations including the popular “economic issues continue to provide significant headwinds” tack. Buettgen also suggested that a lower average check due to lower pricing for new menu items was a not-unexpected culprit.

“The new items are all priced at or below average, so the pretzel burgers are from $8.99 to $9.49, the flatbreads are $6.99 and $7.99, and the green bean appetizer was $5.99. So on an absolute menu level, or within the categories that they’re featured in, they’re attractively priced items,” Buettgen told analysts. “And we knew going into the rollout that we are going to see some level of check decline to the degree we got strong preference on the items, and that was part of our effort to showcase a more casual and approachable items, but also to give more value and affordability to guests.”

However, when pressed for details, CFO Michael O. Moore explained that only 1% of the 11.4% sales drop was due to check while 10.5% reflected guest-count decline. Added Buettgen, “Keep in mind that our guest declines have occurred over a number of years and will not be reversed overnight. Having said that, we believe we are on the right strategic path and that our efforts will lead to sales and guest count growth over time.”

The Bacon Cheese Pretzel Burger
The Bacon Cheese Pretzel Burger
While Moore noted that only the last three weeks of its first fiscal quarter benefited from the pretzel burger rollout, he was hardly optimistic about the current quarter. “We anticipate same-restaurant sales to be down high single-digits in the second quarter, with sequential improvement in the third and fourth quarter, including positive same-restaurant sales in the fourth quarter, reflecting traction from our new menu offerings and marketing campaign.”

He noted that more than 20% of diners ordered at least one of the eight new items on a menu with more than 60 dishes. He called that “significant and certainly a big step in the right direction. The initial high preference demonstrates how appealing the new items are to our guests.”

The menu revamp will continue with the “new food platforms and items that we have in test,” Buettgen said. Reflecting lessons learned from the introduction of lower-price pretzel burgers, the “products that we have in the queue are at a range of price points, some comparable to those we’ve rolled out, others that are more expensive and more premium,” Buettgen said. Those products will get advertising support more evenly spread out across all 12 months, rather than front-loaded in Q1 as it did last year.

Todd A. Burrowes, COO and Ruby Tuesday Concept president, outlined changes made or planned to improve the brand. These include improving music programming “by offering more of a contemporary mix of rock, pop and Top 40” and exploring changes in lighting and décor “to more accurately reflect our brand positioning.”

Finally, the sees a solution in making its employees more “genuine.” Burrowes said the chain will be “testing an enhanced service platform that enables team members to share their personality and passion for our brand by connecting with guests in a more natural and genuine manner. What I mean by this is that we’ll encourage our team members to make real connections with each and every guest in a fun and friendly atmosphere.”

乒乓, Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

really hope ruby tuesday can make it out of this slump.

乒乓, Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

goooooodbyyyyye ruby tuesday

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

Someone should offer to buy them out, but with the stipulation that they change their name to Cocksucker Blues.

"Oh honey, look, there's a new Cocksucker Blues in the mall!"

"OK, gang, team lunch on Friday at Cocksucker's."

hopping and bopping to the krokodil rot (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 11 October 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link

Stones should totally franchise

Beggar's Banquet buffet
Loving Cup bar & grill
Goatshead Soup erm soup
Sister Morphine rehab

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 October 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link


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