Boston - Third Stage

I shouldn't have started this poll. I realize it is my secret shame.

I will admit to secretly liking "Cool the Engines," but it's still not a patch on "Hitch A Ride" or "Peace Of Mind."

it's okay JF, it makes you more human :)

"Cool The Engines" for me. Great liner notes.

i've heard "Can'tcha Say (You Believe in Me)" on the radio a few times and it's kind of terrible.

ayup

I remember the first time the local FM rock station played "Amanda." After the song ended, there were several seconds of uncharacteristic dead air. Finally the DJ comes on and says, "We waited eight years for that?"

Haha!

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIE
AND TOUCH YOUR BIG OLE BOOTY

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE YOU THE SPOT
AND DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE UP THE STAIRS
AND SEE YOUR UNDERWEARS

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY THE WILLOWS
AND SEE YOUR DIRTY PILLOWS

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE MALL
AND YOU AND I WILL BALL

AMANDA

!

I WANNA PARK AT PIZZA HUT
AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT

AMANDA

I WANNA RIDE WITH YOU UPSTATE
AND TOGETHER MASTURBATE

AMANDA

FIRST WE SHARE AN ICE CREAM FLOAT
AND THEN WE MOTORBOAT

AMANDA

I WANNA LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND
AND CLIMB YOUR VENUS MOUND

AMANDA

I WANNA TELEPHONE YOUR DAD
AND COSPLAY BREAKING BAD

AMANDA

I WANNA TIE YOU UP TODAY
LIKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

AMANDA

I WANNA FEEL YOUR LONG BLACK STOCKING
AND GET THESE BOOTS A KNOCKING

AMANDA

I'm glad this thread turned out okay after all.

:D

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND VOMIT ON YOUR THIGHS

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE A NAP
THEN WATCH YOU MAKE IT CLAP

AMANDA

I WANNA ROCK N ROLL ALL NIGHT
AND PARTY EVERY DAY

AMANDA

hahaha

thank you all for humoring my descent back into middle school

I GOT A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENT
THE OTHER DAY
I OPENED AND READ IT
IT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS

AMANDA

THAT'S GREAT
IT STARTS WITH AN EARTHQUAKE
BIRDS AND SNAKES, AN AEROPLANE
LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID

AMANDA

I AM THE FLOWER YOU ARE THE SEED
WE WALKED IN THE GARDEN WE PLANTED A TREE

AMANDA

I WANNA SEE YOU KICKSTART NUDE
AND GET MY BOTTLE CHEWED

AMANDA

omg lol

I WANNA PLAY A BOSTON SONG
AND WAVE AROUND MY DONG

AMANDA

AND I TRY
OH MY GOD DO I TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME

AMANDA

hahaha

think we all know which song will win the poll

YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR LYIN EYES
AND YOUR SMILE IS A THIN DISGUISE

AMANDA

NOW SHE WANT A PHOTO
YOU ALREADY KNOW THO
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
THAT'S THE MOTTO

AMANDA

#YOLO

I WANNA KNOW WHAT TURNS YOU ON
SO I CAN BE ALL THAT AND MORE

AMANDA

NOT ON THE BED LAY ME ON YOUR SOFA
CALL BEFORE YOU COME I NEED TO SHAVE MY CHOCHA

AMANDA

IF I COULD FLY
I'D PICK YOU UP
AND TAKE YOU INTO THE NIGHT
AND SHOW YOU LOVE

AMANDA

^^ winner

WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST
AND YOUR PANTS BEGIN TO BURST

AMANDA

bwaahah

ha!

I hope La Lechera doesn't wander into this thread by accident.

ONE HAND ON THE STICK
AND ONE HAND ON THE STICK

AMANDA

omg phil

MILK MILK LEMONADE
AROUND THE BACK FUDGE IS MADE

AMANDA

I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A TROLL
WHILE I FINGERFUCK YOUR HOLE
AMANDA

I WANNA GIVE YOU WICKED HEAD
AND THEN POP IN "DROP DEAD FRED"
AMANDA

HAN THERE IS NO NEED TO FRET
SARLAAC'S EATING BOBA FETT
AMANDA(LORIAN)

I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

AMANDA

I literally held back from typing that one out c. grisso

I had like three of 'em before settling on that one.

lol

Lol I'm at Moe's and this just came on the muzak

PUT THE GUAC ON THE SIDE
SO I CAN SMEAR IT ON YOUR HIDE

AMANDA

listening now
it's kinda crazy they came back 10 years after the debut and had another huge hit with almost no concessions to the 80s (some gated drums aside), but these are all songs that could have fit on the first two albums

I LOVE PLANES
SENSUAL AIRCRAFT

AMANDA

lmao

jesus fucking christ i love this thread

HELTER SKELTER PINK STRAWBERRY
LETS KILL YOUR PARENTS SO WE CAN MARRY
AMANDA

I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HA
I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG

AMANDA

I DO MY MAKEUP IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S CAR
WE ORDER DIFFERENT DRINKS AT THE SAME BARS

AMANDA

I WANNA BUY SOME FAMOUS BOWLS
AND GARGLE DOWN YOUR BOOTY HOLES

AMANDA

THAT'S WHY I'M EASY
I'M EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING

AMANDA

OVERHEARD OVER A DINNER OF CREPES
BABY DOES THAT CARPET MATCH THEM DRAPES

AMANDA

I'M NOT AWARE OF TOO MANY THINGS
I KNOW WHAT I KNOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

AMANDA

I WANNA READ YOUR BEATLES PIECE
AS I SCRATCH MY BACKSIDE CREASE

AMANDA

I WANNA PROTEST THIS SONG
THIS THREAD IS SO WRONG

AMANDA

DES
PA
CI-TO

AMANDA

god help me, i have "cool the engines" stuck in my head and i may not survive the night

try to stay on-topic pls

Haha!

COOL YOUR ENGINES SAID SHE
AS WE AWAIT THE TAPE OF PEE

AMANDA

IF GAWKER STILL EXISTED
HIS PEE TAPE WOULD BE LISTED

AMANDA

UNCOOL

Important:

Today in 1986, Boston's "Amanda" reached #1 on the Hot 100.

— chart data (@chartdata) November 8, 2017

I WANNA TELEPHONE YOUR DAD
AND COSPLAY BREAKING BAD

AMANDA

Are you still a believer in Santa?
Because at seven it's marginal, right?

AMANDA

I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"
WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPER
AMANDA

EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUO
THAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH

AMANDA

YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCH
WHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE

AMANDA

booooooooooooooooo

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

IF SHE READS ALL THE LYRICS
SHE'LL PITY THE MEN I KNOW

AMANDA

Xpost Kinda surprised you had it bookmarked to begin w tbh

I like to keep an eye on it so I can boo it now. Assert myself. It’s better (for me) than knowing it’s there and ignoring it.

<3

LET ME MASSAGE YOUR LITTLE FEET
SOUNDTRACKED BY GRETA VAN FLEET

AMANDA

How have I never seen this thread before?!?! Amazing work, all!

Might have been Chuck Eddy's first review in the Voice--first one I still remember, anyway.

I’M GONNA ARGUE FOR “THIRD STAGE”
ON THE NEW JERSEY PAGE
AMANDA

I’M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT AWAY
MELLON COLLIE HAS TO STAY
AMANDA

SHANIA TWAIN OR R.E.M.
IT’S “UP” FOR BOTH OF THEM
AMANDA

DROP DOWN YOUR METALLIC RAMP
ACCEPT MY FULL BASKET FROM BANDCAMP

AMANDA