Best line from TripAdvisor reviews of the Hotel Carter in NYC

"This is by far the worst place ive stayed in. i found a cats paw in my pillow case - JonNigweed"

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g190762-d632780-Reviews-Wulfrun_Hotel-Wolverhampton_West_Midlands_England.html

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186332-d192734-Reviews-or810-Norbreck_Castle_Hotel-Blackpool_Lancashire_England.html#REVIEWS

We happened to be there at the same time as an Alcoholics Anon convention which made us feel totally guilty about drinking at the bar as they watched us mournfully.

There was also a large puddle on the disused forecourt in which a dead pigeon floated for the duration of our holiday. - angieM

What kind of hospital discharges you the day you wake up from your ten-year coma?

idk

so. many. questions.

I spent HOURS on this thing yesterday. I can't stop!

lmao at wishing he was back in the coma

http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/df14b652-s.jpg

killjoys

lol

I sent this one to Emily a while back.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g186338-d1650972-r188990643-Steve_s_Bed_Breakfast-London_England.html#CHECK_RATES_CONT

Do not go there. On arrive the stairs was full of mould and dirty and look like they had not cleaned the place in year. There was fly flying your face.

The place is badly maintained, almost neglected, the swimming pool looks like a pool with toads inside, the 2 cats of the owner come to steal the food in the kitchen and the dog is attached to 1 meter of rope and barks all the time.
Clothes were stolen from us, the owner is always shouting in her garden and we even had to bring in the police, the supporting evidences to the commissionership! Her husband says nothing, I believe that he is afraid of her.

The maid walked in on my wife while she was in the bathroom, and the maid asked us to wait out on the balcony while she cleaned our room (even though we insisted we didn't need her services that day).

The villa's guest book was a scrapbook of edited entries, blocking out a history of customer complaints.

we were given an initial roll of toilet paper, but were told that additional TP would be our responsibility as well!!

http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/tripadvisor-s-worst-hotels-in-the-world-thrillist-nation

its my goal to stay at all of those

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9s9N0cBiFA

i keep referencing "receiving nothing but hard heart ache and pian" (pronounced pee-on) to my husband who i thought i had talked about this with. i was mistaken

finally he was like "wtf does that mean?"

respond by emailing him a confirmation for a stay at the hotel carter.

i think i was complaining that after much request from the toaster i received nothing but hard heartache and pian, and he had finally had enough

lol

"I took sleep aids for 2 nights to escape from the horror of reality" is criminally underrated

as a former guest i can say that getting blindingly wasted during your trip also works.