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Also, Tuomas has the same lower half as Laurel.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:05 PM (2 days ago)

StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the other morning i awoke to a giant one here in brooklyn and it made me soooo happy

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06 (Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06) Bookmark Link

onimo, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

Their meat is good but the sauce is meh.

-- patita, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

humansuit, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

which might be this big blessing considering i kissed some guy last week and now have some strep throat ridiculousness and can't sit still!!!

-- Surmounter, Monday, August 27, 2007 5:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Haha, I am doing this for the first time starting October 1. Will probably be contributing to this thread...

-- jaymc, Monday, August 27, 2007 6:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Monday, 27 August 2007 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

slow, laborious, and somewhat messy, but I get done what I need to get done.

-- accentmonkey

onimo, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

Not that I would expect to see a subpoena ever get issued, but having Prince testify to Congress would be amusing (in that all he'd do is take the Fifth).

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:32 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the whole fist is preferable

-- Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:13

Frogman Henry, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

toilet paper...you wipe your ass with it for crying out loud.

-- Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, August 18, 2005 3:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

Can I say, it is normal for him to gently bite my nose to wake me up in the morning. This level of ferocity is, however, unprecedented!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

haw

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

haha

deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

cant find original context of me saying you invented rap music

deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

Did they do it on the field?
-- Will M., neljapäev, 25. Oktoober 2007 20:17

t**t, Thursday, 25 October 2007 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

do what ya can kid (with my dick)

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, October 26, 2007 1:14 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

AIDS/Crack is pretty great

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM (Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

That's one well hung cock.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, April 19, 2005 2:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 November 2007 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM) Bookmark Link

haha, just came to post this.

The Reverend, Monday, 5 November 2007 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

haha right when i read that beanie sigel goes right into my ear, "eat dick like food"

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM (Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM) Bookmark Link

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 08:48 (twelve years ago) link

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

Been going commando for something like 11 yrs straight!

-- ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:17 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

andi, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

With sexy results, surely.

The Reverend, Saturday, 17 November 2007 08:13 (twelve years ago) link

What happens when dude's dick smells like roadkill.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 5:26 PM

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

And have sex with them!

-- kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Bummer.

-- Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:28 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah i meant i'd mortgage my mum to keep ILX going, bless its soul

-- DG, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:14 (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I'd pay.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:16 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

"She SCREAMED when I pulled it out. I made a swift exit."

Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

Fucking beat me to it

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that owl makes me kind of uncomfortable.

-- Surmounter, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:08 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i had one hanging in my living room until i was 12.

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:11 (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

speaking of the holocaust, you can't move for kebab shops in krakow.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:36

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

i kinda prefer "ass sausages"

-- Just got offed, Monday, December 24, 2007 9:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

i'll bet

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- electricsound, Thursday, November 29, 2007 6:18 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

haaaaaaaa

and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

wow!! that's so cute. peeing!! the old film sounds PERFECT for the experience.

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 9:54 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe it's just the Iowa winter cold, but I've been fantasizing about this box all day.

-- Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 3 January 2008 09:14 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

she was not a prostitute btw

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, January 3, 2008 8:15 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I'll go with Andy Dick.

-- CaptainLorax, Monday, January 7, 2008 9:52 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

It was revolting. It had me thinking and wondering if gay men ever eat their own cum and what this baboon was thinking.

-- Leon Snodgrass (Eleventy-Twelve), Sunday, May 1, 2005 10:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

Don't make me reach for the folder entitled 'Fishpics'. Don't make me do it.

-- moley, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:42 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

Is there even a valid context for that baboon cum thing?

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm torn betwixt ravers and furries, mself.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:57 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

you're thinking of "sideways" vaginas

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM) Bookmark Link

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oh no!

-- gabbneb, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

nice g-string, tombot

-- gershy, Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:06 (twelve years ago) link

surely virtual date thread has some gems

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:11 (twelve years ago) link

"I don't think"

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

Someone tell me about Head. Any good or what?

-- NickB, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:33 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mark G, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

ha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

...i like the person it's attached to...
-- Vic, Sunday, July 14, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

I've had too much wine to have sexual intercourse.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

pipecock this is awesome

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 4:28 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 17:02 (twelve years ago) link


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