Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

Sounds dreamy.

Downside: I was so impressed by her honesty it just made me like her more. :-/

Haha yes, I had a similar response to a guy I dated recently who did the same thing (sweetly, quickly and clearly). Now we're in a band together and I still have a massive crush on him and he gives SUCH good hugs... but Ive had to keep it out of my mind.

oh man

that's rough

Ah its ok. Hes adorable, but I've been able to keep in my metaphrical pants. Plus he has 2 kids so it might not have been that workable anyways.

Tell you what tho, im completely head over heels in love with his music/singing voice which REALLY DOES NOT HELP when in a band with him hah ha haa urrrgh.

Yikes, that sounds torturous, Trayce. Then again, I get a crush on basically every female musician I meet, so that kind of thing would be inevitable for me if I were in a band with girls again.

I like the idea that Trayce only has metaphorical pants. No real pants here, no sirree.

Is that good or bad, I do not know

i hate this website.

http://bit.ly/14SZkeQ

y u hate

Those of you that are looking for a serious relationship, you only are inexperienced women that will be single forever.. You don't plan your relationship, it happens randomly.. When you least expect it.. Be open and available for everyone..

Tell me more.

lol

Do not ask how to shot relationship, relationship will shot you

bitches just need to settle, that's all, COME ON

Be open and available for everyone..

Because now you're the late-nite Newark Ave McDonald's pass-thru window.

Don't be *too* open and available if you catch my meaning

Not sure if disgruntled venting or PUA strat.

you say tomato

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Unorthodox though it may be, my presence on this site is an anniversary gift for my uncommon boyfriend, who wants nothing more than for me to fuck someone else. Once.

I met my boyfriend on OKC and now I'm trying to snag a lover (ugh, what an untoward word) here too.

nope

http://www.eharmony.com/dating-advice/dating/15-reasons-to-date-a-lawyer/#.UhNtnxaxTCE

That eharmony blog has some highly valuable #datinghacks:

1. Listen with a third ear. This means listening for the emotional subtext of whatever your partner is saying. Pay attention not only to the words, but to the emotions that flow underneath them.

2. Reflect feeling. You not only need to listen for feelings, you need to identify them and hand them back to your partner by saying, “It sounds like you might be feeling ….” This small act will open up your partner’s spirit more than you might imagine.

3. Clarify content. Did you know that for the words we most often use in the English language there are more than 3.5 meaning per word? This means that there is lots of room for misunderstanding and false assumptions.

4. Trade places. This means putting yourself in your partner’s shoes. Imagine what it would be like to be in his or her skin. This kind of empathy is a rarity and people are instantly drawn to it.

http://www.eharmony.com/dating-advice/dating/how-to-become-a-better-catch/

Particularly fond of number 3.

IMAGINE WEARING HER SKIN

p much what yr mum fears yr internet date might be thinking

ty for display name

should be 3.5 HOO per steen

hee hee hee

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otm

can not stop loling

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me irl

:)

None of my fetishes involve cats fyi

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LOL.

I'm going to be drowning in dates if I just use this to crank out a profile, right

drowning in waterfalls of dates

third ear dang

1. Listen with a third ear.

This is my favorite song by The Head Shop, no joke.

should i be creeped out that i just got a flood of 12 new visitors in the last 2 hours, all but 3 are from other states, and one is a straight male

i get the occasional straight male visitor and it strikes me as odd

a girl you were talking with probably gave your username to her internet friends to judge

that was my thought but still, it seems like a strange motley crew, esp for before 9am on a thursday?

Maybe you got linked on a blog. Any fedora pics on your profile, gr8080?

i actually do have one photo of me that i really like in which i am wearing what is technically a fedora and i considered putting it on my profile w/ a "oh no a fedora" caption but decided that was not a good idea

these dont really look like very bloggy people idk

you made the right choice bro

i logged on once and had someone from south africa visiting my profile

lol @ 'bloggy people'

ive visted 99% matches from other states/countries out of curiosity but these are all like 60% and 40%ers

probably some sort of weird bot harvesting thing

"please be at least 5'10" and not a bot"