why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Facebook was invented by a black man, Mark Zuckerberg.

electricity also invented by a black dude
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/01/b1543/12.jpg

YOU SEE

no fucking way did one nameable person "invent" the comb

seriously dude? one of the small handful of things that justifies the existence of a whole race of people and you want to take it away??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPym09LQfnc

feel like that post is basically the plot of "A Day Without a Mexican", but slightly more offensive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4sEz_aoR5k

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BLITZED
BRITS

those are "Horrible Histories" books for kids, they are top

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7228/zincdreamdp4.jpg
COME BACK ZINC!!!

I've found the motherlode (of not even entertainingly bad image macros)

https://www.facebook.com/humorshots

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wondered why that pizza took so long to turn up

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/133113/airplane-slap-o.gif

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http://allcomedypics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/one-beer-a-day.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/3qmpal.jpg

has any doctor ever said "one beer a day is ok"

gbx probably.

no, he surely would say two or three are fine

"a SINGLE BEER or you WILL DIE!!!"

if I remember correctly Dr. La Lechera's personal advice is two beers

I am still making up for the backlog of daily beers I missed out on from childhood.

In any case the doctor wd be meaning a normal size beer or mug of coffee not these giant ones which no health professional cd endorse

My teetotaling dad actually did start drinking wine on the advice of his cardiologist, not sure about beer.

ok this is obv satire but http://justdudethings.tumblr.com/

Last time I talked to a doctor about drinking she said I should have about 3-4 drinks a week, but was more concerned about binging on the weekends then drinking a couple beers every day.

how many counts as a binge?

I think she said something like "you know.... reeeaallly drunk"

I don't think there's a medically determined amount of drinks that once reached equala binge.

As many as it takes. xp

thanks guys

There is currently no world wide consensus on how many drinks constitute a "binge", but in the United States, the term is often taken to mean consuming five or more standard drinks (male), or four or more drinks (female), on one occasion. One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking. This is colloquially known as the "5/4 definition", and depending on the source, the timeframe can vary. In the United Kingdom, binge drinking is defined as drinking more than twice the daily limit, that is, drinking eight units or more for men or six units or more for women (roughly equivalent to five or four American standard drinks, respectively).

so yeah, it's completely arbitrary

I'm drinking the standard five American units tonight!

I need a novelty doctor to prescribe me a giant beer so I can tell fuck you to all those ppl

before the prohibition doctors prescribed beer to pregnant mothers as a wholesome nutritional supplement.

Liquid Bread!

of course in Australia the standard unit is like 12 American units, I'm sure!

http://i.imgur.com/LAmq7xh.jpg

CHOP CARROTS LIKE A REBEL

SMASH THE SYSTEM. JULIENNE YR PEPPERS

WAIT! STOP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, THINK OF THE SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!

I love showing hardcore vegans the studies that suggest vegetables can feel pain and "scream" when being harvested and stuff. They always say its bullshit pseudoscience but are totally into stuff that says a vegan diet is the healthiest and such.

Can't we just come together and just work to end CAFOs? Don't be hatin' on me cause I eat local free-range beef and chicken (well, and the occasional highly-processed frozen entree from a Con-Agra owned brand).

One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking.

looks like I'm binge drinking before I really get started

xp
so u admit it's pseudoscience

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- Bob Marley

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