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TOO much!

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 February 2009 10:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Understand why Strauss didn't enforce the follow on, still think it was a dick move, impressed I haven't seen that much grief from the press except I never read the press.

King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 February 2009 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link

might have been said upthread but he should have declared earlier

more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

hearty lols @ NV's display name

I want sprinkles (country matters), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Confusing though, I was expecting some gloating about England's failure to wrap things up.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

It's all love

King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Indeed, which is why it's so great!

I want sprinkles (country matters), Friday, 20 February 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Locking the stable door after the moustachioed horse has bolted.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Harmison dropped, half fit swann plays. Hope Sidebottom is fit. Can you see England taking 20 wickets in this match?

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Not sure about that one, tbh. Although I have a sneaking feeling that Sidebottom is due a haul.

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Strauss just dropped by Gayle @ slip. An over after he edges wide of the slip because Smith was standing too wide. Strauss is playing like his old self now but with more luck. That wont last forever. I hope he remembers those shots get him out and stops playing them! More newlook Strauss please!

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope he carries on playing them. His luck's in, the pitch is flat, and England have to be positive. It almost matters more how quickly England score their runs, than quite how many they make.

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Harmison should be playing. Lots of pace and bounce. Some turn too, a perfect Monty pitch.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Only "lots" compared to the previous pitches this series. Harmison is bowling OK, but he's down on pace, and an 83 mph Harmison is not necessarily going to prosper on a good flat deck. It's the kind of pitch where you have to work for your wickets, and the suspicion is that Harmison won't do this quite so well as, say, Sidebottom or Anderson. A little turn has demonstrably proved to be not necessarily a "Monty pitch" either; see the first Test of this series (which turned far more). No pitch is a "Monty pitch" the way he's bowling at present.

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

At least he's fit though. Swann is gonna have to bowl a lot.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

So much for playing two spinners then

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

"The problem with Strauss bringing up his hundred with a six, though, is now KP will want to hit a 12 to bring up his century..."
duckmachine on 606

rofl

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

that portable beach at the ground looks great fun. Most of the english supporters seem to be spending more time in the water with their inflatable toys than watching a fabulous century.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

1755 - England 176-0
A single apiece from Cook and Strauss off another Gayle over edge England towards 200 but, more frustratingly, TV crowd shots show a bunch of pink Englishmen larking about in the pool on the boundary edge drinking beer and generally having the time of their lives. Is that really what you need to see when you're stuck in the office?

haha

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

My favourite

"If the England selectors had followed the selection advice on 606 over the years, none of the England squad would still be playing."
Cricketing_stargazer getting back involved in today's selection debate on 606

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Strauss out bowled by Powell

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Cook out for 94

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

another wicket or 2 and the WI are right back in this game.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

kp nearly plays on 1st ball. Lucky escape.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

On a flat pitch Shah out for 7. Anyone fancy batting at 3?
Bit of a collapse this session. Not good cricket from England.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

yes, we must drop him after one failure

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Not sure that's what Herman's saying. It was disappointing from Shah.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Sure, but after a 70-over opening stand, whether he's at 3 or not is moot, and bore no real relation to his dismissal. Give him this series and the start of the Ashes there.

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Unless you fancy promoting KP.

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah I think Shah's got the right stuff, he needs a proper run, I agree.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Some dickhead on Guardian OBO is saying "bring back Vaughan" yeah right.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

KP dropped!! very very lucky.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I wasnt saying shah should be dropped. Im just saying neither he nor Bell are no 3s.

If Vaughan scores big runs in april/May, why not? All a big IF,but if he's in form, he's in. Same goes for any batsman. Shah has his chance to cement his place.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Ideally, KP will man the fuck up and bat at 3 a la Ponting. Which could see Shah at 5, where he belongs.

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

"belongs" = "is best suited"

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

It would be great if Vaughan came back and did a Rocky one last innings type thing, but I just can't see it happening. He'd need to score a lot of runs at Yorkshire, and he's never actually scored that heavily at county level.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I know that, but IF he does, he's in the team, unless shah gets a couple of centuries in the WI AND gets runs in the counties.

KP seems reluctant to bat @3 due to his supposed difficulties with the new ball. He prefers spin.
If Vaughan doesnt hit form, Shah doesnt score the runs, who else can play at 3? Bell is a no 5. So is Colly. If fred isnt fit Bell will maybe even bat at 6 to strengthen the batting in the ashes.

Key shouldve been in the squad. But clearly management dont fancy him.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Lets hope Shah bats well for the rest of this tour and cements his place or if not vaughan scores in the counties. Or both! Bit of competition at no3 would do no harm at all. You could be ruthless then.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

As long as Vaughan doesnt come back in based on his previous record. I only want him back in if hes rattling up the runs in april/may. Pick the form players.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

btw a few england players played some shocking shots (cook/fp) but were more than matched by some truly awful fielding. Some of the worst I've ever seen. WI will never field as badly as that again.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

A completely out of touch KP is plumb lbw after missing a straight ball. Bit of a slump from 221-0 and 500 looking ever so far off.
Anyone think Bopara or Ambrose are capable of a century? Or is it going to be a total collapse?
Louis with rose tinted specs to thread please to help me stop worrying!

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

jeez man the sooner we get bowled out, the more likely we win, chill

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

i personally thought the KP delivery kept a little low, but Edwards is pretty skiddy anyways

Bopara will score well here, I predict

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Bopara dropped. Lets hope he can capitalise.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

He's playing his shots!

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

oh dear. he takes a bouncer on the head

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

ouch

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

hes a brave man. he is staying out

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Athers says hes taking the hook on all the time as edwards has rattled him. I think i agree, unfortunately edwards literally did rattle him.
Bopara hooks the next bouncer for a single.

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link


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