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yeah, this really upsets me...

Plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 20 February 2009 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Somewhere in prison, thugs are salivating at the thought of widening Brown's asshole....

Eater of Mexicans (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, he's a big asshole already

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Friday, 20 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Interesting point, Bo Jackson o_Overdrive.

some dude, Friday, 20 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

somewhere on ilx...

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

You know how there are things you say to your friends which, due to verbal and physical context, come across in a completely different manner than when you say them on a message board? Welcome to there, BJO.

Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

lol o_0verdrive

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, my college roommate used to go through the "thugs are salivating" routine during the evening news all the time, we always had a laugh.

some dude, Friday, 20 February 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Chris Brown, from o to 0

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 20 February 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Women and Girls Collective Action Network made a good point:

We hear so much of what will happen to Chris Brown’s reputation and career if these allegations are proven to be true. We hear how all Chris Brown’s sponsors and endorsements will back down, and how his entire career may go down the drain. Now we ask, what is going to happen to Rihanna? We never hear, on a well publicized scale, how this is going to affect her career. We do not even hear how she may be damaged mentally, physically, or emotionally after this incident of abuse. You would think that because she is a survivor of abuse, people would be concerned with her well-being.

As far as Rihanna goes, this is what we do know. Last summer, Rihanna had released a statement saying how she starting building her career from endorsements before she even released her hits. The LA Times recently reported that Rihanna had the reputation of representing “something very positive and in particular a strong female role model, and when she is associated with a situation like this it can have an impact.” They quoted a marketing executive as predicting that companies are likely to shun her in the future.

http://womenandgirlscan.org/2009/02/19/beyond-chris-rihanna/

steve "no neck" yamaguchi (vermonter), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

im pretty sure when rihanna's new album drops and she has two number one singles she won't be hurting on endorsements

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

still, all the more reason for her to coop w/police.

what's really fucked up that i keep forgetting is that he's 19 and she's 20.

devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

As far as Rihanna goes, this is what we do know. Last summer, Rihanna had released a statement saying how she starting building her career from endorsements before she even released her hits. The LA Times recently reported that Rihanna had the reputation of representing “something very positive and in particular a strong female role model, and when she is associated with a situation like this it can have an impact.” They quoted a marketing executive as predicting that companies are likely to shun her in the future.

i dont understand this paragraph

max, Friday, 20 February 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I think all that really means is that Def Jam got her a couple modelling gigs before her first album dropped and those folks are willfully misinterpreting it to mean that she makes all her money off endorsements and not records/touring.

The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

they also must have not ever heard of marketing before if they genuinely think that companies arent banging on her agents door right now... im sympathetic to the idea that the response has unfortunately been all about vengeance on cb instead of concern for rihannas welfare (which i think is true, and pretty fucked up, and perpetuates a whole cycle of cultural violence and is probably not entirely divorced from cultural concerns about angry black men, but whatever)--but come ON.

max, Friday, 20 February 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah...the press is analyzing what this means for CB's career and not hers because obvious he stands to be negatively affected by it a lot more...she might be too, but not in nearly the same way.

The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

see i took this,

something very positive and in particular a strong female role model

as being related to the gossip reporting about her being unsure as to whether she wants to cooperate/press charges since she still loves him or whatever, and how it would be perceived if she did not do those things. still a reach and a weird point to make, but yeah.

devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

what's really fucked up that i keep forgetting is that he's 19 and she's 20

She's 21 ! Happy birthday, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rihanna

StanM, Friday, 20 February 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah...i mean honestly i feel like a lot of things are up in the air and very ambiguous right now...a little less so since that photo surfaced yesterday, but still a lot of unanswered questions and room for both parties to negotiate the road ahead either as well as possible given the situation, or in a way that just makes things worse.

xpost

The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

she may lose some modeling gigs but she'll recoup that when she signs on as the spokesmodel for grandpa passantino's fruit-flavored girlfriend punch

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

dude it's kinda weird how in the last couple hours you've started a pretty contemplative ILE thread about modern humor while at the same timing coming out swinging on all these other threads with wack tired meta jokes

The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm a complex guy

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

grandpa passantino is a decent screen name at least

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

and what contains contradictions, much like david banner

gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

this wack tired meta joke brought to you circa 2004

gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

how is a passantino domestic abuse zing even a "meta joke"

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

does he beat his girlfriends through the fourth wall?

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

i think it's more about the wack tired part

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i was using the loosened modern ilx meaning of "meta" as in anything about someone else on the board

The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

if its tired and wack to enjoy imagining dom as
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3884/punchy0nu.jpg
then im tired and wack

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i know i enjoy imagining dom as a high-ass moose on the reg

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly i ain't never understood that dude's hat

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^i dont get this post which makes it funnier to me

xp ohhhhhh his hat

gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe gr8080 can explain the hat to us

Mr. Que, Friday, 20 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I have no idea what the fuck you Americans are talking about

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

RIP xp

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i know i enjoy imagining dom as a high-ass moose on the reg

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, February 20, 2009 4:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is some top shelf big hoos

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

word

dom as a high-ass moose on the reg (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

ty i just try to brighten the day a lil u kno

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

yourmommproductions (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | Spam
Chris brown is a wife beaterr. No Body likes him any more. Its going to be really hard for him to become famous again if he even does at all. Wow! Biggest mistake of his life.

TigerJon02 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | Spam
Watch out Jordan, he might slap you around if you piss him off.

dexmex91 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | Spam
he asked rihanna how is she supposed to breathe with no air?

UltimateLifeformSon (4 hours ago) 0 Reply | Spam
no one like chris brown shoot!i mean beating up girls,did your mom ever tell you boys cant hit girls!

topher19kid (7 hours ago) +2 Reply | Spam
he deserves what ever he gets i hope sum big man kicks his ass he does jail time would love that

zafir992 (7 hours ago) 0 Reply | Spam
I woulda beat that BITCH Rhianna if she gave me herpes too!

Nasty little bitch shoulda told him something before they got in the damn sheets

ilxor, Saturday, 21 February 2009 06:04 (fifteen years ago) link

boy o boy o boy

So... she's pregnant and they're back together? (Can't wait for the movie version of all of this)

StanM, Saturday, 28 February 2009 08:45 (fifteen years ago) link

he asked rihanna how is she supposed to breathe with no air?

i'm lolling

lil waynes babymama (musically), Saturday, 28 February 2009 08:59 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think this is actually true?

Plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 28 February 2009 10:17 (fifteen years ago) link

If it is then I'm torn between pattern of repeated abuse depression and the spirit of forgiveness christian optimism.

Plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 28 February 2009 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link

(xpost) What do you mean? Have you ever read anything on the internets that wasn't true?

StanM, Saturday, 28 February 2009 10:32 (fifteen years ago) link

rihanna, i have tina turner & ronnie spector on hold

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i44.tinypic.com/28s99qp.jpg

ABSOLUTELY NO SCRUBS WHATSOEVER, Saturday, 28 February 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

lol for entertainment purposes

Mr. Hater (some dude), Saturday, 28 February 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link

dunno how i feel about them being back together. i need the wisdom of surmounter on this one

z-hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I have been thinking this from the second I heard about it.

Plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link


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