your terrible ideas

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amirite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMG0XDOQxQk

conceptual art piece in which three people literally argue all day about who's the best MC: Jay, Biggie or Nas.

Inspector Trebus

PUA cover version of Cabaret Voltaire: "NEG NEG NEG"

Tracking down all the people who appear in the crowd in the original 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks' titles, and forcing them to recreate those titles, except with some dubstep music over the top.

'Providence' by Sonic Youth remade as a 'Who's On First' style routine, based around the line "Thurston? Watt!"

Beavis & Butthead record a cover of Alice Cooper's 'The Ballad of Dwight Fry'.

A reality show called "Raffi is Rich" chronicling the opulent lifestyle of megastar child singer Raffi.

That would be great, especially if his life is totally drama free and just sort of pleasant and kid-friendly. He could really age into being a new Mister Rogers. (Before I get jumped on, not saying he is in the same league, just that there is a dearth of such programming these days.)

yeah I was kind of picturing it being perverse and decadent. It all came out of a conversation in which it suddenly hit me "Wait a minute, this guy must have a BOATLOAD of money." Every parent in America has been buying his records for decades. Or maybe only in blue state land, idk, he's a little on the liberal side, but still. And I was just thinking it would be funny if Raffi is out there somewhere pulling up to chicks at the stoplight in his ferari, dropping lines like "Hey, you ever see a llama eating his pajamas?" And the thing is, Raffi can show you, because he has a whole herd of llamas at his ranch.

Endless feasts of ooples and banoonoos.

Btw, based on his Wiki page Raffi is a pretty cool dude but probably not down for this plan.

Beluga veal supper

raffi gets rapi

I was thinking today how if I were in the field of genetic engineering I would put 100% of my resources towards developing a creature that lives for 1000 years yet does nothing but constantly vomit and feel pain

just sitting over here thinking, guys

if we could figure out how to get the earth to rotate around the sun 10-20 times faster (can't be that hard), maybe we could make all of that happen without genetic engineering

Let's keep crut away from the lab, k?

that idea is terrible

'Cause a thousand years of emetic suffering is a worthwhile goal? It sounds like an undead old cat.

I didn't say it was worthwhile

in fact I admitted it was a terrible idea

no offense everyone, but there are some terrible ideas in this thread

haha

syria-themed blurred lines parody called "red lines"

"The Pottery" - a combination ceramics workshop / medicinal marijuana dispensary specifically for people with joint pain from rheumatoid arthritis

http://worstofehow.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/stoners_pot_palace.png

Get Blurred -- a mashup of Blurred Lines and Get Lucky in which I don't even try to make it work other than matching the tempo

We're Up All Night To Blur Lucky

You'd get Blurred Luck, wouldn't you? And it'd sound something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX-HFzk___g

A movie called "SHAME ON ICE" with the tagline "Fool me thrice...SHAME ON ICE"

irl lol

The next Star Trek movie stars Russell Brand as Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

that's almost a great idea

I think that some of the most terrible of terrible ideas are. They have that superficial gloss of "well this could be great", just like "Let's remake Wrath of Khan!".

running pop song lyrics through google translate (something wacky like English -> Urdu -> Norwegian -> Hmong -> English) and performing the corrupted songs on youtube in the style of Pomplamoose

A Scottish knock-off of the Nintendo Wii, called the Wii Shite. Followed by a knock-off of the Wii U, called the Wii U Jimmy.

http://comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/star-trek-into-darkness-mudd-and-kirk.jpg

A "re-edit" of Who's Next consisting just of extended versions of the cool keyboard parts -- so basically just the intros to Baba O'Riley and Won't Get Fooled Again and maybe the keyboard solo from Bargain.

A "perpetual breath freshener" based on the concept of 2000 Flushes (ie a freshener fixed in your mouth)

Delicious with soup

who plays "Ice" in SHAME ON ICE?

"Brooklyn" themed t-shirts that say stuff like

"I just priced my working class neighbors out of...
BROOKLYN"

xp
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb132/gunning7/mr-cool-ice-tattoo-456a1109.jpg

a conceptual "depressed guy" standup comedy routine in which I don't actually tell jokes, I just go on for my whole set complaining and moaning about how bad things are and sighing (but in the sort of "rhythm" of standup comedy), and then at the very end I suddenly become highly energized and shout "THANKS VERY MUCH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU'VE BEEN A FANTASTIC AUDIENCE!"

The Cosby show reimagined where Cliff is a lawyer and Claire is a doctor. Absolutely nothing else is changed.

hahaha