cherry pie video is sexist drivel that gives rock an awesome name
― how's life, Sunday, 11 August 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
"we were all here just playing our classy brand of innocent poofyhaircore and Warrant just comes out with these strip club guitar riffs, and starts swingin' these wild, ribald double entendres around carelessly and....I don't know, suddenly, I had to ask myself if I could be a part of this new regime. if this was where glam metal was going...I wanted out"
--anonymous guitarist, unnamed glam metal band, 1992
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 August 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
when i was a kid, I didn't really listen to lyrics much, but from the bum warming his hands by the trash can fire in the video, I figured "where the down boys go" was to a homeless camp. like on some open letter to a landlord ish.
― how's life, Sunday, 11 August 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link
see also Skid Row
― how's life, Sunday, 11 August 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link
I did an air band to Bon Jovi's deep cut "Blood on Blood" in Gr 5, when I was 10. (Do they still do those in elementary schools??) I honestly had no idea when I was mouthing the words what "Danny knew this white trash girl/We each threw in a 10/She took us to this cheap motel/And turned us into men" was describing.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 11 August 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Sunday, 11 August 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link
sounds like a sorceress
― President Keyes, Monday, 12 August 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh8MIp2FOhc
― Rocky (ku4u1u), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
ugh
― ..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link
How about "You're All I Need"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2emMdFdeXA
― how's life, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 09:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC-9NBhxTxw
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 24 August 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
Sean Morpheus 1 year agoI have such a soft spot for the 80's ballads because they show and bring out the feminine side of these supposed hard guys who make womanizing an art form. They truly inside do feel mor for and about females than just the physical. And that is where the inspiration comes for alot of this romantic stuff. Yes some of it is contrived to make money at the time, but alot is also sincere and that is admirable. Guys need to start representing our gender better and showing females how special they are.
I have such a soft spot for the 80's ballads because they show and bring out the feminine side of these supposed hard guys who make womanizing an art form. They truly inside do feel mor for and about females than just the physical. And that is where the inspiration comes for alot of this romantic stuff. Yes some of it is contrived to make money at the time, but alot is also sincere and that is admirable. Guys need to start representing our gender better and showing females how special they are.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 24 August 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=219aiv7ZLiY
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 24 August 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuKPTtyrXY0
I still lol at them going "industrial"
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 24 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
Best tune selection itt of any ilm thread
― firelance photographer (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 August 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
I always wondered what music you were into and now we know
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 24 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
I aint been hidin
― firelance photographer (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
it all makes sense now you going from hair metal ballads to chris de burgh
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 24 August 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
the TKO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iug0X6cJDDM
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 August 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link
Silent Lucidity sounds to me more like a Pink Floyd The Wall rip than a true 80s power ballad.
― earlnash, Sunday, 25 August 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
Ha, I kept trying to make that point on this thread.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 25 August 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:54 (nine years ago) link
just made an entire playlist comprising only songs ITT
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 July 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link
strangely i kinda think Steven Tyler's entire power ballad style during their 1987-1993 comeback period was a straight rip from Easy Like Sunday Morning.
― omar little, Friday, 13 July 2018 00:45 (five years ago) link
Crying by Aerosmith is the worst offender.
― Dinsdale, Saturday, 14 July 2018 05:59 (five years ago) link
Journey "Open Arms"Michael Bolton "That's What Love Is All About"Survivor "The Search Is Over"Five For Fighting "Superman"Bob Segar "Mainstreet"Kid Rock "Only God Knows Why"Hinder "Better Than Me"Nickleback "If Everyone Cared"
― billstevejim, Saturday, 14 July 2018 06:30 (five years ago) link
so that's a list of bad songs.
the following are good songs:Silent LucidityLove SongLove BitesThe FlameI Want To Know What Love IsHeaven
― billstevejim, Saturday, 14 July 2018 06:35 (five years ago) link
The best Aerosmith power ballad besides "Dream On" is either "Angel" or "What It Takes" (not counting "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" since they didn't write it).
― billstevejim, Saturday, 14 July 2018 06:37 (five years ago) link
What It Takes, sure.
Angel.....naaaaw
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link
otm
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 14 July 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 July 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link
"Angel" is the definition of garbaggio.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 July 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link
i enjoy its cheesy bombast but the strings veer towards dentist-drill levels of shrill
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link
I'm pretty partial to "Amazing" tbrr
― bedraggled vorticist (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:48 (five years ago) link
zach classon 1 year ago
I remember in 5th grade I painted a picture of Surprise Attack in art class and i got an F cause i guess "there was nudity" cause the girls boobs hung out a bit but i gave myself an A on it:)
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 7:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 06:39 (four years ago) link
so anyway let's talk about COOL power ballads or just ballads in general
the new shit on my sleepytime playlist...and you can judge it as shit or praise it, idgaf!
Richard Marx - Hold Onto the Nights (THE SOMETHING I'D BEEN LOOKING FOR IS RIIIIIGHT THEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE)Peabo Bryson - If Ever You're in My Arms Again (THIS TIMEEEE I KNOW IT'S FOREVERRR)James Ingram - I Don't Have the Heart (*mega high falsetto at the end*)Expose - I'll Never Get Over You (GETTIN OOOOVVVAAAAH MEEEE)Queensryche - Open Road (this is Todd La Torre era, but serioussssly this song rules)Laura Branigan - How Am I Supposed to Live Without You? (say Bolton, u die)Nina - Foolish Heart (I like her version better than Steve Perry's!)Cutting Crew - I've Been in Love Before (dude says "eyes" weird)Phil Collins - Groovy Kind of Love (here come the FPs I'm sure)
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 06:44 (four years ago) link
Dio - Shame on the NightAnn Wilson and Mike Reno - Almost ParadiseDef Leppard - Bringing on the Heartbreak
― I Met Mr. Mathis (I M Losted), Sunday, 31 July 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link
nowwww we’re talking Neando & Losted your lists is almost all my faves!Every Time You Go Away - Hall & OatesNever Gonna Let You Go - Sergio MendesAfter All - Cher & Peter CeteraNever Surrender - Corey HartShe’s Like the Wind - Patrick SwayzeHeaven in Your Eyes - LoverboyI Saw Red - WarrantI Remember You - Skid Row The price - Twisted SisterBallad of Jane - LA GunsLove Song - Tesla
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 July 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link
i kind of hate Paul Young’s version of Every Time, Daryl just sings it so much better than that square deadeyed limey imo
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 July 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link
Shit I read that as "best and worst", those are some of my favorites.
I can't find a thread for best hard rock and metal ballads...
― I Met Mr. Mathis (I M Losted), Tuesday, 2 August 2022 09:53 (one year ago) link
ok what i've been playing lately on sleepytime playlist which doesn't work because i don't sleep well anymore
Alias - More Than Words Can SaySheriff - When I'm With You (yes yes I know same singer on both of them)Firehouse - Love of a Lifetime (hate away)Steelheart - I'll Never Let You Go
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 September 2022 05:14 (one year ago) link