Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

Plus an angry black bear lives in Islam Conversion's turban.

(Or in Militant Homosexuality's butt. I can't tell which.)

Militant homosexuality copping a feel there

"You see, children, there are different types of critical thinking: Athiest, Christian, and Sorcery, to name just a few."

not the first time on this thread, but i'm offended! in several different ways! it is kind of fun to read all the labels though. nice to get so many all shoved together, and how surprising to see islamic conversion and atheism cuddling so happily.

They both like to roll th' bones.

Damn critical thinking, this is what it gets ya

Where do I get me an 'Atheism rules' t-shirt?

fuck that I want the whole image on a t-shirt in full color

I believe that's 'bonkie' the evolution mascot back there.

Haha, I've only just noticed the rather serious monkey.

SORCERY???? Are they trying to shoot their point down?

Fucking predatory witches, cruising by the schoolyards in their flying chariots -- STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN.

I see that drugs are no longer a major concern.

Crack's worn a bit thin, and the inner-city kids have moved on to crystal balls and gowns with stars and moons on. jesus, don't you read the papers?

from blessedcause.org:

Samantha's mom wrote her a note to "opt out" of the 7th grade Islam course. When Samantha handed her teacher the note, the teacher became angry, held up the note and shouted at the class, "Is there anyone else!?"

Is there ANYONE FUCKING ELSE? I'm sorry I meant IS THERE ANYONE. FUCKING. ELSE. !?

http://www.blessedcause.org/Righteous%20Out/Pharoa3.jpg
Close runner-up to the crucifixion scene; definitely batshit.

visual metaphor parsing error: does not compute

Eh?

Should Atheism Rules and Atheist Critical Thinking both be in the same cartoon? This kid needs to work harder coming up with bogeymen - not to mention the dependency on dubious movements like Sorcery. Schools everywhere are getting forced into teaching creationism as a scientific theory, that's fine, but no school anywhere caves to the sorceror lobby and suddenly it's a national crisis.

The Egypt one makes NO sense. Does this guy not understand that in the Bible story, Moses and the Pharaoh are on different sides? It's kind of key. They might as well just start taking illustrated Bible stories and firing a label-maker randomly all over the page.

still the whip of atheist critical thinking

Does this guy not understand that in the Bible story, Moses and the Pharaoh are on different sides

No, Moses is down here in the corner Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style. And so he's parting the waters to lead them little children away from them Islamists and gays.

To be honest, I think YOU are the one who doesn't get it. And I'm not just talking about the sorcerist lobby which you conveniently deny. I'm also talking about all the talking monkeys teaching in our schools nowadays.

The snail and the starfish seem fairly nonplussed at the goings-on.

http://www.blessedcause.org/images/edugod3.gif

SORCERY FUN!

I'm guessing the sorcery thing is some kind of anti-Harry Potter rant

Y'see, these are the guys that Chris Hedges talks about

Wish there were "sorcery fun" classes when I was in school!!

also pharaoh/moses appears to be a roman charioteer, which bugs me as well . must be because that guy has avoided being struck by "CRITICAL THINKING".

No, Moses is down here in the corner Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style. And so he's parting the waters to lead them little children away from them Islamists and gays.

Right, but... the only figure seen traveling through the parted waters is Pharaoh's Public Schools (represented as a Roman charioteer, admittedly) - while the waters themselves represent the similarly EVIL "Convert" and "Gay Pride." So is Pharaoh parting the waters for himself? I'd say I wish there was a label on whatever it is that's causing the chariot wreck, but inevitably it would be a used copy of SORCERY FUN. Ooooooof. Between this guy and the one who does the furryesque, motto-laden politician portraits, it's been a pretty good hunt lately.

Setting aside the batshit vision of educational content, I also wonder about this person's grasp of educational policy. Why is it, for example, that TAXES are what keep the children from fleeing to their beloved CHRISTIAN SCHOOL and HOME SCHOOL? And if they are stuck there, why is there a VACANCY on the door? Maybe the tattoo on DEPT OF EDUCATION's bicep holds a clue, but as far as I can tell it says "EDUGRODE" which isn't very illuminating. It's a shame this artist seems to be kind of a one-issue nut - surely the grim spectre of CRITICAL THINKING has infected other sectors of our once-great nation? It's such a great bludgeon, in any case; any time someone raises concerns about your work - any kind of concerns! - you can claim they've been corrupted by CRITICAL THINKING...

Jumping back above, I love how a single man is both NEA and CALIF DEPT OF EDUCATION. Meanwhile, MILITANT HOMOSEXUALITY is even groping the crucified BODY OF CHRIST, which oddly enough looks very little like any depiction I've ever seen of the BODY OF CHRIST. Isn't it customary in these cartoons to take easily recognizable images with strong metaphorical impact and then label them with something other than what they'd normally be? BODY OF CHRIST is a little on the nose, don't you think?

Wow, that guy.

"Maybe the tattoo on DEPT OF EDUCATION's bicep holds a clue, but as far as I can tell it says "EDUGRODE" which isn't very illuminating"

I think it's EDUGODS. Because, like science and Darwinism, education is just another kind of religion that worships thunderbolt throwing Greek gods. And where are those Greek gods now, eh?

Two months later, why not have another "I can't understand why black people can say words Don Imus can't" strip?

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ivory tower conspiracists lol

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Note: in Hell, black people still dress "street", backwards cap, tshirt & all

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WTF is in this regard to? the saudis? any general middle-eastern country where they obviously all dress like saudis?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/6176_thumb.gif

wau wau

hahaha omg. That's off the map.

I don't even get it - native american women are selling all their casinos and opening restaurants?

i think the setup is supposed to be that you think "wow those NM's are really well off, eating in a fancy restaurant and all" and then the punchline is that they OWN the restaurant.

Cartoonist clearly has no idea how many resaurants end up as failed business ventures -- very expensive ones. Owning a restaurant is no guarantee of solvency, in fact rather the opposite.

yeah still not funny.

ok that native american one is totally off the charts

HEY GUY COME VISIT BROWNING WITH ME AND WE WILL HANG OUT ON BLACKFOOT REZ WHERE EVERYONE HAS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOU FUCK

srsly my head is going to explode. i think the most impoverished counties in america are still largely on western reservations (ie not foxwoods)

I figgered it was all those fireworks sales makin the injuns rich

You could use that picture of Osama at the end of pretty much all these cartoons.

thats the guy who does celebrity puppetry right? what a fucking tool

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon674.jpg

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haha okay I laughed at the faithmouse giuliani one

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no fine asses no credibility