The best of Marc Loi : Facebook Feminist

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oh wait that's just because I resized my browser. hah.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

wtf happened to lfam's first post in this thread

deej, Thursday, 22 February 2007 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

Did Marc Loi just jump the shark into self parody, back from self parody, and into extreme self parody?

I wonder if I can make $.24 more per hour as a stay at home dad.

mh, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

we had aone of these in all my womens studies classes ... the other dude who always made me look better

bb, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

my ascii art is broken!

lfam, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
For a guy who self-identifies as a feminist, I willfully ignore this stuff to a crazy degree.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, April 13, 2007 11:20 PM (4 minutes ago)

am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

I just spit Tab all over my copy of Sexual Personae after reading that!

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 14 April 2007 06:30 (twelve years ago) link

haha, Tab, the Marc Loi of cola.

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 14 April 2007 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Game over, you lose.
by Marc Loi

You were the one for me.
You were my destiny.
I loved you more than life itself.
I prioritized you over everyone else.
It's too bad you never understood
I loved you as much as I could.
I talked about you night and day.
Too bad all those feelings have gone away.
All I wanted was to feel your warm embrace
And gaze at your pretty face.
I waited for you on my hands and knees.
Now that I am gone- you will see?
Though I wanted to be with you at any cost,
Our game of love just ended... and you've lost.

lfam, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.tcultra.com/images/wow_logo.gif

Fetchboy, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

when writing love poem always work in the word "prioritized"

dmr, Friday, 6 July 2007 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

this thread is still amazing

deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

i often think of linking ppl i know 'irl' to it but remember that i dont want them estalking me

deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

when writing love poem always work in the word "prioritized"

AMIRITE

lfam, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

maybe if mr. loi had been more of a macho jerk she would have fucked him

lfam, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

maybe if mr. loi's poetry didn't suck shit, she would have found him less pathetic.

the table is the table, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

i often think of linking ppl i know 'irl' to it but remember that i dont want them estalking me

I've posted the screengrabs on those redneck football boards i go to. Lotsa laughs.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

i mean really, this is the poem he should have given her. kid knows his shit:

BUG POEM
by Cedar David Van Tassel (a four year old)

Buggy buggies
Come to me
For I'll find a home for you.

It will not be cold
It will not be hot
It will be moist.

It will be not too hot
and not too cold.
For I will be nice to bugs.

We don't mind bugs here.
There's no vegetables we don't grow.
We already have food to sell.

We cannot be angry for bugs.

Good bye bugs.
I'll see you later.

the table is the table, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

IT WILL NOT BE COLD
IT WILL NOT BE HOT
IT WILL BE MOIST

the table is the table, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

speaking of football player photos

SPRING BREAAKK...

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v19/113/48/4304372/n4304372_30162413_830.jpg

the table is the table, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

Those Manning boys are something else.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i20154

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

Over a cup of coffee last night, I spoke with a friend who will soon as graduate school as a chemist and eventually pursuit her doctorate.

I made the comment that she wasn't like other female college students, who would either finish college and get married or enter into fields that are traditionally female.

-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, October 2, 2006 1:50 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

dear tombot:

i will sing this ned-style over one of yr beats fyi

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

acronym humour

xpost

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

"If it weren't inappropriate, I'd get you and every woman here Plan B for Christmas".

Still makes my head hurt.

Pashmina, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

I miss Marc Loi, is he still on facebook?

mh, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hahaahahaa

and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

megaroffles

latebloomer, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

"those guys"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9612/27/gay.tv/seinfeld.lrg.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

I had a moment of intense cognitive dissonance when I saw Marc use the phrase "get less play"

mh, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

more like Marc Ploy amirite

latebloomer, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

he calls his professor "ma'am"??????

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i14128

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

Bush intended to go on with the tribute to President Ford, but was cut short when a frantic Snow entered the studio, turned off the microphone and pulled him out.

The damage, however, had already been made.

and what, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

In a related story, the White House announced today it will adopt Britney Spears' rendition of "Oops, I Did It Again," to chronicle the blunders of the Bush saga.

"We'll have a team of Secret Service agents who'll follow him," Snow said. "Every time he makes a mistake, they'll start singing 'Oops, I Did It Again.'"

The Bush staff, it is reported, is getting extremely tired of the song.

and what, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

loird custos

and what, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

it's a SPOOF!!!!!!

s1ocki, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol george bush

deej, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo-red.gif
Kayla, look! I've stopped!

and what, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

Was Marc Loi the model for the globe?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 27 September 2007 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.sokutsu.com/IMG/jpg/krillin.jpg
Jon, he was clearly the model for DragonballZ Krillin.

Peej, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

Kidding...just the Pez dispenser.
http://www.snowcrest.net/tina/dragonball-z.JPG

Peej, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

hey is that a dude from new jersey next to him?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 27 September 2007 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/marcstorch.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

"there IS feminist porn, you know"

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

hey is that a dude from new jersey next to him?

yea i saw that guy on the path :[

sleep, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

I am so in deep shit if Marc Loi ever finds this thread

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

i found marc loi's linkedin (i will not link in), possibly, though it has different years for his college times. I am currently a speechwriter for a 3-star U.S. Navy Command in Washington, D.C. he's all grown up now.

forensic plumber (harbl), Saturday, 7 September 2019 17:37 (five months ago) link

was reminded of this dude last week when I was looking at questions I'd answered on a dating site some years ago
"are you a feminist?"
(yes is checked)

I'd made a note about not going around mentioning it all the time because of how insufferable guys who do are

must have encountered some loi content around the time I wrote it

sigh

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:05 (five months ago) link

yeah i never really felt comfortable outright calling myself a feminist on a dating profile. but given how important it seems to be for women to mention it in their profiles, maybe they do want to see it? i have no idea. i settled on just putting "ally" in a list of other "things i am"

i had a good laff one with a woman i met on a site who showed me an unsolicited dick pic from a d00d who mentioned bell hooks no less than 3 times on his profile

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:58 (five months ago) link

did his bell hook?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 9 September 2019 22:24 (five months ago) link

To the left

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 22:34 (five months ago) link

as a matter of fact..

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Monday, 9 September 2019 22:39 (five months ago) link


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