Ask A Drunk has Exploded

I swear I wrote a really interesting response to the above. but it seems to have disappeared.

My good deed for the day.

I love that story. "Who told you you were naked?"

It's a little known fact that sewing was invented at the dawn of mankind because one fig leaf wasn't enough. After being told that she would have pain in childbirth, Eve avoided Adam but she was a heavy sleeper and here we are.

*drops trousers*

KA BOOM!

Eve has an automatic disadvantage by being Adam's rib.

I mean REALLY.

Adam may have been a prototype whereas Eve was the finished product.

Lilith has survived through millennia. She lives in my ex-wife, her mother, and my daughter.

You know, Michael, sometimes I suspect that you make things up.
I think I know why you do it...

YOU LIKE TO SEE FOOLS LIKE ME FLOP AROUND LIKE A CARP ON THE BANK!!

I hate you.

Is it true...that in England...the sun sets in the east?

(Don't be silly, Zen, that's just Linkey's perspective.)

Hey, Porl, think you and I could 'hoist a few' perhaps at Matt's frog bar?

(Don't be silly, Zen. No noble Englishman would want to be seen with you. Not in your wildest dreams.)

Isn't life strange.

(No, no you're not...You're an idiot infected by the Moody Blues.)

I'm not a knight in white satin?

(Zen. You are drunk.)

So? Ask me a question.

(Is Timothy Leary dead?)

Not in my mind. Next question.

KA....ZONK!!

Isn't life strange.

can't believe we missed the 10-year anniversary of HI DERE

Kapow!

I ducked, but too late. The shrapnel will be lodged in my body forever.