What Is The Longest You Have Gone Without A Wank?

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Soul destroying is a pretty ambiguous term in this context, but I presume you mean soul destroying in a Thom Yorke rather than a James Brown sort of way.

Still, at least you had an orgasm while you're soul was being destroyed.

― Ronan, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Look at you with your 'you're'/'your' tomfoolery.

― N., Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Fuck it, I did their/there this morning aswell. I never did these things until I found ILE you know?

― Ronan, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I wouldn't want to ruin my image by not commenting on this thread. The longest I can remember is 12 days, and was the result of a bout of eczema, rather than will(y) power. When I was skiing a couple of weeks ago I went five days without one, without any reason, which is certainly the modern day record. My theory is that I was so completely exhausted (being an unfit, inexperienced skiier) that anything that wasn't an essential function of continuing to exist was shut down by my body. By the time I started again I was notable better at skiing. There's a moral in their somewhere.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Allybot will last a long time as her typing appendages never frequent her life hole. You can keep Allybot for years of pleasant posting and tartery!

I'm going to post this on my fridge.

― Ally, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I realised yesterday that I hadn't thought about sex all weekend. Then wondered what was wrong with me.

― Ally C, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

six months pass...

Allybot will last a long time as her typing appendages never frequent her life hole. You can keep Allybot for years of pleasant posting and tartery!

fantastic! i came across this while looking for the ski resort called "wank" ...no, seriously! somewhere in Germany. Anyway Mark C this could be the ideal place for you to improve your skiing.

And to answer the question at hand (so to speak) frequency of self manipulation depends on frequency of group activities... they have an inversely proportional relationship.

― William G, Monday, 26 August 2002 07:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...

I think during Basic Training I probably went three or four weeks.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 June 2003 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

you'd think the military would schedule it in or something

― ryan (ryan), Monday, 16 June 2003 02:42 (twenty years ago) link

same thing for me, though really it was more like five weeks. the thing was I was EPO for my company and so whoever was doing 'sentry' would be right by my freaking bed most of the time.

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 16 June 2003 04:59 (twenty years ago) link

so¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 16 June 2003 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

12 years.
Somebody should change the thread title so it doesn't scare off da laydeez.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 June 2003 05:44 (twenty years ago) link

4 weeks. strict catholic upbringing had convinced me that it was evil. and i'd heard that you can break any habit in 6 weeks. so when i was 15 i managed, by force of will alone, not to wank for 4 weeks. then i did. it was pretty upsetting when i realised i'd have to start counting up from 0 weeks again.

― pete b. (pete b.), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

Oh, ILX was such an innocent place in its early days, ha ha ha...

(thank god for the Random function on endless, boring Friday afternoons.)

― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link

But Kate, tell us, how long?

Seriously...

Personally I find the whole custom a bit... I rather not know how long people have gone without a wank (or with a wank). It's just TMI all the way, y'know.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, I just think it's funny - the male answers compared to female answers (i.e. that there are almost none of the latter, and how forthright the former are).

― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I know. I realize that the guys are right. Who cares. I mean, it's ~~probably~~ a fun thing to do but then I'm a girl and I don't need a mental pic of Ronan (or any other guy) wanking away into oblivion.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I think it is actually physiologically different for males, like they generate so much sperm that they need to get rid of it. Men who wank every day get prostate cancer less, or something like that.

I don't think there's a similar thing for ladybits, though. I mean, we only produce our gametes once a month, so there's no build up.

― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I, however, do need a mental pic of Ronan wanking away into oblivion to achieve climax.

― Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

What's an oblivion? Don't we use tissues and sinks and buckets and the coffee machine at work anymore?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I think socks were the preferred receptacle, going by another thread that really doesn't need to be revived.

― onimo (onimo), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Longtemps je me suis branlé de bonne heure.

― Marcel Proust (Revivalist), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Socks? Maybe I should take up sock knitting! Actually no, I don't. Maybe you're right, Kate, but I also think we are just raised differently.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the thought of doing it every day makes me queasy.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

...and dry most probably

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

23 days, in summer 2004. two successive summer-camps, and you don't wank on summer-camp. then i realised i was on for a decent abstinence so i kept it going for another 4 days.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

waht summer camp? like scouts?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the few times i've gone more than 1-2 weeks in my semi-adult life, my sex dreams grew more vivid and intense and i wound up having wet dreams again, it was scary and gross and like, 'i have to go through this again?!' though of course, the answe is 'no,' and the problem was/ is easily solved.

i'm curious: how often do you wank when/ if you have a boy/girlfriend?

i live with my girl and we have sex kind of regularly -- still in the first year of living together, and it's 3-4 x/ week. but i still jerk off on average 3 times a week, on top of that...

shit, i think i'm a pervert! ohhhhhh no.

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no, one was a 2-week classical greek summer-school, and the other was an extra-curricular (i.e. interesting, non-academic intellectual activities by day and fun (although equally stimulating) games/hikes/projects by evening and a mid-week trip to a local place of interest) week-long residential get-together for about 30 or so 'bright' children. it was my favourite week of the year for about 9 years running! xpost

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm curious: how often do you wank when/ if you have a boy/girlfriend?

as much as when i don't. that's all i have to say on the subject.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

What, Never?

(getting all Gilbert and Sullivan once again)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

3 Hot Little Maids From School Part 17

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i've probably gone about a month, before. i usually go about a week or so in between.

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm kinda surprised anybody counts the days

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.matthewhunt.com/taboo/paysagefautif.jpg

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow, you too?

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark, OKAY OKAY, I don't masturbate (much).

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 13 January 2007 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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