JOHN CUSACK Y

"i'd let my chick"

actually serendipity is rendered vaguely classic by Walken showing up out of nowhere with boxes of reels at the end

of course I was just kind of desperate for anything not totally lame to happen at that point so prob. biased

oh paul rudd you are like a younger so therefore more attractive jon cusack

what are you implying jess, that i dont have complete control over my nonexistent girlfriend??

can i watch?

id let my chick do paul rudd, but not john cusack

-- max, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:59 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah this is essentially how it breaks down

paul rudd OR john cusack couldn't even DO your chick, do you people even know how fish work

ok guys let's not lose the plot of this poll, ok.

actually serendipity is rendered vaguely classic by Walken showing up out of nowhere with boxes of reels at the end

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 3:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

isn't that 'america's sweethearts'?

good point! belay that.

I'm nearly a Cusack completist, but have never seen Identity, Con Air, or America's Sweethearts (notably dissed by schef). Don't you ppl fucking read reviews first?

High Fidelity will be snubbed, too close for comfort for Men of ILX.

I think of Sure Thing/Say Anything/Grosse Pte/Hi Fid as the JC ManBoy Coming of Age Tetralogy.

that's nice.

also v v gross.

i mean, "manboy," ugh.

what are you trying to do to me?

w/o being an actual bro like paul rudd

This is an excellent point. I think Cusack is probably a lot like his High Fidelity character, all being an asshole to his friends except when he's single for a few days.

WHY DON'T YOU BOYS JUST START YOUR OWN "PAUL RUDD V JOHN CUSACK" POLL IF YOU ALL FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT THIS

wouldn't you be an asshole to your friends if your friends were jack black and moby, tho?

oh ain't seen Natty Gann either.

Serendipity is about as bad as I ever wanna see from him.

There is a diff meaning of man-boy as a NOUN, you doity-minded girl. You know a 28-year-old who acts 15 (again, ILX).

jack black and moby are kind of like the only friends I have that I'm NOT an asshole to

OMG WHERE IS ONE CRAZY SUMMER ARRRRHH ALLY WTF

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Serendipity (fyi this is the worst movie ever made)"

OTM OTM

REDO POLL

Nevermind about Paul Rudd (although I wish we hung out weekly), I'm just talking about Cusack sketchiness.

hahaha i'm not being dirty, morbius. i just don't like a word like "manboy." i also don't like it when kenan says "vagina." i'm picky.

really the best part of high fidelity is the fantasy scene where they beat the crap out of tim robbins.

yes

Hated book, refuse to see movie.

wait someone start tim robbins poll

otm xposts

(about robbins-beating)

the movie is like a million times more tolerable than the book actually (NB this is not true if you can't stand jack black)

POLL: WOULD YOU FUCK TIM ROBBINS?

Y
N
ONLY IF SUSAN SARANDON WATCHED

i voted TTRL

High Fidelity will be snubbed, too close for comfort for Men of ILX

wau

can i just fuck susan sarandon instead y/n

srsly

also i cannot stand jack black at all but can tolerate high fidelity the movie.

jack black is actually my least favorite person ever, possibly.

wouldn't you be an asshole to your friends if your friends were jack black and moby, tho?

Also Teh Piv.

Hated book, refuse to see movie.

The film is a million times better than the book.

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8633/lolsayanythingxo8.jpg

btw Cusack ripped Robbins a new a-hole in press for supporting Nader in 2000. So yes, he's probably a jerk.

Hated book, refuse to see movie.

HiFid Film is different ... but probably not different enough.

Actually, nice ILX guys remind me of Todd Louiso (the shrinking, recessive clerk in HiFid).

jimmy teh mod brings up an intersting point.

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nice ILX guys

who is this? tuomas?

High Fidelity is sort of gross but I do always watch it when it's on TV

I voted Tapeheads not just because it is my favorite movie ever dreamed up but also because that one part he reaches out the window (driver side!) of a moving vehicle and grabs a beer. Also because he dances more in that movie than in any other. That I've seen.

jesus stop xposting you assholes

i'm not sure i find jack black more unwatchable or nick hornby more unreadable

am i the only one who sees john cusack and sometimes thinks 'fourth Beastie'? is it the hair and sunken cheeks? the Ione connection?

wait, where is City Hall?

Beastie Goy

and what of that classic, The Jack Bull?

THIS IS MY VLOG NOW

(I forgot that the same guy did one of my favorite obscure genre movies of the last couple decades.)

Dylan Moran? xp

I remember I liked Maps to the Stars a lot, I wonder if there will be more or fewer of these Hollywood's-dark-underbelly type films in the post-Weinstein scandal world or if they'll take a different approach

xp

i actually don't even know his name

but it's this fella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBPkPr9izAY

just did a complete 180 and went to shit

There's an old Hollywood maxim that you can only play what you're offered. And when he was a medium-wattage movie star, when it came to producing his own stuff it eventually ended with the very underwhelming War, Inc.

Anyway the guy had a p decent run for 20 years beginning in '85. I didn't like the films that Cronenberg and Spike Lee cast him in, but as long as he's on the radar of guys like that he should be OK for character parts.

Obama describes Lula in his new memoir as "having the scruples of a Tammany Hall boss."

— Benjamin Fogel (@BenjaminFogel) November 18, 2020

Just like a neoliberal - the arrogance is staggering.
What kind of scruples does a man have who authorized a drone assassination policy have ?- u say due process ?
Nah -Just have to use a magic word ‘Terror ‘ & you can have assassination Tuesday’s at White House -

— John Cusack (@johncusack) November 19, 2020