― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link
SO I just went to Trader Joe's and bought (for t-giving): smoked salmon, smoked trout, muenster and gouda, crackers, olives, and six bottles of wine, including a nice French rose. I don't think the miserable pilgrims had access to Trader Joe's.
― andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― do knut (donut), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link
Yeah, I guess it could be. The only time I've had venison is when my dad used to go bow hunting and would sometimes bag a deer, so I just don't anticipate getting venison anytime soon.
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― do knut (donut), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad.
This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't feel like everyone else should have to.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will.
Get over it.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed. I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is" -ever.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it. I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male.
If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child. It takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American.
But that's tough.
Ted Nugent
― andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.thejump.net/humor/deer-thief.jpg
― do knut (donut), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link
car + deer = you're fucked.
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link
Miss Misery - have you seen the movie Straight Story?
― Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link
PILGRIM & INDIAN GAY LUV!!
― andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Okay, I typed in fucking 'cornucopia' and this is what I got... WTF?
― andy --, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link
Apple sausage stuffingSherry-soaked cranberry sauce
Did anyone else see that the creator of Stove Top stuffing just died? Perfect timing (as far as deaths go).
Also, for a chance of pace, one might try deep frying the turkey. I know several folks who swear by it (though I have no idea what they do with the grease at the end).
Question: will NPR do their annual Thanksgiving chefs-bring-food thing, now that Bob Edwards is gone?
― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link
Hmmm, I dunno, I enjoyed hearing Martha Stewart read Grandma Stamberg's cranberry sauce recipe, though.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link
*coughs* I referred to the dove and hedgehog digressions in particular, immediately preceding my post.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link
He will owe me a baby for this.
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 November 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link
this beer has pumpkin in it.
happy thxgiving!
― 'you' vs. 'city hall' FITE (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 24 November 2005 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 November 2005 05:07 (eighteen years ago) link
Re the gregariousness, it doesn't matter if I am mute, dumb and etc., the tag-team couple visitors have a well-rehearsed shtick which proceeds be ears deaf or not. The kind of talkers who don't even pause long enough to hear you say "oh...?" nor look to a nod of the head for approval to coninue.
― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 24 November 2005 05:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link
The 26-year-old woman and 11-year-old girl were apparently hurt by the debris. They were in stable condition at the Bellevue Hospital emergency room, said hospital administrator Peter Schectman. The nature of their injuries was not immediately known.
"It happened so fast," said parade spectator Karim Simmons, of Queens. "I said, 'Oh, my God!' It dropped like a rock."
The circumstances were an echo of a 1997 accident, when two people were seriously injured when 45 mph winds forced a "Cat in the Hat" balloon into a metal pole on Central Park West.
Officials then set guidelines that would limit the use of balloons if wind threatened to be too strong.
Parade organizers were given the go-ahead to use the balloons this year, but ordered them tethered on shorter lines because of some moderate breezes at the parade's start.
It was not immediately clear if wind played a factor in this year's accident, which involved the "M&Ms" balloon.
Among those watching was 85-year-old Ron Kahn, who took pictures while perching on a ladder.
"This is wonderful. It's part of New York," Kahn said.
Sayra Hernandez watched from a side street with her son, Lucas, 4, sitting on her shoulders.
"It seems better on TV, maybe more glamorous, not this hectic," said Hernandez, 30, of Manhattan. "But the smile on my kid's face is priceless."
(edited for clarity)
― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link
bottom layer: thin slices of blue potato and sweet potatonext layer: saute of onion, garlic, chickpeas, eggplant cubes, parsnip cubes, turnip cubesnext layer: thin slices of portobella mushroomsnext layer: another saute layernext layer: another potato layertop layer: toasted bread crumbs
I'll bake it and let you know how it turns out. It might suckkk.
― The Obligatory Trencherman, Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 24 November 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link
Four days of Thanksgiving calzones were capped off by Thanksgiving ramen *fire emoji*
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 27 November 2023 18:58 (four months ago) link
How to live
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 November 2023 19:21 (four months ago) link
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG.IElutMPQTYSx3psCdBrT?pid=ImgGn
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:12 (four months ago) link
ILE-branded ramen to pay for hosting, would support
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:31 (four months ago) link
otm
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:47 (four months ago) link
step 2: somehow tie in w everything bagel seasoningstep 3: profit
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:48 (four months ago) link