Weird Animals

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good, the concept of a fellow ILXor appearing on my turf was hurting my brane.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

(I mean, it's the only novelty I have, and a crappy one at that, but still!)

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I thought that was my novelty!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

(ahem, aussies!)

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Starfish are weird; they're like some kind of space-alien creature. They pry apart oyster shells and then they turn their own stomachs inside-out and pull them through their mouths into the oyster shells to digest their prey before ingesting them.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

quokkas are kinda weird, like a cross between a rat, a wallaby and a meerkat

gem (trisk), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

hmmmm how do you post pics in here, is it not url ??

gem (trisk), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

You can just type the http, but with and 'i' at the start: ihttp://www.etcetera

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

That doesn't lead anywhere, by the way.

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ooooh tricky

http://www.abrolhosbat.com.au/images/quokka_small.jpg

gem (trisk), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

WE R HARKORE, PH3AR OUR MONSTROUS BEASTIES. OK THEY LOOK ALL CUTE AND FURRY BUT THEY BITX0R!!!!!!!!
-- Trayce (trayc...), January 16th, 2004.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 August 2004 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.minbu.connectfree.co.uk/woman_w.jpg

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 2 August 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post hey quokkas are pretty menacing, don't you know that if you leave food laying around uncovered they come into your rotto cottage at night and steal it. and they leave little calling cards for unwitting midnight toilet-goers to step in.

gem (trisk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.calstatela.edu/faculty/eviau/edit557/oceans/patty/pgulper.gif

These eels freak me the fark out.

In fact all those weirdy deep-sea creatures do. How do we know they're not aliens or something!?

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

good point trayce

http://www.abc.net.au/science/ocean/monsters/img/squid.jpg

gem (trisk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

because, duh, there's no water in space.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

AAWWAUURGHH GIANT SQUIDS *shudder*

The elusive giant squid is one of the world's largest animals, reaching a length of up to 60 feet. It is the largest known invertebrate in the world. The giant squid is a mollusk and is member of the cephalopod class, which includes the octopus and other squids. Very little is known about these mysterious animals because none have been seen alive in the wild. Most of what we know about them comes from the bodies of dead squid that have washed ashore or been pulled up in fishermen's nets. These animals are carnivores, and will eat just about anything they can catch.

(from http://www.seasky.org/monsters/sea7a1a.html)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread reminds me of at least half a dozen ween albums.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.ecobeach.com.au/photos/ph_bilby.jpg

bilbies are also kinda strange lookin' critters

gem (trisk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

They are sexual marathon runners - they can go at it for over 24 hours.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

who saw the shark thing on abc on saturday night - apparently sharks have two penises! (how sad is my social life)

gem (trisk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

It's sea cucumbers that spew their inner organs to confuse predators. Crehzay!

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://divaboo.info/

max, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha, one of the animals on that site is called pink fairy armadillo! Most unintentionally gay animal name ever?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 11:46 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

awesome. I mean horrifying. Well all of the good ones are somewhere in between.

How about this little cutie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giant_isopod.jpg

Ralph, Waldo, Emerson, Lake & Palmer (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

oops what did I do wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giant_isopod.jpg

Ralph, Waldo, Emerson, Lake & Palmer (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

when we've killed all of the better-tasting animals in the ocean they're going to wind up selling those things at red lobster.

DONKEY CANCER in action (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf is the point of that fish? What's its evolutionary comparative advantage?

baaderonixx, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Its eyes are less vulnerable.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Coelocanths! Extant from the age of the dinosaurs!

A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76pJAua1lgY

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Friday, 2 April 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

aw I want a fruit bat!

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Saturday, 3 April 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

that brain fish thing is awesome!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 3 April 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

That fish...he is so full of wisdom

SUPER USA (╓abies), Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

aw, that hog thing upthread! I just want to take a pair of machete-sized nail clippers and trim off those curly horns so they don't get all gross and ingrown. does anyone have the hog's contact info?

broa super (unregistered), Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost - by the looks of it, see-thru fish doesn't have much of a brain to store wisdom in. it'd sure be embarrassing if people could judge your intelligence just by peering into your skull. poor fish looks pretty humiliated about it imho.

broa super (unregistered), Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

xp

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2010/03/knitted_babirusa.php

that's the latest in a series of articles about the BABIRUSA

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

also since the babirusa contains the words USA in its name - I vote we kill off the bald eagle and make the babirUSA our national animal

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.yopress.com/images/posts/halloween-06/cat.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Regardless, in those babirusas with spiralling tusks, some authors say that, if the animal lives long enough, the tusks grow fatally into the face

ouch!

broa super (unregistered), Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

If you can get past the (IMO very gross) surfeit of limbs, these poorly named tadpole shrimps have some very weird reproductive strategies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucm-ds2DA58

Temple of Selune Gomez (Leee), Saturday, 3 February 2024 05:04 (two months ago) link

surinam toads...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 10:32 (two months ago) link

Wonderful

willem, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 17:05 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Caecilians: not just the dick newts of the animal kingdom: their babies eat pays off their mothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc5Yt7tF910

Selune Gomez (Leee), Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:28 (one month ago) link

*pieces of

Selune Gomez (Leee), Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:28 (one month ago) link


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