I don't think he's a very good film reviewer at all, but listening is a ritual.
― Alba, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I quite like it when he fills in as film critic for the Observer, if only because he's a lot better than Phillip "give the whole fucking plot away, why don't you" French.
― chap, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Happy birthday Mark Kermode! A bouncing 45 today!
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess Kermode and Lamarr will be fighting over the last skiffle box set in the shop.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link
it's funny this whole 'is he frank's son' business. i don't think he is anymore, but he *is* manx, i'm pretty sure (like frank and me), and his real name, acccording to wiki (fairey) is also kind of manx-y.
definitely a revolutionary communist though.
― banriquit, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) Kermode can distract Lamarr by pointing across the room and saying "hey, isn't that a rare King Tubby 12" over there?"
― snoball, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
dear Mark Kermode, shit being "dark and edgy" does not equal shit being good. kthxbye
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
im reading his book, its only a movie. some amazingly boring/dull passages. quite a lot actually. it might be funny to you mark, but to the rest of us its just painfully ordinary. its good when he actually talks about films, but even then, its often blurred with a load of other stuff which isnt THAT amusing in a way it might have been good if he talked about his actual life outside of movies more but im thinking maybe there isnt that much to tell?either way, he shuold probably just stick to writing about movies. when he tries to write about himself, it quickly becomes ho hum.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link
just waste
― Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:39 (ten years ago) link
everything about him
everything he speaks to in british culture
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/fadetoblack_zps029fe225.gif
― slam dunk, Friday, 19 July 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link
http://i1.cdnds.net/11/02/movies_mark_kermode.jpg
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/aug/17/mark-kermode-film-critic-observer
― StillAdvance, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 09:16 (ten years ago) link
Join us for a brand new quarterly BFI strand hosted by popular film critic duo Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo, in which they ask a special guest from the movie world: ‘If you had control of a cinema for one day, which five films would you show?’ Their choices must fit distinct categories: kids, family, main event, and a late-night double-bill.Featuring clips and plenty of Kermode and Mayo’s trademark ‘wittertainment’ banter, this promises to be a very special evening.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 29 May 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
no way bfi
― soref, Friday, 29 May 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link
does anyone have a word for this fellas defence
jesus what an awful presence
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link
I was gonna say I'd rather go outside and lick the pavement than watch his show tonight so maybe somebody else
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
Let me put it this way: I was excited for a second to see this bumped
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
the clips are excellently chosen but fuck me what keeps this guy in work
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
What show are you guys talking about
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
mark kermodes something or other
i asked the wife
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
A BBC 4 thing - his second series of it I think - where he explains his basic thoughts about how films work, for basics
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
very much so
the links are imaginary except in his head, where i imagine they are also instructive and interesting as opposed to thinks mark kermode is just saying over good clips
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:26 (four years ago) link
elizabeth the first was henry viiis daughter
this is one of mark kermodes secrets of cinema
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
the fuck ever told this fool he had insight in him
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link
He hangs out with Simon Mayo, the intellectual equivalent of having an ugly best mate to make you look hotter
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link
I might rewatch the story of film, that had good clips and also a mark whose thoughts/voice I can stand to listen to
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
he gets the work from the bbc bcz the bbc gives work to ppl who work for the bbc (= mark kermode, for more than 25 years iirc)
he's bad not good also his real name is mark fairey use his real name
(i know momus mentioned this upthread but it's true anyway)
― mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
xp is that mark me?
― mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
I have issues with Cousins but he's a titan compared to Kermode
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
mark s go on the story of film an odyssey
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
they're both bad but the thread-kid is definitely MUCH worse
MK aka MF is married to a critic who is quite interesting not least bcz her work is very knottily BDSM-adjacent which ALWAYS LEAVES ME WONDERING WHAT LEATHERBOY KERMODE etc
― mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
kermode the flog
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link
in the S&S office we used to make speculative jokes abt why one or the other's copy was late, jokes involving fisting, i'm sorry this is just the historical facts from a vanished and lamentable time
― mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link
I loved tsof:ao even when I thought he was being a wally (which was sometimes)
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link
i think i got attacked for hating, hating cousins in tsof in the relevant thread
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
The speculation of fisting: age-old I mean, that wasn’t an xpost
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
I think Cousins is a good close reader but a bad theorist, whereas Mr Fairey is just bad all over
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
I just think he has a nice voice
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link
You guys... I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand him. Brought a tear to my eye it has. Cannot think of a critic who gets more wrong.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
I read most or all of one of mk’s books in a pub once, speaking of masochism
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
what does he say in the first place to get wrong, i ask
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link
here is the thread, i am surprisingly pro MC (given me) and chairman alph says his voice is "lovely": Mark Cousins' The History of film: An Odyssey
― mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
I was just about to mention that Kermode's wife is a much more interesting critic on some of the same 'edgy' material, but thought it would be a kind of reverse sexism, or something.
The defense of Kermode is that he often promotes good/interesting films to 'mainstream' audiences - much more than Barry Norman etc ever did. I imagine that, like Peter Bradshaw, he is well liked by arthouse film distributors and cinemas.
His BFI book on The Exorcist is a decent piece of film history/research (less so as a piece of critical thinking); some of the commentary tracks he has conducted - on The Wicker Man and The Devils - are pretty proficient. You don't work for the BBC for 25 years without learning some basic interviewing/moderating skills.
His radio show w/ Mayo is horrendous.
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link
― mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 bookmarkflaglink
In my defence I am a foreigner who still finds some charm in the accents from this rainy fascist island.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
careful now
― mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
😬
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:14 (four years ago) link
much of the detail of me on the other thread is bcz i was alone finally closing up my mum and dad's house after dad died (mum died some years before) and had a lot of time on my hands in the evening and was often QUITE DRUNK as is very evident at one point (ie i say so out loud)
i think i got drunk enough to go liveblog THIN RED LINE on one of morbs's malick threads not devoted to thin red line and he got cross with me
― mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link
I wonder now if the idea for MUBI basically came about because of that series. It certainly seemed to open up the space for these films outside your arthouse cinema (I have my struggles with MUBI/watching really demanding film outside of the cinema but I am also very glad it exists)
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link
The vast majority of them are.
Has the fact that Kermode is a convert to Anglicanism been mentioned?
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2020 10:19 (four years ago) link
some actors are brilliant, even in average stuff like Alec Guinness for example. But Gary Oldman more often than not is the main reason lots of movies are bad imo
― calzino, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:26 (four years ago) link
there were suggestions of god-bothering tendencies upthread, didn't know the details. figures he'd be into the worst branch of Christianity.
i'm usually with Hitch as far as actors are concerned.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 April 2020 10:26 (four years ago) link
yep Hitch was right, there should be a maximum wage for these fuckers and they should be thrown off the set if they come with attitude and ego and should be treated like shit!
― calzino, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link
they should be on apprenticeship wages when they are shit, not easy money for just turning up!
― calzino, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:32 (four years ago) link
i dislike the whole premise of the series, him demystifying cinema, spilling the secrets. the magic is part of why i watch films, i don't want them unmagiced.
― koogs, Friday, 3 April 2020 12:12 (four years ago) link