who in this bitch reads robert jordan? -- The Wheel of Time thread

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I'm just patiently waiting for that final book to finally emerge. And then I'll actually read the series. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 26 October 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

Oh man, and if this wasn't enough, I just found out there's a three book PREQUEL series he's working on too! The first one comes out early next year and is an expansion of that "New Spring" story that appeared in the Legends anthology. More info.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 26 October 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

AAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING JORDAN FUCK DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULES ABOUT FINISHING JUST ONE FUCKING SERIES FUCK!!!!

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 26 October 2003 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

*signs up for preorder*

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 26 October 2003 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, apparently book 11 hasn't even been started yet! And he'll work on book number two of this series after book 11 is done! And...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 26 October 2003 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

i love how the poll on that page is "who is the most annoying character?"

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 26 October 2003 17:27 (twenty years ago) link

A whgole thread without anyone bringing up the even more bloated Terry Goodkind.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 October 2003 12:10 (twenty years ago) link

UNTIL NOW

Matt (Matt), Monday, 27 October 2003 12:40 (twenty years ago) link

book 11? I thought it was supposed to be a 10-parter?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2003 12:43 (twenty years ago) link

Not any more.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 October 2003 12:45 (twenty years ago) link

seven months pass...
HEY ROBERT JORDAN: FUCK YOU.

I caved in and started re-reading a few days ago. Already halfway through The Great Hunt. There's so much shit that I didn't even remember happening. It's better than TV at least.

(P.S. his Conan books suck in comparison to the Howard originals.)

Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link

AND MORESO...

does it bother anyone else when the characters speak without contractions? fuck, dude... his dialogue is v. unrealistic/wooden at times.

Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 04:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i liked The Great Hunt a lot. tho it was frustrating because i wanted Rand to get it on with that hot evil chick.

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

part of me wishes there were lots of explicit sex in the later books to keep me interested.

Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man, after like #5 i gave up

I NEVER GIVE UP ON BOOKS

Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"2/ the way that the way the people from the distant past lived and the nature of their society is revealed in this piecemeal manner was really very well done I thought. There was this bit where the protagonist gets a brief flash from the memories of all his ancestors, one after the other, going back to before the cataclysm. That was amazing!"

Very true actually. I remember at the time this seemed really bold to me, (this was before I had read much at all admittedly), but it was also really emotionally affecting and vaguely tragic as well - kinda like a literal embodiment of post-colonial emphasis on lived experience, a "history" that is particular to the viewpoint of a certain group of people passed down through generations and cannot be translated. the slow abandonment of certain values being revealed in reverse was also super-effective, the dramatic irony of hearing Aiel say "we'll never give up the true way" (or whatever it was) when you've already read the scene where they give it up. The whole thing was immensely thoughtful.

There was lots of interesting alternate reality stuff like this in the earlier novels (like any time anyone stepped through a door/ring/touched a stone etc.) that is missing in the later stuff, and everything has increasingly been flattened out into an endless present tense that is almost suffocating.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I forgot di had started this thread: I LOVE YOU DI!@!!

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 09:31 (nineteen years ago) link

oooh new book knife of dreams is out late 2005: http://www.dragonmount.com/Books/Knife_of_Dreams/


I am almost done with book nine. :(

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 09:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i stopped after book six, which was like ten years ago. i've heard from very pissed-off friends that each new 1000-page book covers about a day and a half in story time.

moral: never read a series that isn't finished!

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 12:48 (nineteen years ago) link

This is why I'm waiting for him to be done/to die before starting up again, as noted above.

oooh new book knife of dreams is out late 2005

...and I will wait quite a while it seems.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Is there a 24-hour Robert Jordan paramedic squad, similar to the one proposed for Dave Sim for a while (before his fans started wishing he'd die)?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, Sim finished his thing, so the paramedics are now free to help Jordan.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

he's dead:

http://www.dragonmount.com/RobertJordan/?p=90

StanM, Monday, 17 September 2007 08:04 (sixteen years ago) link

WTF

ryan, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link

so wait, did he never outright finish the series? the first book came out in 1990 and now it's going to go unresolved? that. sucks.

^@^, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I didn't dare write RIP or anything, I haven't read any of the books and people seemed to be so cheerfully talking about his death here :-/

StanM, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean, obviously, RIP and all that. seemed like a nice guy, but WTF

ryan, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:36 (sixteen years ago) link

rip

wtf

HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Indeed. :-/

A quick check at Wikipedia brings this up:

Final volume

On October 18, 2005, at a book signing in West Chester, Pennsylvania, Jordan gave the working title of the 12th book as A Memory of Light. As one of the attendees told Dragonmount.com, Jordan also warned that the final volume of the saga "could be a 1500-page monster" because he has so many dangling plot threads to wrap up in a single volume. He maintained that A Memory of Light would remain one volume "whether it is 1500 pages long, Tor has to invent a new binding system, or it comes with its own library cart". Due to his health problems, Jordan did not work at full force on the final installment, but blog entries confirmed that he continued work on it until his death, and he shared all of the significant plot details with his family not long before he died. [13]

So presumably there'll be an ending of some sort.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link

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wtf is up with all yo's wtf's?

http://i18.tinypic.com/6apgw1w.gif

StanM, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link

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He had been ill for some time with some obscure form of cancer and received some treatment for it last year. He had been rushing through the final book as he knew his time was limited and his wife is apparently due to finish it off from his outline.

Stone Monkey, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Some of us have read all 11 books and were awaiting the 12th with bated breath. Even thought others will finish off his plots for him, they won't have been written by him, hence "wtf".

HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

oh! ok, thanks.

StanM, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

haha ned that's almost worse!

anyway, i'm not being very helpful here, i know. rip to the dude and sorry for his fans. but still... shit.

^@^, Monday, 17 September 2007 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

It's kinda interesting that when I started reading his books in my early 20s (and I'm nearly 40 now) I said to my friends "I hope he doesn't die before he finishes..."

wtf is right.

Stone Monkey, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I only ever made it through the first four books, but RIP.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link

:-(

It really does seem like this very very sad cosmic punchline, I think as much for him as a writer as for his readers.

Tim F, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Wow. I was rooting for the guy to make it. I wonder how much of book 12 he did actually get written.

Pashmina, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

This is all going to be very Mystery of Edwin Drood. (More so than The Salmon of Doubt.)

It's interesting -- two hugely popular 'high church' American Anglican fantasy writers have passed within a couple of weeks of each other, L'Engle and now Jordan. This feels like a huge generational shift to me, due in part to my upbringing.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

hey guys I know how it all ends

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El Tomboto, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man 3-img limit melted my art

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link

this is sad, but not as tragic as it would have been if he'd wrapped it up after book six. he lost my interest (and any plot impetus) after that, basically starting a new story with different characters.

oh, and all the bits with female characters were just poor.

darraghmac, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Some mutterings from my direction.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link

RIP. I couldn't make it past the first chapter of the first book, but was rooting for him to eventually finish it anyway. Quite saddening, actually, to think of him rushing to finish and failing.

(BTW Pash, did you ever end up reading those Gene Wolfe New Sun books your friend loaned you? They're my favorite post-LOTR fantasy novels.)

Jon Lewis, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

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Ned, I can highly recommend the Prince of Nothing books as the most satisfyingly complete S&S work I've read in at leasta decade.

darraghmac, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

The fact that Steve Erikson praised them was a good sign. Will definitely be taking the plunge in the not-too-distant future.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah I read those Gene Wolve books, I thought they were excellent, very vivid.

Pashmina, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyway the longer the series gets and the longer the books get the whole shebang becomes more of a sick joke played on the nerds of the world--Jordan's gonna die and spawn a whole frightening genre of finish-WOT fanfic.

-- adam (adam), Friday, October 24, 2003 7:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
My theory is that he's already written the last book and that he's just drawing the series out until he dies, and then when they mysteriously unearth the final book posthumously BINGO he's a legend.

-- nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, October 24, 2003 7:26 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Finally got through the official blog site -- a peaceful passing with his family by his side, according to family member Wilson.

Meantime, the previous post to that, also from Wilson, said this a couple of weeks back regarding the final book:

Epilog: Yes he is continuing to work through all of this medical calamity. MOL is going into the word processor and onto audio tapes almost daily. Not every day mind you, because the medical fight takes first priority. But, he told you he’d finish and he will. Fact is that it has been finished in his head for years. During a recent family sit around, he became the Gleeman and told the bones of it ALL to Harriet and me. You read that right, I did say ALL. Don’t ask, ain’t telling. Two and a half hours of story telling by the Creator himself went by in the twinkling of an eye. Truly magical. All I can say is WOW! Best stuff he’s ever done. MOL is going to knock your socks off! That’s a promise.

There ya go.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

It would kind of be perverse if 'A Memory of Light' ended up being the best WOT book in ages simply because there was no time to think up all of the internecine sub-plots about Aes Sedai tea ceremonies.

That said I did think the last one was his best in ages and ages.

Tim F, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

watching season 2 on prime now

ive been able to quite divorce it from the books now in my head, but can still lament how rushed it is to shorthand characters, intros, situations

but so it must be i guess

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, January 11, 2024 bookmarkflaglink

I just binged both seasons last week. I've never read any of the books but I still could sense quite clearly that all of these characters & places were likely much richer in the books. The narrowing of scale is palpable, even as I enjoyed most of the final product.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Thursday, 11 January 2024 23:45 (three months ago) link

tbh ive been recommended shadow and bone and never having read that first i think i recognise that sense

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 12 January 2024 00:01 (three months ago) link

From hazy memory there's a whole raft of characters in that show that aren't in the books at all, or at least have only minor roles in the books.

groovypanda, Friday, 12 January 2024 06:54 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Indeed

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 15:23 (one month ago) link

Lanfear?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:23 (one month ago) link


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