You know when the Mayor of Morecambe said he wanted his town to be the British Las Vegas?
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link
sorry didn't mean to be mean - it's just that that movie is exuberant joy personified in all its fucked up, brilliant vicissitudes.
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link
*my conjecture
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― funny ringtones (funny ringtones), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link
the guys are hard to like
If only I had this problem.
re: Bam tears - he fears teh snakes and was locked in a pen with a King Cobra. Dastardly. Most of the special I watched last night was the guys complaining about how evil and cruel their director(jeff tremaine) is. Apparantly with the fame all they are left with is pain-inducing stunts on each other and dressing up as old folx.
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link
:-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6hB3mPeK4A
― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link
“Jackass Number Two” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Things you can’t even imagine.
― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link
Just about the only thing that could make this movie any gayer would be cameos from John Waters and Rip Taylor and a closing Busby Berkley-style musical production number. Oh wait, it's got those too.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link
When Waters gazes over the American landscape and sees what his revolution in bad taste has wrought—vast armies of suburban teens lining up to see grown men drink horse sperm, do sadistic things with dildos, and vomit profusely—he must feel awfully proud.
Homoeroticism does have a long history in suburban skateboarder culture(where all these guys come from). hell, my best friend from high school would talk about the weird shit at skateboard camp.
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809266692/photo/stills
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link
we saw the first flick in the theater. As my buddy said, "best eight bucks I spent all year"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/jackass__number_two/_group_photos/jason_acuna16.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/jackass__number_two/_group_photos/johnny_knoxville13.jpg
John Waters, Johnny Knoxville and "Steve-O" Stephen Glover in Paramount's Jackass: Number Two - 2006
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link
1. Not enough Johnny Knoxville. Bam and Steve-O get more screentime, and the other players get even more than them. I don't mind Steve-O and a couple of the bit-players, but Bam is a bitch for the most part.
2. The Spike Jonze bits suck.
3. Much more mean-spirited and sadistic than the first movie or the TV show. The first one was defensible as physical comedy, pure and simple - I could recommend it to my parents and they loved the movie. This one, not so much, it's got a much harder edge, more gross-outs, and you have to get off (to some degree) on watching people be miserable.
4. Bodily fluids AHOY
― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Friday, 22 September 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link
and there seemed to be a normal amount of johnny knoxville, unless you are in love with him or something.
and i didn't think it was mean-spirited at all. i mean comparatively.
― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 September 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link
i think this tops the list of movies i would never want to see while eating...
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link
steve-o gives up the animal stuff
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY_oGot_T4M
best 10-second bit of the first movie
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:30 (seventeen years ago) link
I'd also gladly make Bam my bitch IF I could tape his mouth shut (or otherwise plug it).
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link
seriously? I thought knoxville did way more this time.
two words: TOO SHORT. otherwise, fantastic.
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link
Actually, I'm not sure I really believe this but I kinda do like saying it for the buzzkill.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link
One key difference between what happens in Jackass and things like cutting is that people who self-mutilate tend to do it in private.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link
OK, the thing about gay men approving of Jackass is also something of a broad generalization but it's one played out in my small cirlce of friends and...other places.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link
Dave orders chicken in some deep south restaurant. The man says he knew that's what Dave was going to order. "How did you know that?" Dave asks, surprised. "Because everybody knows black people and chicken go together." Dave says, "I was very upset. I was not ready to hear that. Here I was, thinking I liked chicken because it tasted delicious. Turns out it's because I'm genetically disposed to like chicken. Now I'm afraid to eat it in public. 'Look at him. He sure loves that chicken'"
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link
i rewatched 1 the other day and laughed hardest when rip taylor randomly showed up, i had totally forgotten about that.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link
i love how knoxville (i assume stuff like that is all knoxville) is so into & amused by old time classic hollywood/showbiz stuff like that
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 July 2021 17:28 (two years ago) link
otm
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
JK is clearly a buster keaton devotee, one of the reasons I love his bits so much is how cinematic his version of jackassian showmanship tends to be
― Clay, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link
"I was Lon Cheney's lover."
― Chris L, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link
also helps that he’s a diehard Evel Knievel fan too
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link