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― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
old people
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Well at least people are focusing their energies on this rather than doing something useful.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
"_____________ shared Cheech & Chong's photo."
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/561846_10152098086221959_155921378_n.jpg
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
the idea that marijuana doesn't impair driving ability seems like one of the most pernicious lies ever
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
it's possible it's not as bad as alcohol in that regard, but still, i wouldn't do it
pernicious!
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
Anecdotal evidence but I was pretty much constantly high during my two years as a pizza deliverer ages ago and never had any problems. Never have and never would drive drunk though.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Cause that would be stupid and irresponsible, you know
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
no, joygoat. it is one of the most pernicious lies ever
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
when i have been high, it didn't seem like a good idea to be driving. i have a hard enough time not getting distracted in the first place.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
I'm drunk, high, and posting to ilx while driving right now
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
wasn't going to post to ilx, but then I got high.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
bet you all think you're pretty cool right about now.
i don't know much about the effects of marijuana on driving ability beyond what i have gleaned from firsthand experiences.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
it seems like it would impair my driving ability at least.
I'm not cool and these are all horrible ideas, also driving sucks.
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
I'm very cool. I talk about pot on the internet with people like treeship.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
vehicular ownership is the #1 cause of rising road related deaths. when was the last time you saw someone get in a car accident without a car?
needs stronger regulation imo
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
driving does suck xp. i am extremely absent minded and, as a youth, was hit by a car on two separate occasions. also once i was almost hit by a bus in copenhagen but my friend pulled me away. when i am around automobiles -- much less driving them -- i try to keep my wits about me. im not a cavalier or reckless driver at all and i hate when i am in the car with people who like to screw around by accelerating quickly or running red lights or driving while stoned or whatever.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
I love driving. I've never been high. I am reasonably cool? I drink beer.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
kids love it when i take the honda up on to two wheels. i gotta smoke a little crank first to get going, but we have fun.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
lol what, you're supposed to be ultra-chill when driving stoned, you kids are smoking crack or something
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
pplains knows what I mean
b-b-but he said it was marijuana!
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
probably drinking all those mountain dews
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
rip 4loko
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
The girls give me chill vibes when I drive really fast then brake suddenly right up behind the car that was only a few feet in front of me.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
The marijuana these days is of a much different strain than you were used to sparking up at H.O.R.D.E. tour, grampa.
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
Dude, think about it. What if marijuana didn't get you high?
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
can't think about mindblowing shit right now, i'm driving
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
what if you were high all the time, and marijuana made you sane?
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
"yeah man that's so true" *hits the bong*
*slams car into telephone poll*
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
bitch don't kill my v-iIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*drives off cliff*
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
maybe i just have bad role models because the first time i ever smoked pot with my dad he was driving
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
or maybe i am just unchill. there are studies to suggest it's fine and then other studies that suggest it's not, from what i have gathered by googling this issue.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
Regardless of how we fared driving under various influences in the past, it just seems prudent not to do so again.
Yours,Carl Agatha, Elderly Person
ps ban cars
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
can't wait until the iphone teleportation app is casually announced several years from now, rendering cars obsolete.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
elmo, my man
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
colorado is trying to determine how many THCs you are allowed in your blood while driving, apparently you can breathalyze for it
finally we will be able to accurate say how stoned someone is
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
is a toke like one weed and if you use a bong is that like two weeds
how many weeds can I have and drive
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
they should let you smoke weed in those auto-pilot google cars
― Mordy , Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
if driving while stoned is bad then i'm the absolute worst
sorry everyone
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
When I'm high my legs don't work right and I'm constantly trying to figure out a solution for my cotton mouth. I don't feel like that's a recipe for safe driving.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
brb, gonna run over a kid in a micky d's drive thru
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
thought I recognized you
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
last time I got high and drove everything was very safe and under control
and also 20 miles an hour below the speed limit
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
see, that's how the cops recognize you, you have to wear a white wig so they just think you're old
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
WA is also trying to figure out intoxication limits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1HavgoK9E
Got kind of IA at the girl who is the living embodiment of every stoner stereotype
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoWgqy45d84
― Mordy , Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link