James Franco and his LIPS !!!

hes beautiful/great in freaks and geeks and essentially my male ideal in pineapple express, but that is the frozen limit imo

^tbomb

roxy otm

i thought this would be a discussion about lovelace.

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― waterface, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 4:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all ends with beginnings?

amazing to think that a progeny of the hewlett-packard dynasty could live in a town only separated from another town by a highway

how much material is going to be "JF is a closet case" vs "JF is a pretentious art-star douchebag"?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/13/comedy-central-roast-of-james-franco-bill-hader-jonah-hill_n_3749429.html

Is there a catchy name for the Apatow clique yet? The Poo Crew?

I think they're called the Apolytes

the once were cuties

i feel like he is the type of person to get mad at his roast

saw Aziz, Sarah Silverman and Jeff Ross all trying out their material for this last night

missed Nick Kroll doing his by half an hour

hes got a reality show coming out

Franco will executive produce and star in ten hour-long episodes of James Franco Presents, where "he’ll explore his many personal artistic pursuits and passions."

i hope episode 10 is chris burden shooting him execution-style

"Ansari" is what that guy should say to the audience after his sets

*rimshot*

congratulations, you have the exact sense of humour as Jeff Ross

"After that set, he should change his name to Aziz I'msorry!"

(nb: they were at different clubs last night, Ross had not seen Aziz's material, so you rly are on even par)

lol am0n

morbius's is a more elegant joke tbh

i love morbs' dedication to following the franco story

I saw the trailer for As I Lay Dying -- it looks like a Funny or Die sketch, or Drunk History.

http://gawker.com/james-francos-friends-and-roasters-agree-that-he-is-ve-1244538503

Andy Samberg was hilarious in this

"roasting so hard right now"

CC always puts the uncensored version online, yes?

i guess? they also air th uncensored version late at nite in the weeks after

(james franco has an MFA).

"where did you guys get all your Indian jokes from, 1995? there are more Indians starring in sitcoms then there are working at 7-11's"

“So many gay jokes tonight about Franco. Apparently if you’re clean, well-dressed and mildly cultured, you’re super-gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.”

(or you know, if you play Hart Crane, Allen Ginsberg and Harvey Milk's bf in a short period of time, make a film about the lost [sic] Cruising fisting footage and another one composed of River Phoenix outtakes, and are constantly making pronouncements about all the gay guys you love, people are going to make gay jokes.)

Also, if you're gay and in the closet, that too will bring the joeks.

I didn't know Andy Samberg was so funny, whoa

channelling Norm MacDonald there, doing a good job

dvr'd it, gonna watch tonight

Likewise, though I'd be a bit more pumped for this had the lineup included more actual comedians and less Apatow regulars.

agreed samberg was killing it

it seems like itd kinda be hard to legitimately roast franco in a way that would suit a comedy central audience though? idk, like ripping on him for being a shitty poet or whatever isnt really gonna bring the mainstream lols. caveat: i have not seen the whole roast

Samberg bit up there is um, conceptual, if that's what makes yer sides ache.

didn't love it

roasting > meta-roasting imo

i agree that its not in the spirit of a roast but this partic roast was so off base and un-roast-y that it worked for me as a send up of the whole exercise

I did like "Is there a barista in here, cause this roast just got DARK"

can i just: franco's labored rape joke

these comedy central roasts are so labored and terrible that sambergs bit works really well imo

i don't even like Norm MacDonald, but his 'ironic bombing' was better a few years ago.

The Chevy Chase & Shatner roasts were funny!

here's the mcdonald bit. without the video of him reading off cards its not quite as excellent tho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzmNO6BPlAs

macdonald even.

"Cool it with the homophobia, people, it's 2005!" A+

Sarah Silverman ("I've been a supporter of Aziz Ansari for years...and for only the price of one cup of coffee per day") and Natasha Leggero ("Jonah Hill was born and raised in Hollywood, and you can tell – he's a name-dropper with big tits and an eating disorder") fared the best, I thought. Aziz Ansari's point about the presence of Indians on TV was spot on, but he's just not very funny. And fuck Andy Samberg.

all false

I have tried to watch a few roasts over the years but I always end up watching quietly for 20 min & then changing the channel

i actually laughed most of the way through this one, so idk if it was great or roasts are generally boiled anus & the bar is super low

bill hader cracked me up

Hader was pretty funny, yes. A much better "conceptual" bit than the one by his asshole ex-castmate.

ya i thought hader was great; this was overall p good, much better than most roasts

that Norm clip isn't nearly as good without actual video. both that and Samberg's have to be taken in context, they're a lot funnier when they come after 6-7 dudes just trying to be as mean and vulgar as possible. I thought Samberg's was funny because his jokes pretty much all wound up making fun of himself, IMO a bit different than what Norm did