What's to hate about Kid Rock?

was kid rock's "only god knows why" a really moving and great song? (yes.)

are you sure it's autotune on that song? (for the record i find it really annoying when downfall-of-all-music youtubers call every form of vocal processing "autotune" -- tho that's obviously not really related to anything in this thread)

lol i believe i purchased a kid rock album at a wal mart once. i probably only listened to it once, too.

<i>did a stadium tour with tickets capped at $20 through official sellers. which was mainly Wal-Mart.</i>
Also negotiated beer prices down to $4 each and parking to $0. Plus has ZZ Top and Kool & the Gang opening. So very worth the price of admission, even/especially if you don't drink or stay to watch Kid Rock.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jan/03/kid-rock-this-much-i-know

Wow he's terrible.

I’ve made a fuck-ton of money, but I’ve never made a dishonest dollar.

cf.

I played Barack Obama’s inauguration even though I didn’t vote for him.

drinking too many funny things and smoking too many funny things

As an ordained minister I don’t look forward to marrying gay people, but I’m not opposed to it.

Any gay who'd want to be married by Kid Rock is not a gay that I wanna know.

I’m always buying more guns. I have everything from a Civil War cannon to an MP5 machine gun and old police guns. If someone invades your house, yeah, you can shoot them. I don’t think crazy people should have guns.

a marvel of construction, this one

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/banana1015.com/files/2012/11/Kid-Rock-Nuge.jpg

what's the likelihood that kid rock is literally ted nugent's boring son

http://www.avclub.com/article/kid-rock-has-thoughts-american-sniper-seth-rogen-a-214199

"Beyoncé, to me, doesn't have a fucking 'Purple Rain,' but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one 'Sweet Home Alabama' or 'Old Time Rock & Roll'? People are like, 'Beyoncé's hot. Got a nice fucking ass.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big tits.' Doesn't really fucking do much for me."

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The gun and cigar combo is nice, but I'm still not convinced this Kid Rock is man enough.

"You have to get these pre-1985 with a silencer. I bought it when Obummer came into office, because I'm thinking, 'What if he fuckin' bans guns?' "

And we all know how that turned out.

lmfbo @ Old Time Rock & Roll

Hey, that's one more terrible hit than any of us have ever had.

don't understand Beyoncé? just take those old records off the shelf.

i said fuck high school
pissed on my diploma
smell the aroma

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/startracks/040712/jayz.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=15&v=3NzfI7Ath7s

Warning: if you think the "reporting" is depressing, wait until you read the comments underneath.

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“don’t deadname kid rock” is the funniest take i’ve seen on here in a while

— rod blagojevich innocence project (@CNNRGLDN) August 9, 2019

I thought this was going to be about his childhood home for sale. Richie indeed.

Just got back from a weekend in Detroit, by the way, and got to say the dude loves giving away his money, and also getting his name on things.

this guy's so stupid that he calls himself "Kid," even though he's actually a full-grown adult

That is a very disrespectful way to speak about our future president (or whatever they'll be calling the warlord of the central North American landmass once we devolve into a primarily pog-based economy over the next few years).

They'll call him Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Rock!

Thanks the revive would be about this...

Taylor Swift wants to be a democrat because she wants to be in movies….period. And it looks like she will suck the door knob off Hollyweird to get there. Oldest move in the book. Good luck girl.

-Kid Rock

— Kid Rock (@KidRock) August 9, 2019

He fucking signs his tweets...

lol kid rock doing some serious projecting here

Gah, all that and he tweets, too? The whole package!

oldest move in the book

White Kanye

She should counter by asking him about his Stapp infection.

the Stapp video proves that Bob is his preferred pronoun, smdh at Kid n00bs

His name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Bob!

Amen, Bob. She should be a real American like you, growing up on a six acre estate complete with tennis court and horse paddock, and then bravely adopting a faux “redneck shitkicker” cosplay persona. God bless you, buddy ruff. https://t.co/OLlL430TnN

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 9, 2019

Twitter’s blowin’ up b/c Kacey Musgraves apparently “liked” Kid Rock’s tweet, then “unliked” it afterwards (but not before screenshots were taken).

I generally assume a slip of the thumb in those cases (it’s happened to me once or twice), but who knowz (or, yes, carez)

Country rocker and rapper Kid Rock was caught on video lashing out at Oprah Winfrey in a vulgar rant while on stage at his Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse in Nashville, Tennesee, NBC News reports.

"I’m like, Oprah Winfrey or Joy Behar, they can suck d--- sideways," Rock said, according to the video published on TMZ Friday.

“F--- Oprah Winfrey and f--- Kathie Lee Gifford,” he continued saying as someone in the audience described him as a "blackout drunk.” Rock continuously repeated the same phrases throughout his rant against Winfrey and other women who have hosted talk shows until he suddenly believed he would be accused of being racist based on his on stage remarks.

“To those who would say, “‘Well, I’m pretty sure Kid Rock’s a racist,”” he said, “I’m, like, ‘Fine. F--- off,’ sideways.”
After his outburst against Winfrey, "The View" co-host Joy Behar and TV presenter Kathie Lee Gifford, Rock was reluctantly escorted offstage by the venue's security team.

welp, I'm not gonna pretend "fuck off sideways" isn't a great turn of phrase just because it came out of Kid Rock's mouth

he just stumbled he says suck my dick sideways a few times then he just flubbed it

whole video is pathetic

I'm going to take a guess that Kid R. has issues with his mom.

http://cdn.styleblueprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sideways-giamatti-resveratrol-620x459.jpg

from l-r
kid rock's mom, kid rock

fuck off, Sideways

ha!

What a douche

while on stage at his Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse in Nashville, Tennesee

this alone is reason enough to hate him

Wow can’t believe he would put kathie Lee AND joy behar on blast like that... a true American badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZC3bmj0uxY

this...isnt terrible?

you couldn't pay me to click that

These fuckin speechmarks are all over the shop:

“To those who would say, “‘Well, I’m pretty sure Kid Rock’s a racist,”” he said, “I’m, like, ‘Fine. F--- off,’ sideways.”

"I'll turn sideways, and I'll be like..."