ATTN: Copyeditors and Grammar Fiends

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"the dictionary". which one? chambers? oxford? you'll find discrepancies.

i don't just make this shit up, you know :(

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

It's in Webster's 11th, which is my bible at this job.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

depressing to read this thread. i always think i know english grammar pretty well. :-(

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Once any dictionary says something can be one word and not hyphenated, I take that as carte blanche to switch.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't be bothered with cartes.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

They're quite fun when you put them before the horsee.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ts: ground ball vs groundball vs ground-ball

Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't just make this shit up, you know :(

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stet (stet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

fu cof

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

In light of our conversation about "bigged up" vs. "big-upped," here's a headline from ILX sponsor Paper Thin Walls:

Staying white and nerdy: Pop parodist Weird Al bigs Youtube up for his Grammy nominated album Straight Outta Lynwood.

Maybe for the same reason I prefer "big-upped" to "bigged up" (i.e., I'm thinking of "big up" as a singular unit), this strikes me as all kinds of wrong. Surely it should be "Weird Al big-ups YouTube"? But I also get the logic behind this -- they're simply treating "big up" like other multi-word verbs like "take up" (there's nothing off about "Weird Al takes YouTube up on its offer to do a weekly video"). Still, though.

(Also, "Weird Al" should be in quotes, but that's his own personal style.)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Grammy-nominated as well ;-)

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

My pet peeve: the use of "mic" instead of "mike" for microphone. What the fuck? Bicycle has no K, but you don't ride your "bic." Bic is a PEN, pronounced "bick," and "mic," whenever I see it, is pronounced "mick" in my head. SO STUPID.
As copy-editor of a small music-related publication, I buck the tide. And I'm not alone. Small islands of rightness exist in the prevailing sea of wrong.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate "mike" for microphone, but I don't think argue against it with counterexamples -- it's just an aesthetic choice, like how "Internet" still looks weird when I see it lowercase, even though I use "website" (lowercase, one word) all the time.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Jaymc, I DEFENDED YOU ON THE LOST THREAD!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM HEARING THIS FROM YOU!!!!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

MIC IS ICK.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M PSYCHED FOR MIKE.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

read: "I don't think I can argue against it..."

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay okay. I forgive. Just let me carry on a bit more.
"Mic" has no "e" to indicate a long "i," for one. It CAN'T, because that would make it MICE. You can't make a microphone out of a mouse just by taking away its "e!"

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe, though my husband disagrees, that "mic" is a recent development. I could SWEAR that I grew up reading "mike."

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Tone-Loc
Jean-Luc Godard

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

You're right about "mike" predating "mic," though: the former is dated to 1924 and the latter to 1961, according to Webster's.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha! Thank you.
Rappers have a tradition of misspellings that would be ludicrous if pronounced phonetically. Flavor-Flav? That's always bugged me. FLAVE, dude!
And the French? They spell everything wrong.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Other musicians are unable to spell their names right—not just rappers.
Suzzy Roche? Rhymes with "scuzzy?"
Neneh Cherry? That sounds like a schoolyard taunt.
For Fuck's sake, people.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

And atheletes! Picabo Street!
She RUINED an entire Winter Olympic for me.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so upset at the memory that I can't spell athlete.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh god, everyone has fled the thread because they don't want to slip and fall on all the mouth-froth.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lol our prose just ain't as purple as yours

i'll mitya halfway (mitya), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

The only one that gets me is "micing," like in "We found Hannett in the other room, micing up the kick drum" -- in that case I actually do imagine the person with a bucket full of little mice, setting them on drum heads and stuffing them in amplifiers.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh Lordy, that reminds me of "chicest."

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the use of "mic" instead of "mike" for microphone.

It's not "mic" it's "mic." -- a contraction used on the labels on mixing desks etc. And I'll proclaim that real-style on the em aye cee

stet (stet), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

mic.ing

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Anthony Microphonecio

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
"My and John's landlord has asked us to forward the following advert" sounds wrong.

"Our Landlord (John and I) has asked us to forward the following advert" is rubbish.

"The landlord of John and I has asked us to forward the following advert" sound grammatical but pretentious.

What to do?

caek, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the first and last are correct but the first sounds best.

Ms Misery, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

John and I have been asked by our landlord to forward ...

.stet., Monday, 5 March 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

'Mine and John's landlord' sounds good to me.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Take away "and John's" though and "Mine Landlord" sounds completely ridiculous.

Ms Misery, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

So don't take it away!

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

It would be "the landlord of John and me" (not that that's the option I'd go for). I'd go with stet's suggestion

Maria :D, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

or "of John and mine"

Maria :D, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

John's and my landlord? Oh, crap. Just use his name. Who cares if people know that he/she's your landlord. Or John's.

Beth Parker, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Our landlord has asked John and me to forward the following advert...

Maria :D, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

One obvious avoidance trick is "Our landlord has asked John and I to...."

Seriously, though, forget this "mine" stuff: unless you live in the 18th century, you don't say "mine NOUN!" My noun + John's noun = My noun, and John's, too = My and John's noun; it sounds counterintuitive and off-paradigm, but I can't see that there's anything wrong with it apart from aesthetics.

nabisco, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops sorry I put "I" instead of "me" -- Maria is correct on that one, obv

nabisco, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a problem with starting the sentence with "Our", though, because there's a second or two of not knowing who's being talked about. Which is why stet's is the way to go. (Even after you get to "John and me" it's at least theoretically possible that the landlord is not John's landlord.)

Tracer Hand, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"My and John's" or "John's and my" are both fine I think - the latter being what I'd use.

CharlieNo4, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

All in favor of
John and I have been asked by our landlord to forward ...
say me.

Maria :D, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

me

Maria :D, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Maria

nabisco, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

argh, passive tense

Ms Misery, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link


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