truth bombs

orphan beers in your fridge otm, beer creep

theres a lonely bud lite that been in there for like a year

i shd make a big push to get someone to adopt him

I had a bud lite & clamato in my fridge for a year

yeah you got to find just the right person for that one

give it to freegans or orphans and move on, no excuse for anything staying in your fridge longer than a month

what abt condiments

why r u buying so much ketchup

damn lagoon remind me when we hang out irl to go out to eat, you'd probably have me over and drink ur nasty old beers and slather some mustard from ur valentines day hot dogs

ketchup packets are a hoarders dream

yeah bro dont throw me in the briar patch i know xp

those tall thin caper jars are usually left in my fridge for a long time. so stupid how you're basically forced to pour out the protective brine to dredge the last few cms of capers, even tho you probably only want to get a few and not the remaining contents. i've bought capers in salt before that were shaped like regular jars for easy access, but most of the time where i shop they're brined in those awkward narrow tubes that i don't even know how to burrow into, like the only places you're going to find a utensil for that job are the thrift store or recycling depot, someone's failed project finally finding a purpose

i have 7-8 year old horsey sauce packets from arby's in my drawers

its to the one where the plastic is literally liquefying and stick to the touch

*to the point*

i have 7-8 year old horsey sauce packets from arby's in my drawers

― 乒乓 - read this as a poor and very disgusting euphemism at first

balls!!!

lol

I hate when I buy Costco variety packs because I'm cheap and then at the end I have to drink all the shitty flavored ones or whatever

― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sounds like maybe u should stop doing that

― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol burn

has there ever been a greedier generation? they never want to die. kinda surprised that the stock image on google when you search BABY BOOMER isn't just two people laughing in a pile a money.

― scott seward, Thursday, August 8, 2013 9:35 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Arlo is constantly craving sexual congress from his wife Janis.

― pplains, Friday, August 9, 2013 9:24 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This thread is updated way too often.

t-bomb

Fuck the haters.

― jaymc, Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:24 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAFZnvTfFAs

Dan that wasn't aimed at you in particular, it was aimed at several posters on general

Including you

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"wtf" seems to be a commodity these days
it's kinda depressing

― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, August 26, 2013 10:36 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how's life, the umar farouk abdulmutallab of tbombers

Most of my truth bombs have been bombin'. Sorry that one was fizzle yield for you or whatever.

lol nilmar

yeah, he's really droll

otm

Well you're otm there which is a step fwd ;-)

Xp shite

Funny or Die is basically Walmart. You know you have to go there for something, but you want to leave as quickly as possible.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, August 30, 2013 4:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Led Zeppelin song is very sad. I think it is about the end of a marriage. They don't have sex anymore.

― Zachary Taylor, Monday, September 23, 2013 12:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Admittedly we see an awful lot of dodgy claimants and career benefit fraudsters each day so their perception of the % of 'spongers' or w/e is probably extremely skewed, but even so, they're all cheering and laughing about how certain of our clients are gonna get by now. "About time if you ask me". I just don't get these people, so 'nice' and yet so hateful

― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Monday, September 30, 2013 11:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The last sentence, I guess

I really, really want some Dungeness crabs and a few beers. Right now.

― cops on horse (WilliamC), Friday, October 4, 2013 7:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this, all the time

― call all destroyer, Saturday, October 5, 2013 9:04 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess i never thought about it like that

i don't want to hear about anything being "telling" ever again

― goole, Sunday, October 6, 2013 4:21 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of get the impression that a number of ilxors have wasted way too many words on talking about music over the years and now find the whole process intrinsically embarrassing,

― when I was Ted Croker man I couldn't picture this (DJ Mencap), Thursday, October 10, 2013 10:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

otmfm

I mean that's me anyway

i mean i dunno i was gonna be stuck in front of a fucking computer for 40 hours a week either way i might as well have shot the shit with all of you.

I'm just in front of a regular computer ;_;

fucking a computer for 40 hours a week isn't for everyone

#noregrets