Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

OH GOOD YOUTUBE IS ASKING ME TO USE MY REAL NAME AGAIN

What the ever loving fuck I swear I am going to burn down Google.

the entire internet is now about convincing you to make it easier for people/companies/governments surveil you.

(says the guy who posts personal photos and stories to a message board)

SIGH

Why do they keep asking you? They asked me once, I said no thank you, and they left me alone. I feel so unpopular.

Maybe they think my avid consumption of animal videos makes me interesting to the NSA.

maybe they're totally hott for carl agathon

- shoes that collect tiny stones in the soles

dinner guests who arrive early and blame their unpunctuality on light traffic.

there's this good friend who likes to invite me to stuff, and I appreciate it, but he tends to be...annoying about it.

like he'll send a long, detailed text during work hours that I can't even barely unpack because I'm hella busy this week, and then less than an hour or two later, he's calling me because "he hasn't heard back from me". granted it's for an event the next day, but like...gimme a chance to read and reply, man.

people who say "hut dog" and "pupcorn".....argh!

is that an american accent thing? because i can't get my head around how that would sound

hort dorg
porp corn

haht dawg
pahp cawn

sorry, I'll stop now

ah, thanks veg

lol I actually dont know I was being silly

I hate people who give silly intentional mispronunciations to things. like this girl I waited on years ago who called water "woah-dee".

I have no idea what country you people are inferring with this hot dog popcorn business.

Or implying.

Hut dogs or

http://www.hotdougs.com/Images/HotDougslogo_medium.jpg

hot corn and pop dogs

xpost creepy cosplay

Weird, the next post I saw after posting that pic was this one

look at that hot frog

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, July 30, 2013 8:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huot frahg

haht dahg

hoddog

that shitty faux-mexican public domain music i keep hearing in shitty faux-mexican restaurants

I wanted a bagel really badly, a chewy New York bagel with scallion cream cheese and the whole deli shebang, and that is not something you can readily find around here, so I looked up a cafe with good reviews, checked their hours, got dressed nice, biked there with my book...and it was shuttered.

people who say the same things across various social media platforms. automatic reposting of tweets in facebook is bad enough but it's worse when people take something they wrote one place and rephrase it somewhere else. like their thought is so amazing that it needs to reach as many people as possible.

also i just went to walgreens to buy almonds and while they did not give me a huge receipt, i had to punch through like 10 options on the electronic paypad before i could finish paying, including indicating two different times that i didn't want cash back. on the other hand, this walgreens sells sundresses.

why do seemingly ALL pain medicine bottles only list the recommended dosage on the inside of the label, forcing you to peel it open? isn't that arguably the most important piece of information on the entire label??!!?!?! my back hurts and i'm irrationally angry pt 2!

why is this soy sauce packet so hard to open?!? fuck!!!

Twitter needs a feature where it suspends the accounts of anyone who tweets more than three times in a seven day period about not knowing about X because they don't have a TV.

Every time I complain about twitter on this thread, I'm referring to the same person. Why do I follow this person?????

Twitter needs a feature where it suspends the accounts of anyone who tweets more than three times in a given day

3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "shit! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

OH GOOD YOUTUBE IS ASKING ME TO USE MY REAL NAME AGAIN

What the ever loving fuck I swear I am going to burn down Google.

They keep asking me, too. It's annoying.

Maybe they don't ask me b/c they think my name really is Whiskytango.

Beers that don't print the ABV % on the label

people who say the same things across various social media platforms.

the worst

additionally, those who make pronouncements about the behaviour of unnamed people like they're a god damned life expert, and fire those into every social media platform

something is beeping in our house, about once an hour, and I can't tell what it is

'attached is a file detailing your mandatory orientation'

invitationtoorientation.pdf

Beers that don't print the ABV % on the label

Yeah I hate this, I'm pretty sure it's illegal not to in the UK, I'm not sure if it's because I'm more worried about getting ripped off with some shandy or getting a premium/strong beer when I'm trying to pace myself

I hate it when the beer doesn't have a price. You're just looking at a store cooler door full of beer and no clue at all what you're going to be paying.

dudes at my condo complex too damn lazy to ring the house of the person they're visiting, and sit in front of the gate waiting for someone else to scan their gate card so they can slide in and watch as the person who actually HAD the card almost have the gate slam on them.

sometimes I intentionally sit in my vehicle and don't scan my card and just watch them sit there waiting until they get frustrated and leave. it's amusing enough for me not to care that I'm deliberately delaying my arrival home.

Doesn't sitting there take up more effort than buzzing their friends? You make it sound like Karl from Sling Blade standing in front of the door because he didn't know to knock, except in a car.

yeah, idk what their deal is. I see em make one cursory attempt to dial the number on the box, give up, and drive up there. buzzing people in is easy (it just calls the person whose number is on file, and they buzz them on their phone), so I'm kinda like ARE THE PEOPLE YOU'RE VISITING EVEN HOME?

the other thing that annoys me - the complex made this big deal about keeping out the tailgaters, spent all this money to put in a new system where in addition to the gate, there is an arm that lowers, and as a result, hiked up the price of everybody's gate card. and in the months since it's been implemented, it's been taken down for repairs more than it's been in operation.

is that an american accent thing? because i can't get my head around how that would sound

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm in New York and hear it in the Northeast but I don't know exactly what region is the evil source...try saying "hut dog" and marvel at the stupidity

Philly maybe?