Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

im getting posted to debug hell when i try to enter/register btw

I get the same thing

"Tuba, muthafukkaz!"

not a tuba.

"I'm sorry, we're fresh out of tubas, but we've got this sousaphone for the same price."

"My bell end almost reaches the end of the bell."

i'm here to distract you from the e. coli in your water

"But you said you wanted a red with a deep mellow notes?"

shd be deep mellow fruity notes oops

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"who's this guy? I knew the date wasn't going well but I was only in the toilet for three minutes."

"I'm sorry, but I can't let you have a go. I don't want to catch tuba-culosis."

"Since the smoking ban, I've switched to this e-cigarette. The difference is hardly noticeable."

"Do you want to hear my Schwarzenegger impression? "It's not a tuba!""

"'may we see the winelist?'? I don't think I know it but if you hum it I'll try to join in."

"Yeah? Well I wish I was a violinist too lady, I guess we'll both just have to get over it huh."

"why yes, i *do* have external artificial intestines which attach just above the collarbone and are supported by my right hand. well spotted, madam, i doff my sombrero to you."

"Well I did have a job in a library until I blew it"

"I found your kid."

"This restaurant really blows!"

• "My name is Gary, and I'll be annoying you."
• "Something romantic?"
• "Compliments of your ex."

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/08/26/p465/130826_contest_p465.jpg

"MANIC STREET PREACHERS???"

"HULK BOW DOWN FOR NO-ONE!"

is that even a joke?

Thats p good imo

something something broga

"This is normal? What an asshole!"

"I said relax!"

I've been trying to come up with a 'You wouldn't like me when I'm x' pun, but can't think of any pieces of yoga jargon that sound like 'angry'.

God, I just read that last post back and had a really depressing, 'WTF am I doing with my life' type response.

"NO ONE DISPARAGES TATTY CONDITION OF HULK'S YOGA PANTS"

"HULK _AM_ RELAXED!!!" seems obvious but right

"HULK MAKE $94K WITH FULL BENNIES!!"

chuckle

"THIS ONE CALLED 'HULK HATE YOGA' POSE"

"HULK RELAXED AS HULK GET"

(shit, I don't know the rules of Hulk-grammar)

(which I realized now I basically stole from Forks -- øystein sorry )

"WHY HULK NO GET BROADWAY MUSICAL?!"

"HULK HATE PUNY BANDHAS!"

HULK KNOW HOW BREATHE

^

^^^

except they probably won't run the word "hulk" in the winners as it's a copyright so figure "ME AM RELAXED" or "ME KNOW HOW TO BREATHE" instead

"Enough with the Bikram baloney! I'm shvitzing here! S'all right, you're good people."

http://www.dragonrouge.fr/en/work/relay

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/29/g290/130729_contest_g290.jpg
1st: "Just water for me, thanks."
2nd: "Or I could teach you how to fish."
3rd: "They lied—I'm from Brooklyn."

Hmm, the 1st place is fair enough, the 3rd is the archetypical NYorker style caption, yeah?

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg

"You've changed, son."

"not on a Sunday, please"