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"If you think this looks stupid wait until the contrabass serpent guy shows up."

"U got the horn so why don't U blow it?"

"It's all part of our March Madness package."

"Would you like to order dessert?" How about some Mousse T?"

"What did I tell you darling? This is absolutely the only way to enjoy a deconstructed peanut and truffle foam with freeze dried cotton candy."

"And how was the Moon Over My Hammy this evening?"

"parp"

I particularly like the idea that the tuba player is actually saying "parp"

We're out of potatoes. But as I told the chef, we've got other tubas!"

'Now a little something for the missus -- this is Rebirth Brass Band's "Pop that pussy"'

guys its not a tuba its a sousaphone.

"guys, it's not a tuba. it's a sousaphone."

a souschefaphone?

"We cook all our food using the sousaphone-vide method."

sadsousaphone.wav

"well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!"

"Ten bucks or I keep honking."

im getting posted to debug hell when i try to enter/register btw

I get the same thing

"Tuba, muthafukkaz!"

not a tuba.

"I'm sorry, we're fresh out of tubas, but we've got this sousaphone for the same price."

"My bell end almost reaches the end of the bell."

i'm here to distract you from the e. coli in your water

"But you said you wanted a red with a deep mellow notes?"

shd be deep mellow fruity notes oops

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"who's this guy? I knew the date wasn't going well but I was only in the toilet for three minutes."

"I'm sorry, but I can't let you have a go. I don't want to catch tuba-culosis."

"Since the smoking ban, I've switched to this e-cigarette. The difference is hardly noticeable."

"Do you want to hear my Schwarzenegger impression? "It's not a tuba!""

"'may we see the winelist?'? I don't think I know it but if you hum it I'll try to join in."

"Yeah? Well I wish I was a violinist too lady, I guess we'll both just have to get over it huh."

"why yes, i *do* have external artificial intestines which attach just above the collarbone and are supported by my right hand. well spotted, madam, i doff my sombrero to you."

"Well I did have a job in a library until I blew it"

"I found your kid."

"This restaurant really blows!"

• "My name is Gary, and I'll be annoying you."
• "Something romantic?"
• "Compliments of your ex."

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"MANIC STREET PREACHERS???"

"HULK BOW DOWN FOR NO-ONE!"

is that even a joke?

Thats p good imo

something something broga

"This is normal? What an asshole!"

"I said relax!"

I've been trying to come up with a 'You wouldn't like me when I'm x' pun, but can't think of any pieces of yoga jargon that sound like 'angry'.

God, I just read that last post back and had a really depressing, 'WTF am I doing with my life' type response.

"NO ONE DISPARAGES TATTY CONDITION OF HULK'S YOGA PANTS"

"HULK _AM_ RELAXED!!!" seems obvious but right