have you ever sexted

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i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:48 (four years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (four years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 1 August 2013 00:01 (four years ago) Permalink

interesting split

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:05 (four years ago) Permalink

sext: interesting split

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:05 (four years ago) Permalink

If you sext during Tet would it be a sextet?

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:31 (four years ago) Permalink

"What are you doing right now?"

homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:32 (four years ago) Permalink

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:34 (four years ago) Permalink

Also re johnny crunch's pic:

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:36 (four years ago) Permalink

I did have phone sex once while I was home from college visiting my parents. It was sort of awkward and nerve-wracking because the walls are a little thin in my parents' house. But the girl was one of those push-the-envelope types and it's always easier to get over your own self-consciousness when the other person has none.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:42 (four years ago) Permalink

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a bi joke or

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:45 (four years ago) Permalink

lol

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 August 2013 18:21 (four years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

waterface, Friday, 2 August 2013 18:23 (four years ago) Permalink

never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:30 (four years ago) Permalink

let's silx

sleepingbag, Friday, 2 August 2013 19:35 (four years ago) Permalink

haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!

i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.

I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB

not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.

they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.

anyway tl; dr as always :/

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:55 (four years ago) Permalink

whoa that's fucked up

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:57 (four years ago) Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:58 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah this def seemed more like a flashing-kind of compulsion, like showing his junk to unsuspecting women was what got him off, the more unsuspecting the better as time went on

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:22 (four years ago) Permalink

damn VG

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (four years ago) Permalink

eugh

max, Friday, 2 August 2013 20:25 (four years ago) Permalink

too long; don't sext

szarkasm (schlump), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:31 (four years ago) Permalink

whoa that's fucked up

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:57 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:58 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my friend ended up a victim of this, entirely unsolicited, via some degenerate whom she had barely exchanged words with at university

she saw it more as an opportunity for a 419 baiter type of psy-op in which her one line responses initiated a series of ever more absurd photos, culminating in a poorly cropped photo of her interlocutor doing his thing with nickolodeon in the background

the emails stopped when she tried to get him to re-enact a description of brony auto-asphyxia, and his credulity ran out

i told her the unsolicited c0ckpics were borderline criminal harassment to begin with and she should have ignored it but she didn't see him as any sort of threat (partly cuz he was living in another country) so she wasn't about to get worried and didn't want me to play the concerned father etc

anyway it was creepy as hell and i hope plebs like him are prosecuted before too long

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:01 (four years ago) Permalink

my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night

on purpose

I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.

homosexual II, Friday, 2 August 2013 21:33 (four years ago) Permalink

you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:37 (four years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 21:47 (four years ago) Permalink

If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (four years ago) Permalink

that is sext-waiting

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:04 (four years ago) Permalink

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:06 (four years ago) Permalink

that is braggin

mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:07 (four years ago) Permalink

i don't think that counts

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:13 (four years ago) Permalink

you shouldn't care

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:14 (four years ago) Permalink

(i was j/king)

mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:19 (four years ago) Permalink

milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 22:48 (four years ago) Permalink

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)

that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.

estela, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:54 (four years ago) Permalink

we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 23:00 (four years ago) Permalink

8====> ~~~ (.)(.)

a solitary sext (sic), Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (four years ago) Permalink

bullseye

sleepingbag, Saturday, 3 August 2013 04:57 (four years ago) Permalink


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