have you ever sexted

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you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

haha nice

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:27 (five years ago) Permalink

1ce or 2ce

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

;.;

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

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color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

*tera, Friday, 26 July 2013 21:03 (five years ago) Permalink

just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (five years ago) Permalink

"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Ha!

*tera, Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:01 (five years ago) Permalink

then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:02 (five years ago) Permalink

probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:05 (five years ago) Permalink

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:10 (five years ago) Permalink

our sexting:

me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your place
her: Of course
me: That makes me so wet
her: You're such a slut
me: Wow mean

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:11 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:16 (five years ago) Permalink

I think we've all experienced that

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:17 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:19 (five years ago) Permalink

xp

the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:23 (five years ago) Permalink

things usually work out don't worry about it

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (five years ago) Permalink

it's better to not be careful about this stuff

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (five years ago) Permalink

check

*whips out phone and...*

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:26 (five years ago) Permalink

treesext

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:29 (five years ago) Permalink

ive texted

wait til u see my http://25.media.tumblr.com/570a34f67f307fea39c80da26fcd705c/tumblr_mpn4kkKp821qhig20o1_500.jpg

not sure if it counts

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:43 (five years ago) Permalink

I've sexted, but only with someone I was actually dating at the time - it's actually kinda fun, if you're in a situation where you're both so busy that you can't see each other and just want some form of intimacy. tho I will say actual phone sex is better in that regard, as sexting can sometimes feel like playing a Sex RPG, and nobody wants to be eaten by a Grue in the middle of it.....

Neanderthal, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:47 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 1 August 2013 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

interesting split

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:05 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: interesting split

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:05 (five years ago) Permalink

If you sext during Tet would it be a sextet?

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:31 (five years ago) Permalink

"What are you doing right now?"

homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:32 (five years ago) Permalink

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Also re johnny crunch's pic:

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:36 (five years ago) Permalink

I did have phone sex once while I was home from college visiting my parents. It was sort of awkward and nerve-wracking because the walls are a little thin in my parents' house. But the girl was one of those push-the-envelope types and it's always easier to get over your own self-consciousness when the other person has none.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:42 (five years ago) Permalink

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a bi joke or

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 August 2013 18:21 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

waterface, Friday, 2 August 2013 18:23 (five years ago) Permalink

never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

let's silx

sleepingbag, Friday, 2 August 2013 19:35 (five years ago) Permalink

haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!

i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.

I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB

not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.

they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.

anyway tl; dr as always :/

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:55 (five years ago) Permalink

whoa that's fucked up

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 19:57 (five years ago) Permalink


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