have you ever sexted

Your worst nightmare

that is definitely not true.

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

*plays Maggie's Farm*

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

haha nice

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

1ce or 2ce

;.;

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

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haha

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread

"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"

Ha!

Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?

then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open

probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"

I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.

our sexting:

me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your place
her: Of course
me: That makes me so wet
her: You're such a slut
me: Wow mean

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

I think we've all experienced that

sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.

xp

the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her

things usually work out don't worry about it

it's better to not be careful about this stuff

check

*whips out phone and...*

treesext

ive texted

wait til u see my http://25.media.tumblr.com/570a34f67f307fea39c80da26fcd705c/tumblr_mpn4kkKp821qhig20o1_500.jpg

not sure if it counts

I've sexted, but only with someone I was actually dating at the time - it's actually kinda fun, if you're in a situation where you're both so busy that you can't see each other and just want some form of intimacy. tho I will say actual phone sex is better in that regard, as sexting can sometimes feel like playing a Sex RPG, and nobody wants to be eaten by a Grue in the middle of it.....

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something

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interesting split

sext: interesting split

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/mens-lives/201107/sexting-rules-when-to-sext

If you sext during Tet would it be a sextet?

"What are you doing right now?"

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.

Also re johnny crunch's pic:

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

I did have phone sex once while I was home from college visiting my parents. It was sort of awkward and nerve-wracking because the walls are a little thin in my parents' house. But the girl was one of those push-the-envelope types and it's always easier to get over your own self-consciousness when the other person has none.

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a bi joke or