have you ever sexted

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waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

I have never texted.

wombspace (abanana), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:26 (five years ago) Permalink

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

good one waterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Thanks Masturbator

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

who are you?

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Your worst nightmare

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

that is definitely not true.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

*plays Maggie's Farm*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

haha nice

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:27 (five years ago) Permalink

1ce or 2ce

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

;.;

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

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color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

*tera, Friday, 26 July 2013 21:03 (five years ago) Permalink

just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (five years ago) Permalink

"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Ha!

*tera, Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:01 (five years ago) Permalink

then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:02 (five years ago) Permalink

probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:05 (five years ago) Permalink

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:10 (five years ago) Permalink

our sexting:

me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your place
her: Of course
me: That makes me so wet
her: You're such a slut
me: Wow mean

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:11 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:16 (five years ago) Permalink

I think we've all experienced that

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:17 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:19 (five years ago) Permalink

xp

the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:23 (five years ago) Permalink

things usually work out don't worry about it

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (five years ago) Permalink

it's better to not be careful about this stuff

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (five years ago) Permalink

check

*whips out phone and...*

arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:26 (five years ago) Permalink

treesext

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:29 (five years ago) Permalink

ive texted

wait til u see my http://25.media.tumblr.com/570a34f67f307fea39c80da26fcd705c/tumblr_mpn4kkKp821qhig20o1_500.jpg

not sure if it counts

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:43 (five years ago) Permalink

I've sexted, but only with someone I was actually dating at the time - it's actually kinda fun, if you're in a situation where you're both so busy that you can't see each other and just want some form of intimacy. tho I will say actual phone sex is better in that regard, as sexting can sometimes feel like playing a Sex RPG, and nobody wants to be eaten by a Grue in the middle of it.....

Neanderthal, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:47 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:48 (five years ago) Permalink

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System, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

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