have you ever sexted

sexterface

the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.

George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.

I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"

"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"

. . . loading. . .

. . . oooh still loading. . .

. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

I have never texted.

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

good one waterface

Thanks Masturbator

who are you?

Your worst nightmare

that is definitely not true.

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

*plays Maggie's Farm*

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

haha nice

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

1ce or 2ce

;.;

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

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haha

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread

"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"

Ha!

Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?

then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open

probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"

I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.

our sexting:

me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your place
her: Of course
me: That makes me so wet
her: You're such a slut
me: Wow mean

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

I think we've all experienced that

sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.

xp

the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her

things usually work out don't worry about it

it's better to not be careful about this stuff