have you ever sexted

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everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today

homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:34 (five years ago) Permalink

but... with whom? just anybody?

loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*sexts himself*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*o yeh good job waterface*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*u so good at sextin*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm gay that should answer your question

i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast

surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:03 (five years ago) Permalink

*breakfast sext*
*o yes graperfuit! so juicy*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

sexterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:09 (five years ago) Permalink

the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.

surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:11 (five years ago) Permalink

George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"

homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:19 (five years ago) Permalink

"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:25 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . loading. . .

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . oooh still loading. . .

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

I have never texted.

wombspace (abanana), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:26 (five years ago) Permalink

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:53 (five years ago) Permalink

good one waterface

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:54 (five years ago) Permalink

Thanks Masturbator

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (five years ago) Permalink

who are you?

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Your worst nightmare

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:07 (five years ago) Permalink

that is definitely not true.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

*plays Maggie's Farm*

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:10 (five years ago) Permalink

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (five years ago) Permalink

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

haha nice

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:20 (five years ago) Permalink

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:27 (five years ago) Permalink

1ce or 2ce

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

;.;

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:30 (five years ago) Permalink

|_|

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

*tera, Friday, 26 July 2013 21:03 (five years ago) Permalink

just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (five years ago) Permalink

"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Ha!

*tera, Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:01 (five years ago) Permalink

then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:02 (five years ago) Permalink

probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:05 (five years ago) Permalink

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:09 (five years ago) Permalink

I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:10 (five years ago) Permalink


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