have you ever sexted

a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif

tera's story is great

Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.

Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.

I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!

lol dayo

homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.

my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext

everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today

but... with whom? just anybody?

*sexts himself*

*o yeh good job waterface*

*u so good at sextin*

i'm gay that should answer your question

i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast

*breakfast sext*
*o yes graperfuit! so juicy*

sexterface

the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.

George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.

I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"

"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"

. . . loading. . .

. . . oooh still loading. . .

. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

I have never texted.

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

good one waterface

Thanks Masturbator

who are you?

Your worst nightmare

that is definitely not true.

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

*plays Maggie's Farm*

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

haha nice

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

1ce or 2ce

;.;

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

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haha

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread